THE DEBT

Dad : people are owing me, they don't want to pay, do you know of anyone that can help?
Son : I can pose as a juju man to scare them to pay

Dad : Those who owe me are real juju men, they might kill you... *phone beeps *

Son : Dad you have a Whatsapp message from juju1

Dad : yeah, that's one of the jujumen owing me, what is he saying?

Son : he says "I can see u right here in my mirror looking for ways to get your money from me, it seems you don't like your life anymore"

Dad : Hurry, text him, DEBTS FORGIVEN and throw that damn phone away. We are leaving this country this minute

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Dry

That's the jokes presido, where have you been bin?

Funnicator:
Dry

How dare you say that to the president?

You need a brain transplant

vybzkartel:


That's the jokes presido, where have you been bin?

I dey my bro, I am back

Funnicator:
Dry

Bush pig

Bin, your jokes used to give me orgasm

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