So i saw this joke on Facebook.

A wife checked her husband's phone and found these names:
. Tender one
. Amazing one
. Lady of my dreams
She called the Tender One and his mother answered. Then called the Amazing One and his sister answered!
When she called the Lady of my Dreams, HER phone rang!!!
She cried until she got her eyes swollen because she doubted her husband, so she gave him her one month salary to make up for her sin.
When his mother learnt of the story, she sold her jewellery and gave her son the money.
The husband took all the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as "Emeka the Electrician"