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Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by francisMKD(m): 2:00pm On Oct 06, 2018
na person wey no get money to buy beer na im dey talk say beer dey bitter...lol..
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Freeko4: 2:03pm On Oct 06, 2018
lolzzzzzz
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Nobody: 2:06pm On Oct 06, 2018
Eye wey dey cry dey see road
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Nobody: 2:07pm On Oct 06, 2018
Monkey nor fine but im mama like am
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by prospero5(m): 2:08pm On Oct 06, 2018
tompat86:
A breast in the mouth is better than 2 in the Bra

if u want copy me, copy well.

modified: a breast in the mouth of a man is worth two in the brassiere of a woman.

grin grin grin
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Nobody: 2:08pm On Oct 06, 2018
Everyday 4 d thief one day for the owner
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by akinszz: 2:10pm On Oct 06, 2018
Pikin wey say him mama no go rest for night, he too no go take him eye sleep grin grin grin

Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by ariesbull: 2:12pm On Oct 06, 2018
Person wey sell monkey buy dog still dey where im dey because Na animal wey squat still dey him house
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by srclark: 2:12pm On Oct 06, 2018
Pesin wey no wear cloth no dey put hand for pocket ( meaning you can't give what you don't have )
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by ariesbull: 2:13pm On Oct 06, 2018
Toto no get Meter
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Nobody: 2:13pm On Oct 06, 2018
Monkey dey work baboon dey chop...

Yanga dey sleep trouble go wake am.

Them nor dey use age smoke igbooo

Them nor dey use clear eye go white garment shursh

Nor be today nyash dey 4 back

Na small shit dey spoil nyash
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Nobody: 2:15pm On Oct 06, 2018
Na condition make crayfish bend
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Nobody: 2:17pm On Oct 06, 2018
Who nor go nor know.

Them nor dey use how pesin get money take put salt for soup.

Fly wen nor hear word dey follow dead bodey enter grave

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Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Nobody: 2:17pm On Oct 06, 2018
Ac nor be fan
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by McNas39(m): 2:19pm On Oct 06, 2018
grin grin grin I wan chop meat no mean say make I call cow brother
I no gree, I no gree na im dey tear shirt
When snake wan die, e go dey near road
Na where pesin hand long reach, na there him dey spread clothes (Erigga).
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by 8stargeneral: 2:19pm On Oct 06, 2018
Pikin wey dey for him mama back no knw say journey dey far

Foul wey no dey hear sumtin dey hear am inside pot. grin grin
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Nobody: 2:19pm On Oct 06, 2018
If u wan chop frog, chop the one wen get egg.......
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by profnigga(m): 2:21pm On Oct 06, 2018
Dis wan no go be your last ooo, no be music for person wey just buy motor and use am jam.
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Tobiemmanuel007: 2:21pm On Oct 06, 2018
mezarddinny:
wtf is this bro angry

Na banger grin
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Nobody: 2:22pm On Oct 06, 2018
Aboki bring more suya, all na for cow body

If u know, you know
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Nobody: 2:23pm On Oct 06, 2018
Make we laugh nor dey brake teeth
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by franozx: 2:25pm On Oct 06, 2018
smiley
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Godmademan(m): 2:26pm On Oct 06, 2018
na over-goodmorning dey bring 'how are you'.
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by akinszz: 2:28pm On Oct 06, 2018
Checked86:
Olosho wey change hotel na virgin e be
ashawo wey won build duplex, na her toto go suffer am grin grin grin
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by AlphaStyles(m): 2:31pm On Oct 06, 2018
if you do anyhow,you go see anyhow one day one day fowl nyash go open
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Ahijobuzuzu(m): 2:31pm On Oct 06, 2018
Goat wey follow dog waka go follow am chop shit
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by kindnyce(m): 2:34pm On Oct 06, 2018
As goat stand for market, Na so dem dey take price am.
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by akinszz: 2:35pm On Oct 06, 2018
Dem give you toto, you dey complain say e no get hair.
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Dangod123456: 2:40pm On Oct 06, 2018
Person wey won commit suicide and dey asked for change wen him buy poison no ready die.

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Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by happydays1(m): 2:45pm On Oct 06, 2018
opkolor eye no be open eye
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by lexy2014: 2:46pm On Oct 06, 2018
jojothegreat:
E don tey wey ynash dey Back.

Road bend no mean say we go Bend waka.

Big belle no mean big man.

No matter how room dark,man go still locate woman bress. No matter as room dark...

Custard Na just akamu wey school for abroad!

To craze no hard,na the trekking be wahala.

Person wey too tey for party,dey follow wash plate.

You no need cutlery to chop slap

If mad man done bite you once,next time wey u see machanic you go take off!

Pikin wey won follow him papa solve family problems, bald head go shame am!


Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Petermarshal(m): 2:48pm On Oct 06, 2018
Pikin wey dey chop akara, dey chop im mother money[b][/b]

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