The Tragedy of Men,

Thought 1

When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and
the flowers.

When we are married, our brides get the presents and
the publicity.

When we die, our widows get the life insurance.

What do women want to be liberated from



Thought 2

The average man's life consists of:

Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,

Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end,

the mourners wondering too.



Thought 3

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice
from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will
fall down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of
him.

The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross
the road.

Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If
you take one more step a car will run you over, and
you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came
careening around the corner, barely missing him.

The man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you
when I got married?"



Thought 4

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the
radiant bride as her father escorted her down the
aisle to give away to groom.

>They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the
bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his
hand.

Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to
the father by bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and all
eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say
something.

So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the
luckiest day of my life.

Then he raises his hands with what his daughter gave
him and continued, "My daughter finally, finally
returned my credit card to me."

The whole audience including priest started laughing
but not the poor groom.

Stale gist'

Studio CFR:

Stale gist'

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Jokers

horwarh:

stale or no stale, you can never go wrong with a laugh, and jokes are never stale

Ignore him. I love it!

See who's talking- mtchew lol

Studio CFR:

Stale gist'

How can you say that??!!

Those are top-notch jokes!

They really help to lighten one's mood at the end of a hard day!!

Abeg, nice jokes @poster - keep 'em rolling pls. . .

**On 2nd thoughts, Mr Stud is the unfortunate soul described in the jokes!**

I like no. 4