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Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by suxy(m): 4:06pm On Feb 10, 2019
Doxadious:
grin 2019/20 JAMBITES in case you don't know what the university you have chosen is known for, here is a list to help you so you will know what you will rep:

LASU - ALUTA!

UNILAG - OLOSHO

LAUTECH - YAHOO, CYBER FRAUD gbe fun wan joor!

UI - Awon scholars

UNIBEN - Home for strong men #ifyouknowyouknow

OAU - Super strikers

Abeg help me exend the list joor... I REP LASU

I rep Delsu- the home of great brains
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by catalan15(m): 4:06pm On Feb 10, 2019
tracyberry:




Which one is unilag - olosho, please let's be guided on the words we type.
Don't just type for typing sake.
Don't mind him,I don't think he knew what he was saying.......
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by yungmayor02(m): 4:07pm On Feb 10, 2019
Futminna-10,8,8....1.5
If you know you know

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Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by temitopteas: 4:07pm On Feb 10, 2019
temitopteas:

HELLO .... UI SCHOLAR....Y DON'T U JUST USE UR GOOGLE APP TO VERIFY THINGS BEFORE POSTING NONSENSE... UNILAG IS 100 TIMES BETTER THAN UI ALL ROUND... LIFESTYLE... EDUCATION WISE... AND THEIR IMPACTS IN THE SOCIETY AT LARGE ... GUY IF NO BE SUNDAY I FOR SAY U DON SMOKE SHISHA

IF U DON'T KNOW U SHLD KNOW NOW ... UNILAG MEANS THREE THINGS... EDUCATION + SOCIAL LIFESTYLE + RELIGIOUS LIFESTYLE= UNILAG.. ALL STUDENTS ARE TO PICK TWO( COMPULSORY).. MIND YOU THAT OLOSHO FROM FRIDAY - SUNDAY IS FAR BETTER THAN U DURING LECTURE DAYS LEAVE EXAMS OUT OF IT ... THEY READ AHEAD OF EVERY CLASS AND EVEN PREPARE TO ANSWER QSTNS ANY DAY ANYTIME ... DID U KNW Y ? PROF AND LECTURERS ALWAYS WANT TO DISGRACE THEM BECOS OF D WAY DEY DRESS ... AND HENCE THEY ANSWER THE QUESTION + DISPLAY OF HIGH LEVEL OF understanding...MEANING I KNW AM WELLA THEREBY GETTING WHAT THEY ALWAYS WANTED (ATTENTION)...PLS JUST USE UR PHONE GOOGLE IS FREE NOW ... or better still ask people around ... even if they are Olosho their CGPA won't show it and they don't do runz with LECTURERS ...
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by Chachalogo(m): 4:07pm On Feb 10, 2019
IBBUL-Snakes & Scorpions
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by Olabodedennis(m): 4:15pm On Feb 10, 2019
Bsingle:
Fuoye - weedites
Hmmmmmm
Fuoye is known for protest now
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by paddyofboss(m): 4:15pm On Feb 10, 2019
abumeinben:


Uniben isn't home for strong men please. It's a home for jackies and Arrows. If you're looking for strong men, kindly head to Auchi Poly.
Jackophytas and aroism-that was d uniben of 2007-2011
Now - yahoo boiz, straphing
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by Ayobami7(m): 4:16pm On Feb 10, 2019
lol
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by Kendrick80(m): 4:17pm On Feb 10, 2019
RUN- drugs
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by Wolexyoshi(m): 4:21pm On Feb 10, 2019
And later you people will want your international rating to be high.

University rating in the world. UI is in 991 but with this kind of thread be expecting it to drop to 1,000 and something.

The bad image of the rest will be used to rate your No 1 UI.
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by nnaeyes6: 4:21pm On Feb 10, 2019
INEC- Rigging.
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by akaahs(m): 4:23pm On Feb 10, 2019
iammolahs:
ATBU- Sufferers
Atomic Time Bomb University

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Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by Blackfriday: 4:24pm On Feb 10, 2019
Timothy4315:
REALLY THE FUTO I KNOW IS FILLED WITH GREAT ENGINEERS, INTELLIGENT PROFESSORS AND LECTURERS, A SCHOOL OF VISION WITH GREAT LOVE FOR TECHNOLOGY AND IS PASSIONATELY FOLLOWING THAT DREAM FOR A BETTER NIGERIA.
yes what you say is true but go to off campus, ihiagwa, eziobodo, obinze and some places inside d campus like water Side (we call it 1000 cap), back of saat, u will respect futo students wen it comes to weed.
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by valdetino(m): 4:24pm On Feb 10, 2019
ESUT land of survival of the fittest. No ajebo for that school, u go climb hill tire.
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by canalily(m): 4:25pm On Feb 10, 2019
how do yon mean ABSU runz? what type of runz?
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by akaahs(m): 4:30pm On Feb 10, 2019
ABU=gidan ban kashi
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by HeyCorleone(m): 4:31pm On Feb 10, 2019
tracyberry:


I wouldn't want it to seem like I'm being gender biased but you are just wrong by implying call the females in unilag are cheap and prostitutes.


They may not be cheap, but a good number of them, something between 65-90% are prostitutes.
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by vicstoneint(f): 4:34pm On Feb 10, 2019
Uniport is not a cult war, Uniport is a unique university, . Unique Uniport all over the world.
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by Asshurbanipali: 4:44pm On Feb 10, 2019
UNIZIK---- Beauty and brain

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Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by opeyemi634: 4:50pm On Feb 10, 2019
Dats why they call me prof. I rep ui
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by stanliwise(m): 4:52pm On Feb 10, 2019
abumeinben:


Uniben isn't home for strong men please. It's a home for jackies and Arrows. If you're looking for strong men, kindly head to Auchi Poly.
Are you kidding me? Is it the 2018 Uniben I know. Hope you know Ekosodin?, PDBA?
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by lascodii(m): 4:55pm On Feb 10, 2019
An irrelevant thread on front page.
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by sekembaakesan(m): 4:55pm On Feb 10, 2019
Timothy4315:
REALLY THE FUTO I KNOW IS FILLED WITH GREAT ENGINEERS, INTELLIGENT PROFESSORS AND LECTURERS, A SCHOOL OF VISION WITH GREAT LOVE FOR TECHNOLOGY AND IS PASSIONATELY FOLLOWING THAT DREAM FOR A BETTER NIGERIA.


Really?

Can you please tell us the brand of chargers and power bank them have built?




Education is a waste of money and time in Nigeria.

Imagine a university of technology, in this juicy tech era, going on strike persistently due to lack of free fund from any government in power.




Shame!!!


That's why I love Igbos. They don't waste their youthful time in any 4 wall classroom. Even Hausa people too. They are all illiterates, yet they clothe, light up, engineer and feed the nation.


While the literates are dying daily on 'I'M ALIVE QUEUES'

IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW

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Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by tracyberry(f): 4:55pm On Feb 10, 2019
HeyCorleone:



They may not be cheap, but a good number of them, something between 65-90% are prostitutes.


Sigh this is truly sad, if such the school Which i adore is what they say it is.
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by tracyberry(f): 4:56pm On Feb 10, 2019
catalan15:
Don't mind him,I don't think he knew what he was saying.......


Well the generalisation is the annoying and sad.
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by tracyberry(f): 4:57pm On Feb 10, 2019
odaniel1:

You're beginning to sound like 'Nikki' with that line; "..noobs will always be noobs.." grin



Hehehehe cheesy
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by diransom: 4:58pm On Feb 10, 2019
Unilorin better by far
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by javaRookie: 5:01pm On Feb 10, 2019
FUTO: Ladies 15 Boys 100k. MOUAU: Okpa and Garri. If u know, u know
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by sharlley: 5:02pm On Feb 10, 2019
RSUST : University of Stress and Tension
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by sharlley: 5:03pm On Feb 10, 2019
RSUST : Rivers State University of Stress and Tension
Re: Funny List Of Nigerian Universities & What They Are Known For by Chiefochiefo(m): 5:06pm On Feb 10, 2019
I rep LASU, serious students, committed lecturers, no result issues, no cultism, no killing, 95% graduants produce first-class, decent students, best amala joint, best SUG, green environment just to mention but few.
....Chiefo....

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