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Dear Ladies by Nobody: 11:52am On Nov 30, 2018
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Before you marry that man seeking for your hand in marriage, please, endeavor to Bleep him first, to see his capabilities and his penis size, especially the size. Gone are those days they preach no sex before marriage or say no to pre-marital sex... ���

Nobody loves to buy a non tested appliance. Ask those that did, what they are going through in life this moment. Only religious hypocrites will advise and preach against it, while they are all fucking with reckless abandon. The ones that will even come to disagree here are those that are fucking, back to back, some even did this morning ��

Omo, unzip that shit and weigh the dick that will penetrate your world for life, if it doesn't meet your requirement, take a walk, don't even think of managing it, except you are ready to cheat on him, which is totally wrong. It's better to marry a man that has the dick size your world requires and stay faithful to him, than marry a man that can't even get it up for action, and cheat on him.

Sex, they say, it's not the only thing that keeps a marriage, granted, but nwanne, it's one of the major things o, hoohaa. If you take your marital problems to a marriage counselor, the first question you will be asked is, "how is your sex life?" Now you see what I mean?

Marriage is not child's play at all. So open that package, test the buttons to see if it functions properly, before you say I do, ighotago? To avoid had I known or bringing it to social media to seek advice and expect us to validate cheating on him, yimu�

Anakogheri bullshit�

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