planetx:
Stupid dumb Nigerians making fun of Kenya's rich wildlife, at least they have enough sence not to see their wildlife as a pot of pepper soup unlike us.

See this Maumau dey form Nigerian...will you go and measure decoder with Ghanians before we withdraw food aid to your country.

but why na? Kenya is finished.

chaillll.....eh ya...naija una bad joor.... ..

see fatalities abeg

damilogogle:
but why na?
Kenya is finished.

baba Why....na...

Chaii.....naija

I had to send this link to my Kenyan babe.....

She no wan give me do again

These ones got me

how can i get dis link biko ?

Kingspin:
We like to live in denial most times. Kenya is better.

U suppose open your brain
How is Kenya better?
How many cities do they have?
How beautiful are those cities?
Level of education?
There innovation?
Labour force?
GDP growth?
Population growth?
Standard of living?
Social amenities?
Commerce and industry?
Sport wise?
Entertainment?


It's better u use brain not march on it or knot it as tie

shox:
When will these people know that it's only Nigerians that will abuse themselves and go free

Nigerians does not support international abuse

shox:
When will these people know that it's only Nigerians that will abuse themselves and go free

shox:
When will these people know that it's only Nigerians that will abuse themselves and go free

i swear laff wan kill me. Fact tho

Childishnesdd to the extreme and this guys think they have actually accomplished something.

ezeagu:


And you both got fucked in the ass by the British! And you both get deported in Europe! And you both die in the Mediterranean! And you are both third-world backwaters! LOL!

I've never been to the Mediterranean and I'd go to Europe the genuine way. So what's your qualms here?

Awaitingkopa:
lol how nah

Fine.
How your side.?

LWKMD. This is so so hilarious. Savage aye

See in body like drawing book

Kenya rapper

shegra58:
i swear we go die together if na me

Azin
..

GERALD710:

Didn't the Somalis,Swahilis, Kikuyus, Boranas, Kenya Asians and Coastal Arabs post their pics showing how we actually look.Unlike Nigerians.
The thing with Nigerians, we realized that.
1.You guys are semi-literate. You post pictures of Maasais, a community of less than 1 million in a nation of 48 million. Why not Kikuyus? The largest tribe in Kenya and the likes??

oh Lawd! How can someone be so dumb?.. After all u have seen and read.. U still went ahead and typed this ?.. Tot it was all a joke.. Now I see proof.. Antelope

mrMeen:
Night life in kenya is soooo freakish man, all you'll see are floating eyeballs and teeths.

And their teeth remind me of a song, 'black and yellow'
Their teeth so yellow,if you take it out and put in a glass of water it'll look like a urine sample.

which sadly is our undoing

Fuadeiza:
I love Nigerians

This is why we're ranked amongst the happiest people on earth .
We always look for a way to turn things into joke

It's quite pathetic that a lot of Nigerian youths are useless and less intelligent. Kenyans are arguing from the position of infrastructural decay, we are arguing from the position of complexion/skin colour......Kenyans have no power over the skin colour but that which they have power over (economy, infrastructure etc) they are doing well..... I am ashamed to affiliate with Nigeria......The youth population is not ready to progress. With this cheap mindset, the youth will plunge the country into further disaster if given the chance.

Please, somebody confirm if what I heard is the truth.

A friend said that Kenyans love imitation a lot. For instance, NAIROBI, which is the capital of KENYA was taken from NAIRA (Nigeria official currency and OBI, which is a name commonly bore by people in eastern part of Nigeria).

It is factual that the five richest Nigerians are worth 30 billion US dollars,

while the budget of Kenya for one full year is less than 30 US dollars.

Please, Kenyans, show us some respect.

ChiefAzubuike:
Naija sorry o but Kenya nor be una mates for anything..

Kenya is a far better country.

Lmao... see how someone is reasoning

dingbang:
But Kenyans dey beat Nigerians for marathon race year in year out

What about 100m, 200m, 400m, football, and other sports??

christopher700:
Nigerians are just too savage!���

... Lol .. My chest

autonomous22:
Someone shud plz call these Nigerians to order.... The insult on Kenyans is too much

They also have a platform that they insult us, this is an tweet war, no blood is spilled, this is fun, doesn`t mean you should hate or be mischievous to them, afterall, they are africans, meaning, we are brothers and sisters.

GERALD710:

Didn't the Somalis,Swahilis, Kikuyus, Boranas, Kenya Asians and Coastal Arabs post their pics showing how we actually look.Unlike Nigerians.
The thing with Nigerians, we realized that.
1.You guys are semi-literate. You post pictures of Maasais, a community of less than 1 million in a nation of 48 million. Why not Kikuyus? The largest tribe in Kenya and the likes??

Boy I will advice u not to move d war here, cos on this platform u hv very angry Nigerians. Trust me d finishing would not only b clinical but swift and flawless. Last yr I took part on Twitter I started d eclipse thing and it was just too much for Kenyans that they had to tuck their tails in BTW their legs and creep back to wre ever they came from. I called them Bailings.

GERALD710:

Didn't the Somalis,Swahilis, Kikuyus, Boranas, Kenya Asians and Coastal Arabs post their pics showing how we actually look.Unlike Nigerians.
The thing with Nigerians, we realized that.
1.You guys are semi-literate. You post pictures of Maasais, a community of less than 1 million in a nation of 48 million. Why not Kikuyus? The largest tribe in Kenya and the likes??

Boy I will advice u not to move d war here, cos on this platform u hv very angry Nigerians. Trust me d finishing would not only b clinical but swift and flawless. Last yr I took part on Twitter I started d eclipse thing and it was just too much for Kenyans that they had to tuck their tails in BTW their legs and creep back to wre ever they came from. I called them Bailings.

Fierce11:
So if Ghana and south africa beef Nigeria, then a mere local govt. Like Kenya sef would open mouth to join.. smh.. kenya? smh..
How many banks in kenya have cctV? Something that would not capture that useless black colour of their citizens.. Smh..
You sure say all this tecno and infinix phone go even notice their finger print wey their colour don block finish ne? Nonsense

jokes aside. i couldnt help but notice most of nigerian jokes are based on skin color, its kind of a shame realy

princenath:


U suppose open your brain
How is Kenya better?
How many cities do they have?
How beautiful are those cities?
Level of education?
There innovation?
Labour force?
GDP growth?
Population growth?
Standard of living?
Social amenities?
Commerce and industry?
Sport wise?
Entertainment?


It's better u use brain not march on it or knot it as tie

the avarage kenyan has a higher standard of living than the average nigerian

Gent:
It is factual that the five richest Nigerians are worth 30 billion US dollars,

while the budget of Kenya for one full year is less than 30 US dollars.

Please, Kenyans, show us some respect.

FYI, the federal budget for the government of nigeria is $21 USD, jokes on you