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Facebook Joke by Lifeixgoodd: 2:23pm On Jan 09, 2019 |
Dear Mark Zuckerberg I have a proposal, you have tried by giving us Facebook, Facebook Lite and Facebook Messenger But you need to create something more traditional for some of us' so we can call it "Facebook Calabash" or "Facebook Mirror" I would love to see notifications like; 1. Afuwape Toluwalope Elizabethand 24 other just looked at your profile photo and hissed, Let them know you are aware! Send them your thoughts' Or send soldiers to discipline them 2. Oni Owonire Mojere has just unliked one of your posts' Do you want to blind her?? 3. Onafuye Alaba and Ibukun Oluwa Layomi are exchanging messages, gossiping about you Join the conversation suddenly and shock them! Or send them some chickenpox 4. Itz Real Mhiz Olasubomi is wondering why you mentioned him in this post, Do you wish to send him some knowledge? Or turn him to an avatar with tail 5. Dheeby Shay just wished she could block you, Let her know you're aware' Send her some common sense' Or block her brain 6. Mammie Tinu Frosh, Queen Memunah and 50 others are going through your timeline, wondering if they could delete your posts, Send them a collective thunder and hailstorm to show you care 7. Harbike Gold Agogo and 8 other friends are taking your picture to their coven! Send them a warning message' Or turn them to slowpoke 8. Adekoya Hannah Adesekemi is secretly crushing on you, Pop into her head and check out her latest thoughts about you! 9. Adetutu Ogunade is thinking of you, Let her know you love her too, Whisper into her ear by clicking the mouth button 10. Did you know that Crowntittle Lyk Mhi really love you so much send her some so she will also know you love too. Badmus Joy Joy and Rayshell Ajoke Awoyade 10 other former school mates of yours are regretting not beating you in school, Let them know you are willing to forgive' Or strike them all with Sarcomastigophora........ click on the link below and join my facebook group http://www.facebook-home.phpnet.us/facebook.html |
Re: Facebook Joke by Lifeixgoodd: 1:21pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
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Re: Facebook Joke by jbblues24(m): 8:14pm On May 30, 2019 |
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