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Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by dhardline(m): 7:28am On Dec 22, 2018
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Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by jman77(m): 7:37am On Dec 22, 2018
An ACTIVE MAN in SERVICE knows these na... Your gboski must wake b4 you in morning,if not?! Consult viagra & sons or your nearest village people.

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Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by Nobody: 7:37am On Dec 22, 2018
akeentech:
If you need a permanent solution to premature ejaculation contact me and get it for free.
What's the solution cheesy
Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by Translate(m): 7:39am On Dec 22, 2018
Themellowone:
Some men do not get morning erections.
Themellowone:
Some men do not get morning erections.
Themellowone:
Some men do not get morning erections.


Someone is talking from experience

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Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by Awoleesu(m): 7:40am On Dec 22, 2018
buygala:
There was this period when I didn't have sex for more than 3 months due to a very busy schedule...

I then noticed that my morning erection were lasting for am uncomfortable amount of time and at very very uncomfortable times...sometimes the tin will just get fully erect in the office for no obvious reason...the erection used to last sometimes for 3 hours +....everytime I was using belt to tie the preek against my tummy anytime I was going out in the morning and also hold my suit jacket against my groin to cover the embarrassment if the erection happened in the office or other public place cry

I had to get an ex-girlfriend to come over and sort me out ....Preek then calmed down... That's when I realised it's very good to be on very cordial terms with exes as one can never tell when we may need their help...grin

Now I never make the mistake of not servicing the preek every 2 weeks at least ..... sad
grin grin grin

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Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by verifiablefacts: 7:41am On Dec 22, 2018
Themellowone:
Some men do not get morning erections.
and so?
Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by obinna58(m): 7:43am On Dec 22, 2018
buygala:
There was this period when I didn't have sex for more than 3 months due to a very busy schedule...

I then noticed that my morning erection were lasting for am uncomfortable amount of time and at very very uncomfortable times...sometimes the tin will just get fully erect in the office for no obvious reason...the erection used to last sometimes for 3 hours +....everytime I was using belt to tie the preek against my tummy anytime I was going out in the morning and also hold my suit jacket against my groin to cover the embarrassment if the erection happened in the office or other public place cry

I had to get an ex-girlfriend to come over and sort me out ....Preek then calmed down... That's when I realised it's very good to be on very cordial terms with exes as one can never tell when we may need their help...grin

Now I never make the mistake of not servicing the preek every 2 weeks at least ..... sad

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Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by SlayQueenSlayer(m): 7:47am On Dec 22, 2018
buygala:
There was this period when I didn't have sex for more than 3 months due to a very busy schedule...

I then noticed that my morning erection were lasting for am uncomfortable amount of time and at very very uncomfortable times...sometimes the tin will just get fully erect in the office for no obvious reason...the erection used to last sometimes for 3 hours +....everytime I was using belt to tie the preek against my tummy anytime I was going out in the morning and also hold my suit jacket against my groin to cover the embarrassment if the erection happened in the office or other public place cry

I had to get an ex-girlfriend to come over and sort me out ....Preek then calmed down... That's when I realised it's very good to be on very cordial terms with exes as one can never tell when we may need their help...grin

Now I never make the mistake of not servicing the preek every 2 weeks at least ..... sad

How do you guys even last two weeks? I am now in my 8th day of no sex. The plan is to go 90 days. I feel like I am gonna explode already.

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Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by ethanduke: 7:47am On Dec 22, 2018
Ok
Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by marvin906(m): 7:47am On Dec 22, 2018
I pity any chick I use my morning erection on...

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Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by Nobody: 7:50am On Dec 22, 2018
IsaAbubakar:
i pity Rev fathers cry


Assalamualaikum my people
greetings from sheikh Isa Abubakar Usman from kebbi

Where in kebbi.. Aliero?
Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by IsaAbubakar: 7:55am On Dec 22, 2018
Abuheekmat:


Where in kebbi.. Aliero?
brother I'll message you
due to security issues
Assalamualaikum bro
Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by AlhajaChinyere: 7:59am On Dec 22, 2018
Continue praying for good health. That's all.
Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by robosky02(m): 8:00am On Dec 22, 2018
But women are still confused ..

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Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by Nobody: 8:04am On Dec 22, 2018
Office erections are the worst.

And my own case is that I am not thinking anything erotic and it just happens.

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Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by holysaint1(m): 8:13am On Dec 22, 2018
Roon9:
Oh the brain can keep the penis in check? Lol this was written by a female


lol... She has no idea... cheesy

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Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by obidevine(m): 8:18am On Dec 22, 2018
buygala:
There was this period when I didn't have sex for more than 3 months due to a very busy schedule...

I then noticed that my morning erection were lasting for am uncomfortable amount of time and at very very uncomfortable times...sometimes the tin will just get fully erect in the office for no obvious reason...the erection used to last sometimes for 3 hours +....everytime I was using belt to tie the preek against my tummy anytime I was going out in the morning and also hold my suit jacket against my groin to cover the embarrassment if the erection happened in the office or other public place cry

I had to get an ex-girlfriend to come over and sort me out ....Preek then calmed down... That's when I realised it's very good to be on very cordial terms with exes as one can never tell when we may need their help...grin

Now I never make the mistake of not servicing the preek every 2 weeks at least ..... sad

Correct guy
Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by DanDeeBoss(m): 8:23am On Dec 22, 2018
sacluxisback:
Office erections are the worst.

And my own case is that I am not thinking anything erotic and it just happens.

Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by BIXYBABE: 8:24am On Dec 22, 2018
Early morning kondo
Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by UnclePati: 8:41am On Dec 22, 2018
Oya...

akeentech:
If you need a permanent solution to premature ejaculation contact me and get it for free.
Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by menshowng(m): 8:43am On Dec 22, 2018
D tin de do me wella esp dah year we de do morning devotion i de use both hands cover front buh d wahalab say e gass go down b4 we hold hands to pray loooool
Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by BakaYoko999: 8:49am On Dec 22, 2018
buygala:
There was this period when I didn't have sex for more than 3 months due to a very busy schedule...

I then noticed that my morning erection were lasting for am uncomfortable amount of time and at very very uncomfortable times...sometimes the tin will just get fully erect in the office for no obvious reason...the erection used to last sometimes for 3 hours +....everytime I was using belt to tie the preek against my tummy anytime I was going out in the morning and also hold my suit jacket against my groin to cover the embarrassment if the erection happened in the office or other public place cry

I had to get an ex-girlfriend to come over and sort me out ....Preek then calmed down... That's when I realised it's very good to be on very cordial terms with exes as one can never tell when we may need their help...grin

Now I never make the mistake of not servicing the preek every 2 weeks at least ..... sad
don't go and marry, be fornicating every two weeks there.

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Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by femi4: 8:52am On Dec 22, 2018
ExAngel007:
all these for this morning
You can lecture us on nipple erection....we are all here to learn

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Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by Offpoint: 8:52am On Dec 22, 2018
Roon9:
Oh the brain can keep the penis in check? Lol this was written by a female
gringrin my man I swear na woman write am... brain and prkkk don't walk along, prkkk is too arrogant, brain can't control itgrin

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Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by oluwasegun007(m): 8:52am On Dec 22, 2018
buygala:
There was this period when I didn't have sex for more than 3 months due to a very busy schedule...

I then noticed that my morning erection were lasting for am uncomfortable amount of time and at very very uncomfortable times...sometimes the tin will just get fully erect in the office for no obvious reason...the erection used to last sometimes for 3 hours +....everytime I was using belt to tie the preek against my tummy anytime I was going out in the morning and also hold my suit jacket against my groin to cover the embarrassment if the erection happened in the office or other public place cry

I had to get an ex-girlfriend to come over and sort me out ....Preek then calmed down... That's when I realised it's very good to be on very cordial terms with exes as one can never tell when we may need their help...grin

Now I never make the mistake of not servicing the preek every 2 weeks at least ..... sad


Baddooo....so your ex came to the rescue.

Thought I was the only one.

Anyways go and marry bro.

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Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by 02Kebreal(m): 8:59am On Dec 22, 2018
This is exactly what I faced this morning
Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by Diso60090(m): 9:02am On Dec 22, 2018
davibid:
I’m just wondering what man would have been without this joystick



Useless to women

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Re: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by ujampie: 9:04am On Dec 22, 2018
...my brother easy ooooo............. Hmmmmmmmm.......
buygala:
There was this period when I didn't have sex for more than 3 months due to a very busy schedule...

I then noticed that my morning erection were lasting for am uncomfortable amount of time and at very very uncomfortable times...sometimes the tin will just get fully erect in the office for no obvious reason...the erection used to last sometimes for 3 hours +....everytime I was using belt to tie the preek against my tummy anytime I was going out in the morning and also hold my suit jacket against my groin to cover the embarrassment if the erection happened in the office or other public place cry

I had to get an ex-girlfriend to come over and sort me out ....Preek then calmed down... That's when I realised it's very good to be on very cordial terms with exes as one can never tell when we may need their help...grin

Now I never make the mistake of not servicing the preek every 2 weeks at least ..... sad

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