Those days in sec school when we still dey buy mama-put . I and my friend went to one road side canteen to eat eba. Yoruba people are very dirty. We ordered our food and I requested for fat(meat) and she gave me a big one gave my friend a little meat. He almost rejected d meat but i calm him down and promise to share mine with him. After eating, I quickly went for my precious meat and pick it up to cut when d color changed to green that was after i have finish d soup. it was actually a piece of pant of d woman's baby I was about eating.

okay

So, Xynerise - tell me

dem no ban you ke?

enemy of progress. So u want them to ban me ke? Later u go form say u like me. Witch!

anoda stale joke again

Yoruba people on Nairaland demands an apology, pls withdraw ur word that "Yoruba people are very dirty"

@Poster


You had a very boring childhood - i know you are trying to be unique but please spare us the misery

he is neva makin sense

xynerise:

enemy of progress. So u want them to ban me ke? Later u go form say u like me. Witch!

Xynerise or whatever it is that you call yourself these days   

You dey call me witch?? Well, it takes one to know one - Wizard!!

Now, even if and I say IF I like you (which I don't), is no excuse for you to post tasteless jokes and expect me or other nlanders to clap for you!!

So what's with the name calling??

You really need to grow up man and ditch the childish tantrums - it's so not on!!

**what's more, if you no fit handle constructive critism, then go hang yourself - Mtcheeeeeew!!**

I cant fit shout. I love it when u kids get angry to my post. Expect to see another one.

Wrong!

No one's angry with your post. . .

It's the unnecessary and insulting follow-up comments you post, that rubs us up the wrong way man. . .

Comprehend??

xynerise:

I cant fit shout. I love it when u kids get angry to my post. Expect to see another one.

wait a minute , who u calling KIDS, u should sit first to realise who is a kid when ur posting a joke dats soo last millenium

Y una dey vex like say dem give u red-hot iron hold If person call una KIDS, una go accept am in good faith. At least the person nor know where im mates dey con dey fool imsef wit im children mates.

Efemena_xy:

Xynerise or whatever it is that you call yourself these days

You dey call me witch?? Well, it takes one to know one - Wizard!!

Now, even if and I say IF I like you (which I don't), is no excuse for you to post tasteless jokes and expect me or other nlanders to clap for you!!

So what's with the name calling??

You really need to grow up man and ditch the childish tantrums - it's so not on!!

**what's more, if you no fit handle constructive critism, then go hang yourself - Mtcheeeeeew!!**

Dis matter pain u sha and e nor get any lie wen u fit use take cover up this one. Oya come take candy and such Cynthoney bo.oby make u fit calm down

Incase u wan prove point say u nor vex, den tell me y d big grammar and squeezed forehead

She dey boil like volcano.

xynerise:

She dey boil like volcano.

Nope! I'm as cool as a cucumber

but just b'cos you're online in a chat room/forum is no excuse to insult people - show some respect at the very least

sledge406:

Y una dey vex like say dem give u red-hot iron hold If person call una KIDS, una go accept am in good faith. At least the person nor know where im mates dey con dey fool imsef wit im children mates.
Dis matter pain u sha and e nor get any lie wen u fit use take cover up this one. Oya come take candy and such Cynthoney bo.oby make u fit calm down

Incase u wan prove point say u nor vex, den tell me y d big grammar and squeezed forehead

I speak in plain, simple English man

But then again seeing as your such an illitrate - it must sound like big grammer to you

<I fit lend you my dictionary to put you out of your misery sha

whoever talk say illitracy na sin nor lie at all!!>

^^^
U jst dey show-off dis anger. U go soon spoil something valuable around you.

xynerise:

She dey boil like volcano.

No be lie.

sledge406:

^^^
U jst dey show-off dis anger. U go soon spoil something valuable around you.
No be lie.

Na your opinion be that - I laugh and joke with others (except you)

ever wondered why??

not that it matters anyway - you're not my type. . .

@xynrise:
Calling Yoruba dirty is way beyond u. and your replies shows ur personality which implies you need more education to mingle with people on a forum.

Stallion84:

@xynrise:
Calling Yoruba dirty is way beyond u. and your replies shows your personality which implies you need more education to mingle with people on a forum.

Nor vex! Somtyms Xynerise brain dey touch but den don't be too quick to judge him and d fact u're in a JOKER's forum, allow everything count.

Efemena_xy:

Na your opinion be that - I laugh and joke with others (except you)

ever wondered why??

not that it matters anyway - you're not my type. . .

And slowly the truth comes out. Get a real life!

awww. . .did I hit a raw nerve sledge??

hmmm??

sssshhisss. . . . dude thats a sad story, i sympathize with you. then again thats what you get eating from a road-side, scanty- looking, dirty, yoruba-owned canteen. . .

i think you should sell it to a news reporter at TODAYS CRAPPY NEWS, i understand they're really into stories like that . . .

now where's your joke??

sledge406:

Nor vex! Somtyms Xynerise brain dey touch but den don't be too quick to judge him and d fact u're in a JOKER's forum, allow everything count.
And slowly the truth comes out. Get a real life!

Me self I don tyre o. N o be joke section be this again? Abi make we discuss politics?

Jokes are meant to be funny

yours aren't.

Read through your thread man: not one person finds it funny. . .

Doesn't that tell you something??

xynerise:

Me self I don tyre o. N o be joke section be this again? Abi make we discuss politics?

na true efe talk self, ur jokes no to funny but they are ok sha? and talkin about politics, i think i will play d role of EFCC cos we need to banish some stale jokers in dis forumn

you two are maggots

u tried man but dats not still funny

xynerise:

you two are maggots

Now, where in the rules does it mention something about being abusive / using abusive language on other forum members with differing views to yours??  

Xynerise, I think I go click on the report to moderator link - seeing as you dey use abusive language on me and Element

'tis called bullying you know - and Ben's online as we speak

Efemena_xy:

Now, where in the rules does it mention something about being abusive / using abusive language on other forum members with differing views to yours??  

Xynerise, I think I go click on the report to moderator link - seeing as you dey use abusive language on me and Element

'tis called bullying you know - and Ben's online as we speak

now dats d efe i knw, she always knws how to silence a man anytime, anywhere

silence who?
she is a maggot square.
If u like report to inspector
this is a joke section and it has been like this before u know how to browse.

^^Really?

Xynerise you sure you know how to browse on the net?

Relate well to people on an internet chat room/ forum??

And in your small world, you think being abusive is being funny

Okay. . .we'll see about that - but in the meantime, why you quickly log off now??