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Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by EfemenaXY: 9:37am On Aug 27, 2010 |
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, they're finally together. One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband"? The friend replied, "I think he means her legs." |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by blacksta(m): 9:44am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Not bad - I score you 6/10 - Let my people go pass mark |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by EfemenaXY: 9:46am On Aug 27, 2010 |
wetin I fit do to get higher mark with you sef?? **what a hard man to please!!** |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by blacksta(m): 9:48am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Well my dear sista - You have lost focus because man wahala don come too much |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by EfemenaXY: 9:50am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Not true! 'tis called multi-tasking |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by Ben13: 9:52am On Aug 27, 2010 |
refined still funny though |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by cynthoney(f): 9:58am On Aug 27, 2010 |
cool babes |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by EfemenaXY: 10:04am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Thanks jor! @C_honey & Ben: una be berra peeps! |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by Vic2k3(m): 10:06am On Aug 27, 2010 |
**folds ma arms and rests on a nearby tree** what about moi? |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by cynthoney(f): 10:08am On Aug 27, 2010 |
toi is good but i tink u r not taking good care of Efe oh her heart is already fluttering for someone else |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by Vic2k3(m): 10:10am On Aug 27, 2010 |
I see. . . . . . Thats the explanation 4 her coldness |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by blacksta(m): 10:10am On Aug 27, 2010 |
cynthoney: Even the bobo sef don dey chase another person |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by EfemenaXY: 10:11am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Vic2k3: hmmm? what d'you mean baby? cynthoney: Cynthoney!! |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by EfemenaXY: 10:14am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Vic2k3: how can you say that?? blacksta: What??!! |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by Vic2k3(m): 10:14am On Aug 27, 2010 |
@blacksta. What is the dat? |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by Vic2k3(m): 10:16am On Aug 27, 2010 |
U don happy say i don dey blab now abi? |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by blacksta(m): 10:16am On Aug 27, 2010 |
The both sef - them dey play away - |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by cynthoney(f): 10:18am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: notin baby,just trying to make him sit up to his responsiblity |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by EfemenaXY: 10:20am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Vic2k3: The heck!! cynthoney: **whispers: oh, I know that girl - and I think it's working!!** |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by Vic2k3(m): 10:20am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Blacksta who is dat person if i may ask? |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by EfemenaXY: 10:21am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Vic2k3: Baby is this true??!! |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by Vic2k3(m): 10:23am On Aug 27, 2010 |
**raises an eyebrow** what true? |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by cynthoney(f): 10:24am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: u still asking? a guy can believe any crap abt his gal |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by EfemenaXY: 10:25am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Vic2k3: what blacksta says of you |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by Vic2k3(m): 10:27am On Aug 27, 2010 |
I int saying anytin untill he names the person dear |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by cynthoney(f): 10:27am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Chai!!! d music don change!!! oya,vicks answer na |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by EfemenaXY: 10:33am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Vic2k3: No. you tell me. |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by blacksta(m): 10:34am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Wetin concern me - Cybaby - abeg make we commot for this burning house |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by Vic2k3(m): 10:35am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Honey i don't know what hes taking about Mhen |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by EfemenaXY: 10:37am On Aug 27, 2010 |
okay then, I believe you so, Blacksta - you wan put asunder eh? |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by Okijajuju1(m): 10:39am On Aug 27, 2010 |
If to sat this Joke birthday na October 1st, E for still senior Nigeria with like extra 50years!! I give the joke 2/10. (the 2 sef na for the effort you use type the joke!! ) |
Re: Lord, They're Finally Together. . . by blacksta(m): 10:39am On Aug 27, 2010 |
go and read his post - u will know what i am talking abut - the bobo na maradona for life. |
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