There was an old lady standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding

her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not

intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up

in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this

hat."  "But, madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and

your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,

"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this

hat yesterday!"

My first priority!!!!

U got me rolling on the floor

Priorities indeed!!