Why is breast milk good for health?
Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is
refreshing and comes in attractive containers.

Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe starts playing tabla on his butt.
Man: What are you doing?
Girl: Playing tabla. Man turns over and says, "Can you play
flute?"

Whoever first said that "A dog is man's best friend" had never
seen a pussy before.

What is common between a swimming pool and a wife - for both we pay high maintenance for the little time we spend in them.

A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making
love. She said, "Aww, so sorry, exkooz me pleazo,Front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud".

A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank. The teller
says, "Sorry, madam, the note is fake". "Oh no!" exclaimed the
prostitute, "I have been raped".

Mother was scolding the daughter,
"I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb".
"No, momma," she said, "He is going to be a doctor and he has
already cured me of that illness that I used to have every month"

All men are terrorists. They always attack women on their twin
towers and destroy their pentagon.



The horse and the chicken

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud
hole and is sinking.
He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to
safety.

The chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer can't be found.
So he drives the farmer's BMW 328i back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.
He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and
drives forward saving him from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow
again.
This time the chicken fell in the mud hole.
The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse said,, "I think I can stand over the hole." ,
So he stretched over the width of the hole and said "grab my "THING" and
pull yourself up."
And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story ……

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If you have a "Thing" like a horse, you don't need a BMW 328i to pick up chicks.

;d ;d ;d

thanks spyker

Element G:


A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making
love. She said, "Aww, so sorry, exkooz me pleazo, Front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud".

Mother was scolding the daughter,
"I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb".
"No, momma," she said, "He is going to be a doctor and he has
already cured me of that illness that I used to have every month"

Classic!!


Nice Jokes Element!! Love 'em

I loled hard

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thanks everyone

Ben-10:

Lol. . .in my area, you must have both BMW and a horse thing. The babes here has big eyes.

how do u survive in dat kind of place, o ga oooo

Ben-10:

Lol. . .in my area, you must have both BMW and a horse thing. The babes here have big eyes.

Lol!

Element & Ben - abeg make una nor spoil me jor! I never open eye yet!!

Ben-10:

Lol. . .in my area, you must have both BMW and a horse thing. The babes here has big eyes.

thanks man

Efemena_xy:

Lol!

Element & Ben - abeg make una nor spoil me jor! I never open eye yet!!

huh, u wey u dey talk now, tell me say if one guy wey dey complete approach u now, u go talk no, if u do honestly i will turn to capital letter Q

Element I nor grab - abeg break am down for me

u wey talk say make me and ben no spoil u, shey as u dey now if one guy wey get everything complete approach u now, shey u go tell am no

hmmm. . .

'tis indeed a funny saying

efe i dey feel your swaggs oooo, who no like better thing

^^ Lol!

Is there any lady who can't play the flute?

Raise ur hand up.

sledge406:

Is there any lady who can't play the flute?

Raise your hand up.

chai sledge, d day wey all d girls wey dey dis forumn go catch u, anyway God knw say na joke me i just dey crack ooo

Okija_juju:

All this your joke them need Nafdac Number jor!! 

I piss for pant afta I read the Ashewo own wey dem despoil with counterfiet 100 card. 

NA Efe dey talk say make we no spoil her!      (My lips are sealed) 

ha no be me talk am ooo

Element G is after my crown with his yokes. I am still King of yokes

blacksta:

Element G is after my crown with his yokes. I am still King of yokes

hmmmm, nice one

nice one at poster,you made me laff

Element G:

chai sledge, d day wey all d girls wey dey dis forumn go catch u, anyway God knw say na joke me i just dey crack ooo

I aint for sale