TheDevilIsALai:
Members of the Buhari Media Center are set for a showdown with their handlers demanding for an upward review in their monthly take home pay. Speaking with this reporter on strict confidence and anonymity, deomelo expressed his frustration in not realising his ambitious dreams of finally settling down to what he thought was initially a dream job. The atmosphere at the Utako office of the BMC was near deserted apart from a handful of online shills loitering around, discussing in hush tones about the non-payment of their salaries for the month of October. After successfully bribing LamidiCownu to give this reporter a tour of the once vibrant complex, where Omenka's portrait greets one as you enter what is called the Main Lab, LamidiCownu will reminisce on how vibrant BMC office used to be just a couple months back. LamidiCownu will later blame the floating of BSO as one of the reasons BMC was neglected coupled with the fact that some shills were engaging in online betting and Internet love scams at the detriment of the serious challenges of selling Buhari to the public.

LamidiCownu however said there was still hope for BMC as the President himself had asked that all media outfits for the Buhari campaign to be collapsed into one body. It is from here that the likes of LamidiCownu hopes to see a harmonised pay wage commiserate to that of the Ab0kis in BSO.

"Do you know that Yarimo earns 500k weekly " he rhetorically asked this reporter. "And they still think we should be happy with 30k?". LamidiCownu will later explain how he had to settle himself in Abuja from his home town Osogbo and how difficult it was. He said that the only last resort they had was to join the NLC strike for increased minimum wage or else they will down tools.

This reporter will be visiting BMC for a 4 part article that will be published at www.troll.com.

TheDevilIsALai:
Members of the Buhari Media Center are set for a showdown with their handlers demanding for an upward review in their monthly take home pay. Speaking with this reporter on strict confidence and anonymity, deomelo expressed his frustration in not realising his ambitious dreams of finally settling down to what he thought was initially a dream job. The atmosphere at the Utako office of the BMC was near deserted apart from a handful of online shills loitering around, discussing in hush tones about the non-payment of their salaries for the month of October. After successfully bribing LamidiCownu to give this reporter a tour of the once vibrant complex, where Omenka's portrait greets one as you enter what is called the Main Lab, LamidiCownu will reminisce on how vibrant BMC office used to be just a couple months back. LamidiCownu will later blame the floating of BSO as one of the reasons BMC was neglected coupled with the fact that some shills were engaging in online betting and Internet love scams at the detriment of the serious challenges of selling Buhari to the public.

LamidiCownu however said there was still hope for BMC as the President himself had asked that all media outfits for the Buhari campaign to be collapsed into one body. It is from here that the likes of LamidiCownu hopes to see a harmonised pay wage commiserate to that of the Ab0kis in BSO.

"Do you know that Yarimo earns 500k weekly " he rhetorically asked this reporter. "And they still think we should be happy with 30k?". LamidiCownu will later explain how he had to settle himself in Abuja from his home town Osogbo and how difficult it was. He said that the only last resort they had was to join the NLC strike for increased minimum wage or else they will down tools.

This reporter will be visiting BMC for a 4 part article that will be published at www.troll.com.

LLiKYekoba:


The vulture griller () and helinues nko? Dem no see placards carry abi to buy cardboard paper don hard for them?

FarahAideed:
What about Bourdillon Mongrels

LLiKYekoba:


The vulture griller () and helinues nko? Dem no see placards carry abi to buy cardboard paper don hard for them?

Investigative:
Buhari should please help us and review that amount
Defending Buhari is not an easy job,our monthly Pay should be like 100k
if not we will stop attacking IPOB on any social media
And stop rushing to Buhari facebook to applaud him whenever he post

Igbos:
This imaginary 30k BMC money dey really pain iPod touts ba!

Many potoboys wey never chop correct food since momo.
They go soon go corner go shout sai baba buhari

tit:


You are right.
The imaginary BMC are actually serving police and military officials.
There salary is far more than 30k.