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A Brilliant Answer by bigfather(m): 2:21pm On Aug 09, 2010
[b]There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so naturally she did a lot of flying. Flying made her extremely nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read since it helped relax her on the long flights.

One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle, smirked and went back to what he was doing. After a while, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"

The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."

He said, "Well, what about the guy that was swallowed by the whale?"

She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."

He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him."

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.

"Then you can ask him," replied the lady.[/b]
Re: A Brilliant Answer by afrobaby(f): 2:58pm On Aug 09, 2010
lol
Re: A Brilliant Answer by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 3:32pm On Aug 09, 2010
Did the Fish story really happen as described in the Bible or is this just another deep prophetic message that has been widely misunderstood and clearly mis-interpreted grin
Re: A Brilliant Answer by Image123(m): 3:49pm On Aug 09, 2010
^
When you die, you can ask when you get to your destination.

@OP
Very funny, got me laughing.
Re: A Brilliant Answer by seyibrown(f): 1:33pm On Aug 14, 2010
lagerwhenindoubt:

Did the Fish story really happen as described in the Bible or is this just another deep prophetic message that has been widely misunderstood and clearly mis-interpreted grin

Have some more lager . . . . . a bit more more. . . . . . and a wee more . . . . . Is the Jonah story any more clearer or are you still in doubt?
cheesy  cheesy

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