i try,

Yu dey try oh

My people, i dey hail oooo!!
Na who dey for this house
I don land gidigba !!

mishoo what are you screaming about oh!!!!

if u don land in lagos where u dey before?  part of teachin me pidgin is you have to translate it too oh!!!

i still be vexed about the jelly jelly ting o! bicos i no sabi wetin that is!!!

make he dey scope u, u too dey jelly jelly. You wan pai !!

i think he meant you are too soft not assertive, something like dat

according to his words: dont make him decieve you or dont buy his crap  

Impressive

9ja4eva:

Impressive

wey u dey yarning too, me or Dis guy!

i like how you be like overseer, you check in say yua bit and leave!!!
when you going to help me learn this thing o!

Dis guy that helps because, I know scope can mean two things, one is longing the other is lying, but could not put it together untill i knew what jelly jelly was!!! Now it all make sense!

Well, the best and easiest way to learn pidgin is to apply for a short course in the University of Benin. Believe me in 3 months, pidgin english will become your mother tongue! I actually wrote a poem in Pidgin. But I must warn you, it's racist.


WHITE SKIN, BLACK MAN

So I fair?
Who come bad patapata?
I still dey try
Who come worst pass?

I yellow naim make me fair
My brother different so therefore E bad
Na you come good because you white
Thank God I manage fair, my own don better.

My sister, you no fit white sh`a try fair
If you no fit fly, shey you go still jump?
Take wig make you wear,see cream sef make you rub
No be God? Black na disease wey get drugs.

Thank you Oyibo, you too try for us
If no be you, we still for dey mad
Thank you say this blackness go soon stop
Thank you O, this madness go soon cure.

But no mind me O, I jus wan ask
No jus mind me at all, but why you dey tan?
If black so bad, why you like am.
E wan come be say na you sef dey mad.

Sorry O, but E dey somehow
You no like black but you wan black
Na white better pass, you born half caste
Which kain palaver come be all that?

Oyibo sir, abeg I know understand.
"Master" please help me explain
Jesus, God, Angel: all na white.
This your "wayo" sef, na today?

Everything wey black jus bad
Black magic, black leg, even black heart sef
With your skin like overall eczema,
Na you still wan dey criticize.

But me I never see person wey black before
Me na yellow, my wife brown, my pickin chocolate.
E come be like say na ya own brain black
you no see black but you think black, you imagine black.

So now who come black?
Your coat, your car, everything black
Dye you hair black, smoke your air black,
wear dark shade make you dey see black.

So bros, tell me who come bad.
You wan' come brainwash your slave:
"Black is beautiful"; "black n proud"
you forget say black na state of mind.

You don already black finish
You jus dey shame to talk am
But as you dey resist na ya sef you dey punish.
You wan black, you dey try, so claim am with pride.

"Crazeman wey 'gree don already cure.
So go ask John Hawkins, ask Lord Lugard.
Who come kill my papa, who thief my land?
Black Man!



NEX.

bravo!!! bravo!!! dat was great Denex!!!!

you reall try oga denex, ifo won hear as you dey read am i go gbadun the thing well well

you try man guy

i fit teach u pidgin because me i born grow up with pidgin if u go fit pay me go teach u infact which part of the world u dey 4 me i dey wait for u if u ready tell me i go teach u

worldman:

i fit teach u pidgin because me i born grow up with pidgin if u go fit pay me go teach u infact which part of the world u dey 4 me i dey wait for u if u ready tell me i go teach u

i dey here!!!

DisGuy ur runs tight i dey tell u. Aboy focus ur hustle. ur erema suppose arrange ur asiv go obodo oyingbo so u go teach and gi'am belle. sho get? meanwhile Port Harcourt pidgin different slightly from LA pidgin but Waffe' naim correct pass abi?

Kai una dey deal with pidgin ere oh


Make una well done oh

AmerOmoge:

i dey here!!!

whats happening to thread? where's AmerOmoge?

ziddy:

whats happening to thread? where's AmerOmoge?

i dont gi'am belly sharp sharp, who no like visa dis strike dey fire my head o abi no bi so

chai! na where i been dey since? wey i no see this thread? 18 pages long and counting?

wey the pikin wey wan learn pidgin?

dis guy
so ur still nasty.

hi ika

ghettochyk:

this guy
so your still nasty.

hi ika

haaaaaaaa @ ghetto i lay throwway salute oh! how bodi?

lol! bodi dey, i guess.

me nasty ke? i be good boy, na condition dey make crayfish bend abi no be so?

lol!! if you say so.

@ghettochyk & Dis guy

thanks for hailing my poetry. That is the result of schooling in Benin. Dem reverse my natural-born phon to conc pidgin.

anything wey u wan learn, first talk am for oyinbo so that I go interprete

Wetin dey boom for hia

I dey here oh!!!

thought all these people had scared you off the forum with their talk of nigerian 419.

nice pic you got there on your profile. you're one hell of a foxy akata

akata=fox (yoruba language). no pun intended here babe!

you mean she be foxy fox?

@Amer


You be 9jerian?

@ziddy
Fear no catch me o I dey break from forum bicos I comot America for a conference.  I'll be back in England next week.  Thank you again for the compliment   

9ja4eva:

@Amer

You be 9jerian?

Only at heart , I am Black (African-American), born and raised in the States.