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Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by MalcoImX: 11:12am On Nov 24, 2018
It is on record that the 'pastor' Omokri, using the fake Wendell Simlin Twitter handle to perpetuate his nefarious schemes once linked Emir Sanusi to Boko Haram as its financier. He has also, severally, maligned northerners as parasites and ........

That aside, the extent to which Reno Omokri could go to malign the person and administration of President Muhammad Buhari seems without a bound and modesty.

The new one is to find/invent inadequacies from/for some individuals with Hausa sounding names as a springboard to launch his attacks on northerners and president Buhari.

For a clearer view of the usual set up/template, take a look at the conversations below, between Omokri and 'his' northerners.

Let's even for the sake of allowing Reno to score cheap political points assume that those persons are real northerners, but would he recommend, for his boss Jonathan and former first lady, Patience Jonathan be enrolled as Almajiri students in the abandoned rat infested Almajiri schools he is ever ready, at any and every point, to flaunt as GEJ's achievement in education?

These are the things Omokri is trying to pass to us as best things that happened to Nigeria. I'd love to see how the always REACTING chemical Omokri would react to these gaffes by his god and Madam.

Jonathan

"How much did Jim Nwobodo stole? Money not up to the price of a Peugeot and Buhari regime send him to jail. Is that good enough?"

Patience Jonathan

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people.

2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a children.

3. My fellow widows.

4. A good mother takes care of his children.

5. The people sitting before you were once a children.

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one. (Addressing the press after Female Under-19 FIFA World Cup).

7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow.

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another.

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY.

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment.

11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide.

12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on.

13. On behalf of 2 million, I donate my family.

14. Why will Boko Haram bomb last churches on Christmas day, they don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person. In fact I’m a sadder woman right now and Mr.President is more saddest.

15. We all have HIV.

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by mekaboy(m): 11:17am On Nov 24, 2018
What's the point here?

Fuel was 96 under GEJ and 145 now

Unemployment and corruption are higher now so what's the point?

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Gandollar(f): 11:17am On Nov 24, 2018
The OP is doing what he knows best in the face of dwindling political capital of the Lifeless One both locally and internationally angry

Ask him to back up his frustration with evidence now, he will speed more frustration.

Sowunmi advised to keep the campaign issue based. But obviously buhari media cows have nothing to campaign with that stands the test of time, OP has resorted to inject some tasteless comic relief into the whole thing grin.

Daura 2019 fully loaded!

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Gandollar(f): 11:25am On Nov 24, 2018
mekaboy:
What's the point here?

Fuel was 96 under GEJ and 145 now

Unemployment and corruption are higher now so what's the point?
You go fear nau grin

OP says the Almajiri schools built and equipped for the emancipation of the backward north, and which they refused to enroll their children claiming education is Haram, is crime by the last administration.

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Nobody: 11:26am On Nov 24, 2018
Gandollar:
You go fear nau grin

OP says the Almajiri schools built and equipped for the emancipation of the backward north, and which hey refused to enroll their children claiming education is Haram, is crime by the last administration.


cheesy Your Monicker though

How many northerner wants to go to school? The Almajiri schools, created in their best interest is unappreciated.

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Gandollar(f): 11:27am On Nov 24, 2018
OP "if how much did Jim Nwobodo stole" is what giving you running stomach, then " the Abacha is not corrupt" and "Ganduje is a responsible man" should have given you Ebola nau grin

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Gandollar(f): 11:28am On Nov 24, 2018
OkaNaUbe:



cheesy Your Monicker though
You own nkor? grin
Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by MalcoImX: 11:33am On Nov 24, 2018
mekaboy:
What's the point here?

Fuel was 96 under GEJ and 145 now

Unemployment and corruption are higher now so what's the point?
What's the point, you ask?

Take us to pre -1999 when fuel was N20 before your PDP gang took over; or if that's difficult to pre-Jonathan when it was N65.
Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Gandollar(f): 11:35am On Nov 24, 2018
OkaNaUbe:



cheesy Your Monicker though

How many northerner wants to go to school? The Almajiri schools, created in their best interest is unappreciated.
It is so much unappreciated as malcomx has stated here. He is among the educated few who plotted to keep the majority of thier people in perpetual darkness so as to use them to satisfy thier lustful greed for power.

That's why when you expose the buhari tragedy here, they will tell you that buhari's core supporters are not on social media. grin

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Gandollar(f): 11:39am On Nov 24, 2018
MalcoImX:

What's the point, you ask?

Take us to pre -1999 when fuel was N20 before your PDP gang took over; or if that's difficult to pre-Jonathan when it was N65.
Still there was hope for a lot of Nigerians then than now when suicide incidents have become a veritable option for Nigerians who can no longer trudge on due to the hardship brought by jubrin.

As it was in 1983 so it is in 2018.

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by allthingsgood: 11:39am On Nov 24, 2018
mekaboy:
What's the point here?

Fuel was 96 under GEJ and 145 now

Unemployment and corruption are higher now so what's the point?

Neither Jonathan nor pmb determine the price of fuel.

Unemployment is high because we are just coming out of a recession which Jonathan put us in
Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Gandollar(f): 11:42am On Nov 24, 2018
MalcoImX:
It is on record that the 'pastor' Omokri, using the fake Wendell Simlin Twitter handle to perpetuate his nefarious schemes once linked Emir Sanusi to Boko Haram as its financier. He has also, severally, maligned northerners as parasites and ........

That aside, the extent to which Reno Omokri could go to malign the person and administration of President Muhammad Buhari seems without a bound and modesty.

The new one is to find/invent inadequacies from/for some individuals with Hausa sounding names as a springboard to launch his attacks on northerners and president Buhari.

For a clearer view of the usual set up/template, take a look at the conversations below, between Omokri and 'his' northerners.

Let's even for the sake of allowing Reno to score cheap political points assume that those persons are real northerners, but would he recommend, for his boss Jonathan and former first lady, Patience Jonathan be enrolled as Almajiri students in the abandoned rat infested Almajiri schools he is ever ready, at any and every point, to flaunt as GEJ's achievement in education?

These are the things Omokri is trying to pass to us as best things that happened to Nigeria. I'd love to see how the always REACTING chemical Omokri would react to these gaffes by his god and Madam.

Jonathan

"How much did Jim Nwobodo stole? Money not up to the price of a Peugeot and Buhari regime send him to jail. Is that good enough?"

[b]Patience Jonathan[b/]

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people.

2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a children.

3. My fellow widows.

4. A good mother takes care of his children.

5. The people sitting before you were once a children.

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one. (Addressing the press after Female Under-19 FIFA World Cup).

7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow.

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another.

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY.

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment.

11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide.

12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on.

13. On behalf of 2 million, I donate my family.

14. Why will Boko Haram bomb last churches on Christmas day, they don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person. In fact I’m a sadder woman right now and Mr.President is more saddest.

15. We all have HIV.



If truly these we're said by the woman you all love to hate (the feeling is mutual by the way), at least they are not plagiarized statements.

You forgot to add the " buhari is brain dead" speech too. grin

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Gandollar(f): 11:43am On Nov 24, 2018
allthingsgood:


Neither Jonathan nor pmb determine the price of fuel.

Unemployment is high because we are just coming out of a recession which Jonathan put us in
Really? So why did Tony momoh say buhari will make fuel N45 if elected?

And it was also Jonathan that led Nigeria into recession in 1983/84.

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by ImadeUReadThis: 11:48am On Nov 24, 2018
Jonthan's name is not on the ballot against next year's election but these useless sophisticated mor0ns want to drag him into the ring

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by allthingsgood: 11:49am On Nov 24, 2018
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Gandollar:
Really? So why did Tony momoh say buhari will make fuel N45 if elected?

And it was also Jonathan that led Nigeria into recession in 1983/84.

Really, if he said that, why didn't u vote for Tony Momoh
Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by MalcoImX: 11:53am On Nov 24, 2018
Gandollar:
The OP is doing what he knows best in the face of dwindling political capital of the Lifeless One both locally and internationally angry

Ask him to back up his frustration with evidence now, he will speed more frustration.

Sowunmi advised to keep the campaign issue based. But obviously buhari media cows have nothing to campaign with that stands the test of time, OP has resorted to inject some tasteless comic relief into the whole thing grin.

Daura 2019 fully loaded!
Issues based to you only means being left to attack without response or when you're under pressure.

When Omokri insinuates, with intent to misled the gullible, that Buhari should leave GEJ alone and face Amnesty International; or Atiku talk about Buhari trying to release 'unrepentant' Boko Haram members, and write to the UN/EU to warn Buhari about not handing over; or PDP agents protesting at foreign embassies that Buhari would rig the elections, what are you doing?

Is that to you what you called issues based?
Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Gandollar(f): 12:10pm On Nov 24, 2018
MalcoImX:

Issues based to you only means being left to attack without response or when you're under pressure.

When Omokri insinuates, with intent to misled the gullible, that Buhari should leave GEJ alone and face Amnesty International; or Atiku talk about Buhari trying to release 'unrepentant' Boko Haram members, and write to the UN/EU to warn Buhari about not handing over; or PDP agents protesting at foreign embassies that Buhari would rig the elections, what are you doing?

Is that to you what you called issues based?

YES!!!!!

Is Jonathan Transparency International which adjudged corruption as worse under buhari?

Are we not living witnesses to how buhari is tacitly funding BH to remain buoyant while tagging it ransome money?
Have we not seen how presently BH has become so tech advanced in the renewed onslaught against the State, bolding sacking a whole army command with gusto?? But the army remains under-equiped while BMC keeps getting grants left right and center just to sell to us an expired drug?

With what was witnessed so far, is it not clear that buhari has inec on lockdown? I just pray and hope that the dogs and baboons blood will be spared this time around when jubrin looses woefully next year.

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by MalcoImX: 12:10pm On Nov 24, 2018
ImadeUReadThis:
Jonthan's name is not on the ballot against next year's election but these useless sophisticated mor0ns want to drag him into the ring
Why is he then, and his agents preoccupied with Buhari?

They only, have the right to opinion not to be responded back, you mean?
Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by ImadeUReadThis: 12:12pm On Nov 24, 2018
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MalcoImX:

Why is he then, and is agents preoccupied with Buhari?

They only, have the right to opinion not to be responded back, you mean?
[/s]


With BH killing Nigerian soldiers like flies you have resorted to deflecting to Jonathan abi?

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Gandollar(f): 12:13pm On Nov 24, 2018
MalcoImX:

Why is he then, and is agents preoccupied with Buhari?

They only, have the right to opinion not to be responded back, you mean?
Jonathan pre-occupied with buhari keh? grin

Jonathan knows buhari died in a London hospital and has no fvck to give jubrin who isn't even a Nigerian in the first place.

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by MalcoImX: 12:15pm On Nov 24, 2018
Gandollar:
YES!!!!!

Is Jonathan Transparency International which adjudged corruption as worse under buhari?

Are we not living witnesses to how buhari is tacitly funding BH to remain buoyant while tagging it ransome money?
Have we not seen how presently BH has become so tech advanced in the renewed onslaught against the State, bolding sacking a whole army command with gusto?? But the army remains under-equiped while BMC keeps getting grants left right and center just to sell to us an expired drug?

With was witnessed so far, is it not clear that buhari has inec on lockdown? I just pray and hope that the dogs and baboons blood will be shared this time around when jubrin looses woefully next year.
Reversals are regrettable and shouldn't be allowed to happen, but it was worse during your boss, when whole territories were taken. As with everything, it was the mess created and left by the PDP that Buhari is trying to clear.
Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Gandollar(f): 12:21pm On Nov 24, 2018
ImadeUReadThis:
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With BH killing Nigerian soldiers like flies you have resorted to deflecting to Jonathan abi?
Don't mind him. Inspite of everything Jonathan did for the north, these people keep having sleepless nights over him because their conscience is whooping there arses for the ignoble role they played in his government.

Malcomx and his master's miscalculated on BH and now it's hunting and hurting them with iminent threats of annihilating their entire region before the year 2030. They should enjoy the monster they created.

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Afamed: 12:26pm On Nov 24, 2018
mekaboy:
What's the point here?
Fuel was 96 under GEJ and 145 now
Unemployment and corruption are higher now so what's the point?
Hypocrite, you didn't remind us how much was fuel sold before GEJ left at N96?
Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Gandollar(f): 12:27pm On Nov 24, 2018
MalcoImX:
Reversals are regrettable and shouldn't be allowed to happen, but it was worse during your boss, when whole territories were taken. As with everything, it was the mess created and left by the PDP that Buhari is trying to clear.
BH has been chased to the fringes by the time Jonathan was leaving office. No territories were held by BH by the time Jonathan was leaving.

Didn't buhari promise he had the magic wand to end it in 3 months into his presidency?

We actually believed him somehow cos he's a well known BH sympathizer! cheesy

Unfortunately, buhari never knew his friends (BH) will never be placated by mere body odour but would go ahead to capitalize on buhari's desperation to score some quick political points to demand for huuuuge ransome which the slowpoke quickly fished out while releasing their deadliest commanders in detention back to sambisa.

Now BH is well funded and can do as they like?

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Afamed: 12:28pm On Nov 24, 2018
Gandollar:
Don't mind him. Inspite of everything Jonathan did for the north, these people keep having sleepless nights over him because their conscience is whooping there arses for the ignoble role they played in his government.

Malcomx and his master's miscalculated on BH and now it's hunting and hurting them with iminent threats of annihilating their entire region before the year 2030. They should enjoy the monster they created.
Everything but you failed to mention one of them. Don't tell me Almajari school and the non existing university.
Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Gandollar(f): 12:29pm On Nov 24, 2018
Afamed:

Hypocrite, you didn't remind us how much was fuel sold before GEJ left at N96?
No matter what, you are suffering more now than you were then. grin
Your support for buhari is not borne out of personal conviction that he has performed well but for political expediency.

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Gandollar(f): 12:31pm On Nov 24, 2018
Afamed:

Everything but you failed to mention one of them. Don't tell me Almajari school and the non existing university.
I'm not surprised you try to de-emphasis education for northerners even though we all know that's what they need most now.

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Afamed: 12:35pm On Nov 24, 2018
Gandollar:
No matter what, you are suffering more now than you were then. grin
Your support for buhari is not borne out of personal conviction that he has performed well but for political expediency.
I expose you abi? How much was fuel sold when GEJ came to power and how much did he leave the fuel when he left in 2015. Abi your comparison Na one wey traffic?
Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Gandollar(f): 12:40pm On Nov 24, 2018
Afamed:

I expose you abi? How much was fuel sold when GEJ came to power and how much did he leave the fuel when he left in 2015. Abi your comparison Na one wey traffic?
Expose fire! If buhari wins a second term by accident, suicide incidents would quadruple.

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Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by Afamed: 12:40pm On Nov 24, 2018
Gandollar:
I'm not surprised you try to de-emphasis education for northerners even though we all know that's what they need most now.
Don't be clever by half. I just asked a question. You said GEJ did everything for the Northerners. And I just asked you to name those everything he did, without referring to the non existing Almajari and University you people claimed he built. You know when you never left your one bedroom apartment, you will believe every dummy PDP sold few yrs ago. Just as it was claimed GEJ had paid for the 80 percentage mobilization for the second Niger Bridge before he was bursted
Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by MalcoImX: 12:46pm On Nov 24, 2018
Gandollar:
Jonathan pre-occupied with buhari keh? grin

Jonathan knows buhari died in a London hospital and has no fvck to give jubrin who isn't even a Nigerian in the first place.

What type of cowardly act it is with Jonathan that it's only a 'dead' Buhari that he has the courage to kick?

https://punchng.com/jonathan-knocks-buhari-urges-him-to-understudy-pdp-ex-presidents-success-stories/

What you, sissy Nneka Calistus Kanu and Jonathan are doing is what's called "displacement" in psychology. The pain of Buhari being alive is so unbearable that you wished him out of existence. He is definitely dead to you, because that's what would make the trouble of confronting Buhari bearable. He is too much for you to deal with alive - hence the tags "lifeless," "dead," etc.

But if wishes were horses ....

Re: Reno Omokri, Goodluck Jonathan And Their Northern Almajiri Students by MalcoImX: 12:56pm On Nov 24, 2018
ImadeUReadThis:
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With BH killing Nigerian soldiers like flies you have resorted to deflecting to Jonathan abi?
I can't tell much to doubting Thomases, but if you have someone in any state in the NE, ask him or her for a comparison between the two eras.

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