deelady:

Glad d lectures are on again

Im so hot / U cant eat me up like raw garlic/
cos imma hard nut 2 crack like advanced arithmetic /

gosh that punchline is hot i gat u in check honey


if ur hot like the sun/then ur flows are extinct and played out
u got so many dry flows /honey u should be nicknamed ''the drought''
no doubt/ am killing my student without a single fight
cuz when u battle ebora/chances are / u will always have stage fright

Ur so jealous cz my flows ar dope even flowshow cnt cope/
get a telescope/ microscope/ u stil cnt get d scope/
im lyrically mad nd im absolutely glad/ ask me squad/ i got more flow dan lake chad/ even if u try 2b lyk me, u wil end up getting sad/

F

i will look into that, its cus u are never online

u only gave reply 2 wat fatfish wrote, are we not resuming lecture 2dae

deelady the 4 line cypha continues.!! lecture resumes

deelady:

your so jealous cz my flows ar dope even flowsho cnt cope/
get a telescope/ microscope/ u stil cnt get d scope/
im lyrically mad nd im absolutely glad/ ask me squad/ i got more flow dan lake chad/ even if u try 2b lyk me, u wil end up getting sad/

dont get it twisted sweety/ floshow is 04ka's big uncle
talk thrash about him / and u get beaten up wit a belt buckle
elbow room to deelady's face from the top turnbuckle
go ask ur uncle/ o4ka is d definition of nairaland's rippin torso

CLASS CONTINUES MY HONEY. ITS UR TURN

If flowshow is your big uncle, tell him Im sorry/
but u, u gonna b left grounded lyk a lorry/
Wen Im thru wid u, u gonna run 2 mummy/
sucking your thumb and at d same time rubbing your tummy/

deelady:

If flowshow is your big uncle, tell him Im sorry/
but u, u gonna b left grounded lyk a lorry/
Wen Im thru wid u, u gonna run 2 mummy/
sucking your thumb and at d same time rubbing your tummy/

LMAO, DEELADY U DON DEY MADT ABI??

speaking of grounded/your flows never take flights
see your plight/ your gettin dismissed in a staged fight
my flows so outta this world  that i dont even need to rhyme
u know why? cuzz am so fly up i tell angels to chop knuckle

U tell angels 2 chop knuckle?? lol Im gonna av 2 chuckle/
Im gonna tie your buckle/ nd throw u straight away 2 d jungle/
U shld knw Im byond a 4 cypher diss/ just like I aint new 2 a kiss/
but jeez/ Im gonna b lenient so Imma hold my peace(piss)/

deelady:


U shld knw Im byond a 4 cypher diss/ just like I aint new 2 a kiss/

if u aint new to a kiss, then ama tell ur jon thomas to give u a piss
cuz honestly am impregating u with so much bars / they would think u swallowed a chocolate factory

lol just kidding now listen up


flows begets flows and lyrics begets lyrics.
but 04ka begeting deelady ?thats a fake nairaland gimmick
i spit lyrics that makes ur intelligent quotient think
cuz when i rap /deelady bars are guaranteed to shrink, think

Sit down, dont b scared yet and hear me out/
I dont mean 2 outstand u so quit d pout/
Wen u rap, instead of my bars shrinking/ Im gonna drink/
4 ur rap funeral u r gonna b on d brink/

deelady:

Sit down, dont b scared yet and hear me out/
I dont mean 2 outstand u so quit d pout/
Wen u rap, instead of my bars shrinking/ Im gonna drink/
4 your rap funeral u r gonna b on d brink/

am raising a professional not a novice,,  u berra come at me with sick lines not those nursery 2 lines,
come harder gurl, this is an examination, i want to feel u inflict lyrical pain on your teacher. show no mercy


now listen !!!

o4ka's school is for the lyrically sick/ not FOR those wit a slight headache
am throwing u so many punchlines that u leave permanently wit a toothache
word is bond/ my flow is like a river !, urs? , dry like a lake
cuz when u look at TEACHER & student /all u see is real and fake!!!

NOW COME HARDER GIRL, THIS IS AN EXAM NOT A CLASS WORK.!!! remember u need to beat ur teacher to graduate!! come harderrrrrr!!!!

damn alll yall think you can rhyme
it should be a crime to let yall speak your mind
all yall mother fuckers think you can rap
*&$$ its all just crap
makes me laugh so hard
so i have a heart attack
but im back
and this aint some shady *&$$
cuz im the lyrical hit makin
money makin some call satan
so when all you can think
of some legit *&$$ to speak
then come on an spit till your lungs fill up on spot
but just remember dont try on be 2 pac
until then im now on top
so all yall haters can just suck my *&$$

I never sleep in this game cos sleep is d nephew of death/
Im gonna make u wish u ad gone in2 theft/
Imma bring dis beef 2 ur doorstep like Mc Donalds/
Dis is not holland/ Imma make u curse d day u met Nairaland/

@ Juicy, wat ar u doin here?? as gud as I can c, dis place doesnt look like official Nairaland battling thread, does it

i took a break 4 3 days,
but b!tches im bk,
i'll burn yo' a$ss,
and ur rep i'll attack,
all these new n*ggas,
tryin 2 steal my glory,
the queen is back,
and im set to cause fury,
who the f*ck is the ripper,
and the weak a$ss illicit,
ya'll came to c me,
cuz im the exzibit,
and you know i can spit it,
plus u know i wont quit it,
till i have ur respect,
my rhymes is dope,i admit it,
but all of u clowns,
with ur petty a$ss ways,
its the jizzy i spit,
and the chronic i blaze,
which draws the line,
between me and you,
and makes my raps real,
and urs seem untrue,
deelady think she's it,
and the bomber she's @#%$,
and no1ns close to me,
when i decide to spit,
ive come to tell ya'll,
i will always be there,
and if i get cus'd,
its war i'll declare,
i got sum crazy ass ways,
and its u i amaze,
and aint nun of ya'll
gonna leave me phazed,
i'll beat u to the left,
and i'll choke u 2 the right,
yer muthaf*cker,
i welcome all fights,
so deelady,
im awaiting ur reply
i will eat u up,
but ur probly deny,
the whoopin i gave ya,
aint no1 can save ya,
when i wanna wreck the mike,
i f*cked the mother that made ya,
ima have u 4 dinner,
and i always want 2nds,
ur goin 2 hell,
im goin 2 rap heaven,
i picked deelady outa ya'll,
but im ready 4 fights,
and im ready 4 brawls,
where i'll @#%$ u up,
yer i'll cut u up,
till ya run home cryin,
and u know u bin cus'd,
ima say peace out,
to the real tru g's,
and i say f*ck u,
to all the fake ass wannabee's.

who the eff is this monkey juicygirl posting jargons in my school, dont u know that this is a rap school?

Wat else do we expect 4rm a ganga mistress??

U cant spit nigga, so u definately must swallow/
your brain is so shallow/ I got rap on me even in my bone marrow/
Im like a broken condom, u cant fUcck wid me/
cos Imma beat u down lyk u stole something 4rm dee/

Where's my teacher

deelady:

U cant spit nigga, so u definately must swallow/
your brain is so shallow/ I got rap on me even in my bone marrow/
Im like a broken condom, u cant fUcck wid me/
cos Imma beat u down lyk u stole something 4rm dee/

Where's my teacher

your teacher is right here,

kindergaten flows and infant bars/thats ur signature
i spit so much bars people mistake them for chocolates
lyrical shyster/ deelady's pussi tearer/bring the wall clock
head or tail/toss the coin/ whichever way ur still gettin ffcuked!!!

where is my student!

Imma break ur wack ass lyk a plastic spoon/ u r such a drastic goon/
im so swit jst lyk a classic tune/
Kid, rap is a talent, neva an option/ I gave birth 2more gig dan u got thru adoption/
U aint half as raw/ u gota practice mor/ no 1 is above d law but Bleep dat/ Im gona break ur jaw/

damn my eyes must be playin tricks
yo name "deelady" as in come from a di!ck
dont try and front or u'll becum one of my statistics
didnt even spit a rhyme,thats why u relinquished
cummin up here tryin to prove u hot
wit no manners,guess u wasn't taught
and i dont mean no feet on the table
im talkin no boastin till ya rep is stable
and by how excreta looks at this moment
u aint gettin respect til ya raps is potent
and forget ever tryin 2 come real
cuz u aint ever gonna spit rhymes that fans will feel
cuz u got no hooks, no lyrical appeal
and thats another reason why u aint got no deal
but me im packed wit punch lines and metaphors
and word play that u haven't heard before
and while u thinkin u hot for sure
i over here thinkin what u writin for

04kaa,
You got big mouth, For bein a teacher,
So ima show you how we do this in here, Drop so i can enialate your as$$

Deelady just ignore her and lets move on wit the class.ok hows u doing today sweety?.

Im fine jare n I op u ar gud tu. Lets move on

deelady:

Im fine jare n I op u ar gud tu. Lets move on

oya lets move on, u start this time around, 4 line diss cypha

**MID SEMESTER EXAM IN PROGRESS** NO EXTERNAL INTERRUPTION

Welcome!!!


Mehn I spit fire/ with diesel 4 saliva/ Imma make u roar in pain like u av strong malaria/
Check out d galleria/ cos ur wackness is startin 2 show lyk ribs in somalia/
As long as u can see, touch, smell and eat/
nd hopefully u can shhiit/ U r not gonna need those 6 senses 2 c me hand u a defeat/

KEEP CUMMMING HARD GURL

speaking of galleria/ honey u got no lyrical agenda!
am a wizard/so my biitch is always asking //o4ka the aje da?, geddit
ask about me /am lyrically dope/ but deelady/ she doesnt meet d criteria
04KA THE SHOW MASTER/ i keep d street watching u everyday like the silverbird galleria

DON'T TAKE AGES IN WRITING YOUR LINES AGAIN SWEET

Don't tell me u watch silverbird galleria cos u dont have a television/ simply cos u got no vision/
Im in anoda revolution/ imma make u grumble lyk u got some constipation/
Wen it coms 2 rapping boy I av no bus-stop/ confront me nd u r gonna feel your heart stop/
just like a flip flop/ Imma pack u nd drop u at health center bus-stop

It isn't my fault that you responded.
This thread lacks smart.
I'll beat you and you know this
My rap skills surpass yall.
None of you can see me.
C'mon lets battle,bet none of yall could beat me
Ill eat the
Reap the
Stretch you out so much its like lookin at 3-d
I spit venom
Call me Acid
Give you my test bet none of yall can pass it.
Not dramatic
Your downfall will be tragic.
Cause if you come and face-a me
Ill make you disappear like magic

ooooo