Return of Sodom and Gomorrah
We’ll turn Lagos to Las Vegas –Nudist club owners
By JOSSY IDAM (jidam14@yahoo.com)
Sunday, July 18, 2010



Recently reopened nude clubs in Lagos State have widened their doors for a bigger clientele. The clubs now witness a large patronage of ‘gentlemen’, as the patrons who troop into the joints call themselves.

Mellow mood
Located close to Tastee Fried Chicken on Opebi Road, Ikeja, Ocean Blue (now christened Solid Gold) begins to ‘happen’ as early as midday. Lit only by the flickering light of two flat screen TV sets, the girls of the club - Solid Babes - as they prefer to be called - begin to dance and prance around in bikini. To help put the men in mellow mood, hard core pornographic films play on.

The club’s teeming patrons lounge around and savour its wine, spirits and beer. Between sipping of drinks and puffing of cigarettes, the men cast furtive glances on the girls cat-walking and trying very hard to be noticed.

House rule
The club, which claims to parade the most beautiful girls in Lagos, has house rules.
Rule one: Patrons are not allowed into the club with weapon or piece of metal (car keys and handsets exempted) and camera.

Rule two: No handling of the club’s girls and no open sex.
Rule three: Payment of gate fee, drinks, and small chops are mandatory.
Rule four: No rowdy, drunken, disruptive behaviour allowed.
Rule five: Be generous. Tip the girls if ‘you are pleased with what you see and feel’.
To ensure compliance with the rules, beefy bouncers monitor the goings-on unobtrusively.

After hours
The club pulsates until around 5am the next day. The bevy of cute-looking girls dancing in turns sustain the interest of the ‘gentlemen in the house.’ Sunday Sun observed that if a patron is carried away by any of the girls, he would buy her a drink, spray her a bit with naira notes when she is dancing, obtain her phone number and ‘book’ to see her after club hours. To do this, a desirous patron doles out N20,000 before pairing off with his beau.
Clubs in the same league with Solid Gold include Wall Street, Magic City, Cazzbah and Club Unique. But these ones begin business from 7pm and operate until twilight.

Lap dance
Located at Ogundana Street off Allen Avenue, Ikeja, Club Unique distinguishes itself with a V.I.P section for its well-heeled, rich patrons. When the VIPs in suits trundle in, the girls fall on each other to get them and give them a ‘lap dance.’
When a VIP (big shot) consents or requests for lap dance - which is routine - the chosen girl proceeds gently. Wearing only a bikini or micro mini, she would seat astride the patron and lasciviously dance on the lap of the man. Most times, the dancers don’t wear pants.
The intention is, of course, to arouse the man and make him fantasize what lies ahead the body tingling with pleasure.

Like in most nude clubs, the rules are unwritten. But as events unfold, older patrons and club managers advise new comers accordingly.
At Club Unique, VIPs and other patrons tip lap dancers with naira notes. Acceptable minimum amount is N 2,000. When a lap dancer is ‘working’ on a man, he is expected to reach deep into his purse and stuff money in the girl’s bra and pant.
The club has also undergone a metamorphosis. In the early 90s, it was simply known as Club 10.
Then it was a popular viewing centre for football matches. On weekends, the club used to switch to a dance nightclub with a generous parade of girls ‘shipped’ from university campuses around the city.
But a lot has not really changed. Patrons still pay gate fee to enter the place.

The fee on week days is N1,500. On weekend, it goes for N2,000.
The drinks still don’t come cheap. For instance, a bottle of small stout and other beers go for N800. The cost of wine and spirits range between N10,000 and N30,000.
Some of the patrons who spoke to Sunday Sun said they were attracted to the nude club by erotic dance, the girls and leisure. A businessman, who gave his name as Tunde, said he comes there to unwind.
“See, my brother, Lagos is too stressful. After running up and down the place and enduring the flood and traffic jam, it is good to relax a bit,” he said.
A contractor, Igwe (full name withheld), said he enjoys good life and spending his money on whatever catches his fancy.

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2010/july/18/national-18-07-2010-002.htm

Aloy Emeke the crime burster. How ya de? On the topic, those who engage or patronize those joints do so not because they want to unwind, but coz they have big problems they're trying to run away from. And gobbling nudity won't help a dime. Anyway, its their own wahala

oweniwe:

Aloy Emeke the crime burster. How ya de? On the topic, those who engage or patronize those joints do so not because they want to unwind, but coz they have big problems they're trying to run away from. And gobbling nudity won't help a dime. Anyway, its their own wahala

Gbam.

I hope they have quality girls cause betches might be fugly in dem.

and any business that generates money and pays taxes is a good business!

You need help asap.

It's a nice place to be if you feel like clubbing.