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If You Ever See These Items Run For Your Dear Life by LuciferCatholic: 10:32pm On Dec 23, 2018
I don't know about you but whenever I see these evil items, I push
pregnant women out of my way, trample on little babies still learning to crawl & take to my heels.



No time.

Re: If You Ever See These Items Run For Your Dear Life by crestedaguiyi: 10:33pm On Dec 23, 2018
Shame no catch u.

The sight of a mere kettle will make u trample on crawling babies and even push pregnant women,young man you are a beast without shame and honour

Am a Biafran, we are not idiots or beast
We don't trample on babies or push women whether pregnant or not
Re: If You Ever See These Items Run For Your Dear Life by LuciferCatholic: 10:34pm On Dec 23, 2018
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Re: If You Ever See These Items Run For Your Dear Life by LuciferCatholic: 10:43pm On Dec 23, 2018
crestedaguiyi:
[s]Shame no catch u.

The sight of a mere kettle will make u trample on crawling babies and even push pregnant women,young man you are a beast without shame and honour

Am a Biafran, we are not idiots or beast
We don't trample on babies or push women whether pregnant or not[/s]



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Re: If You Ever See These Items Run For Your Dear Life by MrPresident1: 11:25pm On Dec 23, 2018
Oniranu cheesy Those are plastic kettles for ritual purification by muslims
Re: If You Ever See These Items Run For Your Dear Life by Yudee8(m): 1:38am On Dec 24, 2018
Run to where? Because of kettle?
Re: If You Ever See These Items Run For Your Dear Life by LuciferCatholic: 6:03am On Dec 24, 2018
Those kettles are an indicator of death.

Whenever they are sighted, horrible things start happening.
9 year olds get raped, bombs go off, planes crash, heads are decapitated, swords clash etc.

These kettles lead to evil.

Period.

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