Just want to announce my cumming back in a big way, emmmmm! Ben! Bennnnnnnn! go and tell Roma, tyty, dan emmh all of them am back from Uk, the match was fantasic we reall gun blackpool. dont forget Lalababy and my step son

plzzzzzzzzz!!!

wats d announcement abt?

did u play?

D party never even start yet u just dey jelous, well am announcing cos u don't know me ask kele, Amina2, Roma , Ben, Clem haba u go know me, how u dey

ok oh

we dey watch

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :oU are not invited to my house Cynthon I just saw ur profile pix, abeg no come beat my guests

Okay.

So where's the joke then??

comin up.

Tanx Lara Efeme d jokin up , preparing hit it big. hold on

stil coming up i guess

blacksta:

stil coming up i guess

u are tight white sta emh sorry black sta

<yawns>

Still waiting. . .

er. . .PeeJay, how long's this gonna take man??

so mk we run or wat?
Mimickin d poster
im gback in a gbig way
mtcheww
rabbish n nansence

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn.

larayat:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn.

Mama = wassup

dada,aw u dey.

larayat:

dada,aw u dey.

u don break fast - wetin una chop

guess.

ogi ati akara

no,u can still try,

I remember when i was lagos  - Muslims normally have maybe something light to break fast.

to wo

like rice,tea.pap,oats, u'r rite

ok cool
- so how family

we'r all fine here n urs?

i really want 2 make u guys laugh.bt since i came bck frm sch av nt bin laughin myself.

larayat:

i really want 2 make u guys laugh.bt since i came bck frm sch av nt bin laughin myself.

them dey -- which i kind jokes u get

post am - dont be shy

am nt so gud at it n i dont like ppl badmouthin moi.

that one u cant help - A joke is stil a joke - oya let me help u

alrite.but dis was way back wen i was in sec sch, i used 2 av bullyn seniors den although i was in ss2 we still giv a lot of respect 2 d ss3 girls.there was dis senior den tope or tola culdnt rmbr her name was so gud at cheactn student at d dinnig hall,one of my sch daughters culdnt take it any more n she came 2 me with tears in her eyes, sis lara,sis lara.is one sister like dis, she tall,she thin,she cutlery my bowl my spoon,my fork n my bowl is nt 4 she, i was so confuse,i had 2 take her 2 one of d teachers who was just laughing afta she narrated it again.

Lol very funny. She cultery everytin in deed

u see not bad - oya open thread

larayat:

alrite.but dis was way back wen i was in sec sch, i used 2 av bullyn seniors den although i was in ss2 we still giv a lot of respect 2 d ss3 girls.there was dis senior den tope or tola culdnt rmbr her name was so gud at cheactn student at d dinnig hall,one of my sch daughters culdnt take it any more n she came 2 me with tears in her eyes, sis lara,sis lara.is one sister like dis, she tall,she thin,she cutlery my bowl my spoon,my fork n my bowl is nt 4 she, i was so confuse,i had 2 take her 2 one of d teachers who was just laughing afta she narrated it again.

Girl, don't even think of opening a thread with this thing!

dem go eat u alive - trust me

nor mind Blacksta and Vicks ooo!

blacksta:

u see not bad - oya open thread

You want make dem crucify am??

Efe - what is your beef - no bee somewhere u start