CONTEMPT
• All this lawyers, judges and courts I just don’t get to understand them, they are so weird. This morning my friend had a case in the court so I decided to follow him there. When we entered the court somebody recognized me and shouted GHETTO BOY I shooked hands with him and proceeded to my seat, all of a sudden I heard a large bang on a door and everyone got up when the judge entered they all bow to him. I was shocked, is he God? how can I bow before a man? I am a child of God and my bible tells me not to bow before any body or any other god. So I sat gallantly and refused to stand until the judge sat down.Instantly, I became a celebrity as everybody was busy looking at me then the judge started saying something but the only thing I understood was CONTEMPT (because, I went to night school). But I wasn’t bothered as I was enjoying my instant fame then 2 policemen and a prison's officer came and ask me to follow them( I guess they want to give me money). I got up and started walking majestically as the uniform men were walking behind me as if they are my body guards.
Now we have been standing outside the court room for almost 2 hours now when I asked them what are we waiting for, they said they are waiting for BLACK MARIA to come before we go, well me I told them that I don’t know any BLACK MARIA the only MARIA I know is FAIR, well maybe she’s the one that will give me money for refusing to bow before a mere man I don’t know so I decided to exercise patience. Please anyone that knows JIDE should tell him that I am now a hero and BLACKMARIA is on her way to come and give me money. We shall party very well tonight.