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Joke Of D Night by Sharon6(f): 9:45pm On Aug 13, 2010 |
Special High Intensity Teaching Memo to all students: In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity , From students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (Poo.). We are trying to give our students more Poo. than any other school. If you feel that you do not receive your share of Poo. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the Poo. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the Poo. you can handle. Students who don't know Poo. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. Poo.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. Poo. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. Poo.). Since our lecturers took Poo. before they graduated, they don't have to do Poo. anymore, as they are all full of Poo. already. |
Re: Joke Of D Night by Vic2k3(m): 9:54pm On Aug 13, 2010 |
And where da shit is da joke |
Re: Joke Of D Night by Sharon6(f): 10:37pm On Aug 13, 2010 |
Vic2k3:Educational Attitude Training + Special High Intensity Training {E.A.T. Poo.} |
Re: Joke Of D Night by EfemenaXY: 11:08pm On Aug 13, 2010 |
Awful Joke!! |
Re: Joke Of D Night by hakunajay(m): 11:13pm On Aug 13, 2010 |
The joke is okay! Try to read it slowly and you'll understand. |
Re: Joke Of D Night by EfemenaXY: 11:15pm On Aug 13, 2010 |
I beg to differ |
Re: Joke Of D Night by sledge406: 10:31pm On Aug 14, 2010 |
hakunajay:Na ur type dey abuse browsing privilege. Becos I wan laff, make I dey read slowly. |
Re: Joke Of D Night by hakunajay(m): 6:37am On Aug 15, 2010 |
sledge406:what i'm trying to say is that, try to slowly assimilate the words in other to understand a joke. Sometimes, jokes can be witty n complex n it takes a matured mind to grab d meaning. Perhaps, u're damn SLOW or simply DUMB? And i never know that browsing is a PRIVILEGE to you? Are you in your bush? I mean village where d entire community share a desktop owned by d king- and u have to maximise your own privilege by going through jokes without tryin to understand them? Cos u dont wanna waste d privilege given to you? |
Re: Joke Of D Night by EfemenaXY: 12:56pm On Aug 15, 2010 |
^^ Oh. . .My. . .Gawd!! See yabbing!! Hakunajay, I think I like you!! - Really loved the way you Infact I need to repeat this to really enjoy am!: 1. Slow and Dumb ==> Correct (Tick) 2. Living in the Bush ==> Correct (Tick) 3. Entire village sharing a desktop owned by the king! ==> Correct (Double Tick) 4. Maximising shared privilage / not understanding joke / refusal to waste privilage??!! **faints!** ==> (Triple Tick) Plssssssssss!! No More. . .can't handle this. . . I think I have just seen the joke of the night!! |
Re: Joke Of D Night by sledge406: 1:17pm On Aug 15, 2010 |
hakunajay:Anoda sad story. Abeg when tis my turn to use OUR desktop, I'll read to assimilate. @Efe. . . I feel your pain! Guess I got under your skin even wen twas really nuttin. Koyor! |
Re: Joke Of D Night by EfemenaXY: 1:34pm On Aug 15, 2010 |
<smiles> Sledge you sound kinda desperate to me. . . |
Re: Joke Of D Night by Nobody: 2:34pm On Aug 15, 2010 |
Not bad @poster, trust me the joke section is already sh.it |
Re: Joke Of D Night by Baxilexi(m): 4:14pm On Aug 15, 2010 |
long, wouldn't make you laugh, buh could be classified as a joke . . . kinda joke that scientists who have been locked up in a lab for months would laugh over . . . |
Re: Joke Of D Night by hakunajay(m): 4:20pm On Aug 15, 2010 |
No offence meant and i hope none is taken! |
Re: Joke Of D Night by Baxilexi(m): 4:28pm On Aug 15, 2010 |
Re: Joke Of D Night by phemmy88(m): 4:51pm On Aug 15, 2010 |
Kinda like the joke! , to those yabbing, E.A.T-Poo ! (No offence meant) |
Re: Joke Of D Night by hakunajay(m): 8:19pm On Aug 15, 2010 |
Yeah, translation? Ibo- ta' nshi! Hausa- chi kashi! Yoruba- je igbè! English- E.A.T Poo! Lol! |
Re: Joke Of D Night by oYaTo(m): 1:50pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
hakunajay: That, my friends, is the real joke |
Re: Joke Of D Night by EfemenaXY: 1:55pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
^^ Yes, it is - isn't it? |
Re: Joke Of D Night by snthesis(m): 2:00pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
nice joke NL peeps shud go thru alot of Poo in oda to avoid bypassing the word filter |
Re: Joke Of D Night by oYaTo(m): 2:42pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Yup. .that yab too much Your own analysis of the yab sef deserves an oscar I must remind myself to steer clear of any beef with hankunajay. . |
Re: Joke Of D Night by EfemenaXY: 2:49pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
^^ hehehe Well, I go subscribe to am for yabbing lessons - one needs it to survive in this section of nland!! |
Re: Joke Of D Night by oYaTo(m): 3:14pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
^^Just noticed you spend 99% of ur NL time in the Jokes section Interesting. . May I ask why you hardly ever visit other sections? |
Re: Joke Of D Night by snthesis(m): 3:47pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
may i ask- wetin concern u |
Re: Joke Of D Night by hakunajay(m): 4:12pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
oYaTo:No brother! U got it all wrong. I dont beef anybody it's just a yab which is a common thing btw friends, i mean real friends. For example, my friends and i on facebook, would yab each other as if we're mortal enemies and others will be wondering n begging us to stop fighting, meanwhile we're just enjoying ourselves! I love it when someone twists words n throw it at me- cos it makes me think! But when i noticed that the person is getting serious or spoiling for a fight, ol boy, i'll just run oh! Cos i hate fights, especially stupid fights without no just cause! Also, btw my clique, the words "your papa!" simply means good mornin btw us and then we'll start yabbing. Can u imagine that? Anyway, a good joke or yab makes my day! Lol! |
Re: Joke Of D Night by oYaTo(m): 6:07pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
^^I feel ya jare. .it's nice to share such understanding with one's close friends. . |
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