The Dog's diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat’s Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously _retarded.

The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

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I hate cats.

This is a vicious stereotype against cats!

Team feline!

LarrySun:
This is a vicious stereotype against cats!

Team feline!

Why do people dislike cats so much?

Ishilove:

Why do people dislike cats so much?

The archaic African/Nigerian beliefs that cats are demonic or couriers of witchcraft activities/witches. Till today, I still dislike cats because of the scary beliefs about them I was fed with as a child.

Both cats and dogs are no no for me.

Beorn:


The archaic African/Nigerian beliefs that cats are demonic or couriers of witchcraft activities/witches. Till today, I still dislike cats because of the scary beliefs about them I was fed with as a child.

I find cats very cute but I can't keep them as pets. I've been programmed to reject them and it's impossible for me to deprogram myself at this stage of my life.

African parents do well

Lol.

This is hilarious. Sounds like something true though.

There was a time when I was growing up when we had about 13-14 cats at the same time at home. We've never had more than 2 dogs at a go though.

#AnimalLover.

Team Feline

Ioannes:
Lol.

This is hilarious. Sounds like something true though.

There was a time when I was growing up when we had about 13-14 cats at the same time at home. We've never had more than 2 dogs at a go though.

#Animalover.

Please,how does dog and cat meat taste?

Ioannes:
Lol.

This is hilarious. Sounds like something true though.

There was a time when I was growing up when we had about 13-14 cats at the same time at home. We've never had more than 2 dogs at a go though.

#AnimalLover.

14 cats! Ahn ahn. That's way too much

Greenback:


Please,how does dog and cat meat taste?

You cannibal

Ishilove:

14 cats! Ahn ahn. That's way too much

Yeah. But my family has always been a huge animal lover. Those cats all had a single mother named princess, pure white cat.

We've had rabbits, monkeys, birds like doves and parrots, guinea pigs, as pets while growing up. Lol.

I remember while in primary school one of our dogs got killed by a car while crossing the road after seeing us off to school. We had to carry the body back home to bury him. Couldn't go to school for a week.

Ishilove:

You cannibal

Pay him no mind. He's been trolling me across Nairaland pages. I'm surprised he hasn't been banned because I keep reporting him.

Ishilove:

You cannibal

Mmwwwaah

Ioannes:




Yeah. But my family has always been a huge animal lover. Those cats all had a single mother named princess, pure white cat.

We've had rabbits, monkeys, birds like doves and parrots, guinea pigs, as pets while growing up. Lol.

I remember while in primary school one of our dogs got killed by a car while crossing the road after seeing us off to school. We had to carry the body back home to bury him. Couldn't go to school for a week.

So what happened to Princess and her brood?
I know how it feels losing a pet. When my beloved Ruggedman passed on at the age of 16, I felt like I had lost a very dear companion. Everyone in Ishilove's household was sober for days.

Ioannes:


Pay him no mind. He's been trolling me across Nairaland pages. I'm surprised he hasn't been banned because I keep reporting him.

He's an experienced troll by the looks of it. Annoying, but careful not to overtly break the rules.

Ishilove:

So what happened to Princess and her brood?
I know how it feels losing a pet. When my beloved Ruggedman passed on at the age of 16, I felt like I had lost a very dear companion. Everyone in Ishilove's household was sober for days.

Well Princess died at childbirth

I buried her myself.

Almost all her kids were male so naturally they left home after a while. Only one tabby cat remains now, that's if she's hasn't given birth though.

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Ioannes:


Well Princess died at childbirth

I buried her myself.

Almost all her kids were male so naturally they left home after a while. Only one tabby cat remains now, that's if she's hasn't given birth though.

Are you a Nigerian?

Ishilove:

Are you a Nigerian?

Lol Yes I am. Why?

Ioannes:


Lol Yes I am. Why?

It's unusual to have a Nigerian born to love pussy cats so much

Ishilove:

It's unusual to have a Nigerian born to love pussy cats so much

Lol. I grew up surrounded by pets of different shades. All well beloved. Cats are arrogant but very playful. I love the way they purr.

LarrySun:
This is a vicious stereotype against cats!

Team feline!

; why am I not surprised you are here ... Cats are selfish little creatures

#RunsAway

My cute dog, but I still like cats so much, I had one before, had to let her go because the dog couldn’t coexist with her, cats are lovely, cuddly smart little creatures, and they love to sleep a lot.

I love cats. They are lovely, cuddly smart little creatures, and love to sleep a lot.
At this site bestcatdewormer.com, you can find tips on how to care about your pet.

Cat lover here. I dont believe in any of the stereotypes mentioned here about cats. I love them because they are independant and can survive on their own without human interaction. They are also very cute and cuddly. I let them sleep inside my house too.

14teenK:
My cute dog, but I still like cats so much, I had one before, had to let her go because the dog couldn’t coexist with her, cats are lovely, cuddly smart little creatures, and they love to sleep a lot.

Cute dog. He looks gentle

katanagirl08:
Cat lover here. I dont believe in any of the stereotypes mentioned here about cats. I love them because they are independant and can survive on their own without human interaction. They are also very cute and cuddly. I let them sleep inside my house too.

do you buy litter sand for your cats or do you use ordinary sand ? If you do buy, how much does it go?