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ss by MOBO444(f): 5:54pm On Aug 04, 2010
ss
Re: ss by Tosinville(m): 6:03pm On Aug 04, 2010
Daddy, u can lie o!, na ur mouth u dey use dey type now? Abeg go ogbomosho go lie for those ones with tribal marks. . . I don advance pass dis kind thing, mayee.
Re: ss by Adolak(m): 6:03pm On Aug 04, 2010
Its good for you. Esan lo n ju. Reward is greater. No one is going to help you.
Re: ss by Omolola1(f): 6:22pm On Aug 04, 2010
THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY MOBO 444 HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!!!!!!!!!! I PRAY SHE K**** U SEF undecided

Wait a minute,

MOBO444:

There is this girl (Juliet), back then when I was in school in Ambrose Alli University, she was my neighbour in off campus hostel, I used to miss treat her and force her to make love to me, I took her money, I sold her TV and VCD and eat her food, then despoiled and beat her some more, it was fun back then as a cult boy.

It been 5 years since graduation and I saw her (Juliet) in Lagos 5 weeks ago (she now a big girl), she invited me to her house, she gave me food, then she drugged the food and drink and I work up in Chains and tied to a bed, it has been 3 weeks now since I was kidnapped, she gives me food and water ONCE A DAY then she despoils the hell out of me everyday, I am feeling weak day by day, Someone help me, I can’t take it anymore, she works in a bank and as soon as she comes home it is Love making, weekends are the worst for me as all she does is play phonographic film and give me injection to erect my manliness then more action, I have lost weight and can’t use my eyes anymore.
All I have is the desk top computer close to the chained bed for company, She has promised to FINISH ME, she said it is PAY BACK, brother please help, PAPA, Odiearo, Scooby 1, I am some were in Victoria SLAND, I don’t know were but just look around Victoria Island and keep shouting MOBO 444 (She wants no ramsom).



where the hell did you get the strength to browse NL, how come you can type, since you've been chained,
You can't use your eyes anymore, how come you can see ur computer

GUY, U TOO DEY LIE!!!!!!!!
i hope some1 really kidnaps you! undecided
Re: ss by Ibomade1: 6:26pm On Aug 04, 2010
I believe I know your location because I am in the other room in chains and tied to a bed as well.  grin grin grin
Re: ss by MOBO444(f): 6:31pm On Aug 04, 2010
[quote authd
Re: ss by domorehill: 6:45pm On Aug 04, 2010
Ibo-made:

I believe I know your location because I am in the other room in chains and tied to a bed as well. grin grin grin

So you are in the other room also. cool embarassed undecided
Re: ss by Woke4all(m): 6:54pm On Aug 04, 2010
Lol, Funny
Re: ss by daylae(m): 6:58pm On Aug 04, 2010
At last she got herself a sex'lave. . . .always do her bidding poster,at least she dey feed u!
Re: ss by 5p1naz(m): 7:03pm On Aug 04, 2010
omg i tink i can hear mobo and ibo-made hit on their keyboards. . . . i guess i must be in room 3 . . . somebody help us , i'v been here since em. . . i tink i must have lost my sense of time. . . 190 must be in room 4. . . .

chei mobo all in the name of starting a thread, your brain mistook nigerians for those in SWAHILI abi lols bad sh0t bro, baad sh0t. . . this didnt sell try harder next time. . .
Re: ss by 1105(f): 7:05pm On Aug 04, 2010
MOBO444:

There is this girl (Juliet), back then when I was in school in Ambrose Alli University, she was my neighbour in off campus hostel, I used to miss treat her and force her to make love to me, I took her money, I sold her TV and VCD and eat her food, then despoiled and beat her some more, it was fun back then as a cult boy.

 It been 5 years since graduation and I saw her (Juliet) in Lagos 5 weeks ago (she now a big girl), she invited me to her house, she gave me food, then she drugged the food and drink and I work up in Chains and tied to a bed, it has been 3 weeks now since I was kidnapped, she gives me food and water ONCE A DAY then she despoils the hell out of me everyday, I am feeling weak day by day, Someone help me, I can’t take it anymore, she works in a bank and as soon as she comes home it is Love making, weekends are the worst for me as all she does is play phonographic film and give me injection to erect my manliness then more action, I have lost weight and can’t use my eyes anymore.

All I have is the desk top computer close to the chained bed for company, She has promised to FINISH ME, she said it is PAY BACK, brother please help, PAPA, Odiearo, Scooby 1, I am some were in Victoria SLAND, I don’t know were but just look around Victoria Island and keep shouting MOBO 444 (She wants no ramsom).


Ode, Its not PAPA its 190.
Papa190 has been banned so its 190 now
Besides my advice is that you Just sit Tight,relax and let her continue
I bet you my mortgage that there are more than 50 of us here on nairaland including myself
that are praying day and nite for a lady to Kidnap us just to rape us, if you are tired, tell her that u have a close friend 190 who
is ready and willing to be KIDNAPPED for 2yrs just for all the same torture that u are passing through!
If u nid my contact address, let me know so i can give u, she can do me sef without condom
Re: ss by tpiah: 7:07pm On Aug 04, 2010
All I have is the desk top computer close to the chained bed for company

that's nice.
Re: ss by 1105(f): 7:20pm On Aug 04, 2010
Tpiah
I heard that u are not fyne is that true,
besides did u get my mail

@Topic
Mobo444 please follow my advice ok~
all is well,
remain in her custody, as long as ure eating all is well,
if u tire.call me 2 replace u~
Re: ss by 5p1naz(m): 7:27pm On Aug 04, 2010
oh now she's most def gon be mad at ya. . . shes gonna take it really personal. . . i berra go grab my popcorn. . .
Re: ss by MOBO444(f): 7:28pm On Aug 04, 2010
@Topic
Mobo444 please follow my advice ok~
all is well,
remain in her custody, as long as ure eating all is well,
if u tire.call me 2 replace u~[/color]
[quote][/quote]

@Papa eating well,i only eat once a day, just fried fish and akamu for breakfast.
Re: ss by tpiah: 7:30pm On Aug 04, 2010
190.:

Tpiah
I heard that u are not fyne is that true,
besides did u get my mail


abeg stop disturbing me with your large forehead.

i've replied your mail.
Re: ss by IyaBasira: 7:32pm On Aug 04, 2010
@If you are indeed chained to the bed, then how can you even type in the first place?
Re: ss by 1105(f): 7:33pm On Aug 04, 2010
Tpiah
U berra stop callin me names
i dont have a large forehead, !!
Missy B is the root of all evil these
Re: ss by tpiah: 7:35pm On Aug 04, 2010
ok!

your forehead is normal size.
Re: ss by 1105(f): 7:42pm On Aug 04, 2010
^
Good.,now u have a msg on ur mail~ undecided
Re: ss by 5p1naz(m): 7:52pm On Aug 04, 2010
mschew wat kinda show is this? i tot twas gonna be all machete and brooms. . . beating and dissing but luk at them mschew. . .
Re: ss by meggieblac: 8:06pm On Aug 04, 2010
@Poster: hey wake up there, it's just one of your dreams or wishes. grin cheesy grin
Re: ss by googles: 8:47pm On Aug 04, 2010
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

this bwoi is a capital agbaya !!! grin

if your hands are tied then how u dey type ?

bet your watchumacallit can multitask. . . . it can boink and it can type shocked
Re: ss by MOBO444(f): 8:55pm On Aug 04, 2010
Omolola1:

THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY MOBO 444 HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!!!!!!!!!! I PRAY SHE K**** U SEF undecided

@Omolola WHY,are all Nigeria ladies the same tongue embarassed
Re: ss by dani1luv: 9:06pm On Aug 04, 2010
Bros MoBO444!!!

You nor sabi lie. . tongue
Re: ss by deniyor: 9:24pm On Aug 04, 2010
If you must lie or fabricate a story, at least try been innovative about it. Total BS
Re: ss by double08(m): 9:38pm On Aug 04, 2010
this pervert you can lie idiot lie
Re: ss by Tosinville(m): 9:39pm On Aug 04, 2010
@dani1luv, abi lol even if MOBO get mayee 4 yankee, na im go use im hand jase himself to d extent say mayee sef go even scam am. @mobo, dat lie aint solid enuf so try nd hold da fuk up.
Re: ss by blacksta(m): 9:41pm On Aug 04, 2010
yawns  and shakes head

romance section has gone to the dogs
Re: ss by 808: 9:55pm On Aug 04, 2010
LIER smiley
Re: ss by DualCore1: 10:01pm On Aug 04, 2010
Poster dey confuse fantasy with reality.
Re: ss by 1105(f): 10:26pm On Aug 04, 2010
tpiah:

ok!

your forehead is normal size.

^
Good.,now u have a msg on ur mail~ undecided

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