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What Was Your Offence by Tracypacy(f): 9:20am On Oct 03, 2018
Remember the Worst Beating your parents ever gave you? What was your offence ?
Re: What Was Your Offence by whitebeard(m): 9:21am On Oct 03, 2018
Dont wanna think about it

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Re: What Was Your Offence by ahnie: 9:33am On Oct 03, 2018
I cud remember vividly when my father gave me a very well propelled comfortable beating of my life years back...


Reasons:I suddenly woke up,jumped down from the bed,opened the door by 12.30am in the early hours of the morning when normal beings were asleep.

I ran with speed towards a primary school close to our house and climbed the tree cry.
My late dad yanked me down and gave me a well deserved proportional beating.

Funny enuf...i didn't felt any pains I was sleep walking all the way back home.i woke up the at dawn,saw funny stares from my siblings and severe body ache.

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Re: What Was Your Offence by Nobody: 12:13pm On Oct 03, 2018
ahnie:
I cud remember vivid when my father gave me a very well propelled comfortable beating of my life years back...


Reasons:I suddenly woke up,jumped down from the bed,opened the door by 12.30am in the early hours of the morning when normal beings were asleep.

I ran with speed towards a primary school close to our house and climbed the tree cry.
My late dad yanked me down and gave me a well deserved proportional beating.

Funny enuf...i didn't feel any pains I was sleep walking all the way back home.i woke up to funny stares from my siblings and body ache.

cheesy

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Re: What Was Your Offence by ImaIma1(f): 1:46pm On Oct 03, 2018
ahnie:
I cud remember vivid when my father gave me a very well propelled comfortable beating of my life years back...


Reasons:I suddenly woke up,jumped down from the bed,opened the door by 12.30am in the early hours of the morning when normal beings were asleep.

I ran with speed towards a primary school close to our house and climbed the tree cry.
My late dad yanked me down and gave me a well deserved proportional beating.

Funny enuf...i didn't feel any pains I was sleep walking all the way back home.i woke up to funny stares from my siblings and body ache.


Village people...lol cheesy

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Re: What Was Your Offence by ahnie: 2:11pm On Oct 03, 2018
ImaIma1:


Village people...lol cheesy
Then there were no village pipo....twas just mere childish exuberance I think grin.
Re: What Was Your Offence by Funky123(f): 6:56pm On Oct 03, 2018
I broke my mum's standing mirror.....It was a bad day devil drink water

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Re: What Was Your Offence by Tracypacy(f): 2:26pm On Oct 05, 2018
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Funky123:
I broke my mum's standing mirror.....It was a bad day devil drink water
Re: What Was Your Offence by Tracypacy(f): 2:26pm On Oct 05, 2018
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ahnie:
I cud remember vivid when my father gave me a very well propelled comfortable beating of my life years back...


Reasons:I suddenly woke up,jumped down from the bed,opened the door by 12.30am in the early hours of the morning when normal beings were asleep.

I ran with speed towards a primary school close to our house and climbed the tree cry.
My late dad yanked me down and gave me a well deserved proportional beating.

Funny enuf...i didn't felt any pains I was sleep walking all the way back home.i woke up the at dawn,saw funny stares from my siblings and severe body ache.

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Re: What Was Your Offence by chii8(f): 3:29pm On Oct 05, 2018
I stole my mum's #50 and i was caught,my parents partnered in the flogging...i was in SS2,all my classmate comes to School with money and i wanted to join them,my parents wanted me to go with foodflask and waterbottle but then almost everyone brings money,so i decided to feel a sense of belonging as per senior student,although i was not caught on the first day,they finished beating me and gave me three months fasting and prayers.(just imagine daddy and mummy flogging someone at same time)

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Re: What Was Your Offence by Tracypacy(f): 3:52pm On Oct 05, 2018
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chii8:
I stole my mum's #50 and i was caught,my parents partnered in the flogging...i was in SS2,all my classmate comes to School with money and i wanted to join them,my parents wanted me to go with foodflask and waterbottle but then almost everyone brings money,so i decided to feel a sense of belonging as per senior student,although i was not caught on the first day,they finished beating me and gave me three months fasting and prayers.(just imagine daddy and mummy flogging someone at same time)

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Re: What Was Your Offence by Evangkatsoulis: 6:33pm On Oct 05, 2018
Wasn't beating. Na only pepper dem put for my eye.

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Re: What Was Your Offence by alhassanyusuf29(m): 9:25pm On Oct 05, 2018
i once called my father by the nickname his friends call him, the ass whipping I got will forever remain fresh in my memory

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Re: What Was Your Offence by FriendNG: 9:51pm On Oct 05, 2018
alhassanyusuf29:
i once called my father by the nickname his friends call him, the ass whipping I got will forever remain fresh in my memory

grin grin grin daidai Keenan. All these indomie generation kids tongue
Re: What Was Your Offence by tech18: 10:01pm On Oct 05, 2018
FriendNG:


grin grin grin daidai Keenan. All these indomie generation kids tongue
grin grin you are calling my senior brother ,indomie generation kid.

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Re: What Was Your Offence by Jaradz: 1:19pm On Oct 22, 2018
Pele
whitebeard:
Dont wanna think about it
Re: What Was Your Offence by Cramybird(f): 4:55pm On Oct 22, 2018
cheesy angry grin grin
Re: What Was Your Offence by SteveOfu: 11:39pm On Oct 20, 2019
Long story
Re: What Was Your Offence by LadySarah: 10:43am On Oct 21, 2019
My elder sis story not mine.

.During the hols My mum always locked us inside when off to work but still gave us the key(incase of emergency).When she leaves,we'd let in Our neighbour's daughter from a public yard next to ours,who would gist us about street life and always showed us the money she made from hawking iced water.Back in the days when iced water was a thing grin;you know those tap water tied in white santana polythenes before 'pure water' replaced it.It was tempting.

Well one day,my sis made up her mind to join the hustle.Fetched water with a paint bucket,in to the freezer.The next morning we helped her tie them grin grin(ppl haff drink rubbish in this nig grin grin)),then she left to sell with her partner,b4 2pm she was back and money she made which we shared.It was so cool. grin grin grin

Next day she set off again.A relative saw her and quuckly came to inform my mum.From Afar my mum saw her 10 yr old child she left at home carrying this long white paint bucket,busy shouting "buy iced water" angry grin grinembarassed embarassed.

Well you know the end when we saw the both of them coming home together. grin grin

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Re: What Was Your Offence by Fabbyking: 11:29am On Oct 21, 2019
LadySarah:
My elder sis story not mine.

.During the hols My mum always locked us inside but still gave us the key(emergency).When she leaves,we'd let in Our neighbour's daughter who would gist us about street life and always showed us the money she made from hawking iced water.Back in the days when iced water was a thing grin;you know those tap water tied in white santana polythenes before 'pure water' replaced it.It was tempting.

Well one day,my sis made up her mind.Fetched water with a paint bucket,in to the freezer.The next morning we helped her tie them grin grin(pri school children),then she left to sell with her partner,b4 2pm she was back and money she made which we shared.It was so cool. grin grin grin

Next day she set off again.A relative saw her and quuckly came to inform my mum.From Afar my mum saw the child she left at home carrying this long white paint bucket,busy shouting "buy iced water" angry grin grinembarassed embarassed.

Well you know the end when we saw the both of them coming home together. grin grin

jeeeeeeeezzzzzzz I can only imagine hahahahaha d beating na on a diff level

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Re: What Was Your Offence by Ginaz(f): 11:38am On Oct 21, 2019
She bought me a phone . I was in SS1 and I belong to a group of friends, we make night calls with our far away pals of the opposite sex then, come to school the next morning to gist gist and gist. It was just pure innocence of teenage life.

My mum happened to catch me whispering like a rat during one of those calls and gave me a very loud , thunderstorm, hailstorm and barbaric slap that made my left ear bled blood.

I held my ear in shock and disbelief. grin

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Re: What Was Your Offence by SteveOfu: 11:44am On Oct 21, 2019
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Ginaz:
She bought me a phone . I was in SS1 and I belong to a group of friends, we make night calls with our far away pals of the opposite sex then, come to school the next morning to gist gist and gist. It was just pure innocence of teenage life.

My mum happened to catch me whispering like a rat during one of those calls and gave me a very loud , thunderstorm, hailstorm and barbaric slap that made my left ear bled blood.

I held my ear in shock and disbelief. grin
Re: What Was Your Offence by LadySarah: 10:43pm On Oct 21, 2019
Lalasticlala grin

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Re: What Was Your Offence by SteveOfu: 8:46am On Oct 22, 2019
angry
Evangkatsoulis:
Wasn't beating. Na only pepper dem put for my eye.
Re: What Was Your Offence by Stephenofu: 7:20am On Nov 07, 2021
Long Story
Re: What Was Your Offence by Dbrawllm0098(f): 2:29pm On Nov 07, 2021
Mine was when a visitor came to the house..She gave me the remaining malt drink my mum offered her but my mum gave me sign not to collect it..I ignored the sign,collected it and drank..Mum was just looking at me and at the same time smiling and gisting with the visitor..Immediately the visitor left,mum reset my brain and throat with beating....Lol...the beating that day no be here o.

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Re: What Was Your Offence by Cryptobits(f): 8:05am On Nov 30, 2021
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Re: What Was Your Offence by QuinModah(f): 1:13pm On Apr 21
cheesy
Re: What Was Your Offence by Meerahbel: 7:45am On May 08
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