BETPAWA:


Jesus is our lord and personal saviour.
I have called on his name several times to credit my bank account, to no avail.

BETPAWA:


Jesus is our lord and personal saviour.
I have called on his name several times to credit my bank account, to no avail.

Maxi3k:
asking a god for money is like begging an ATM

BETPAWA:


ATM would respond, in two cases.

1. You don't have sufficient funds to perform this transaction.

2. Your transaction was successful.


It means, ATM thus exist.

MJBOLT:

too many but i will mention one.the story of samson

NPComplete:


The Samson story is among one of the most moronic stories in the bible. Either Samson was an absolute buffoon or an absolute buffoon wrote that story. They just didn't think smarter people will later read that story.

CAPSLOCKED:
GENESIS 1.
HOW ADAM WAS CREATED WITH A REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM, BUT WAS GIVEN ONLY ANIMALS AND TREES TO SHAG.... UNTIL HE DEMANDED FOR A GIRLFRIEND. LOL. MANY PEOPLE BELIEVE THIS STORY.

LordReed:
A whole bunch of them!

But the one I think and laugh, shake my head and say these people are kray, kray is Joshua commanding the sun to stand still, the implications are Earth shattering yet people believe the tale.

CAPSLOCKED:


MORONIC IS WHAT?

MAYBE YOU'VE NOT READ THE PART OF THE GOSPELS WHERE AFTER THE DEATH OF JESUS, HUNDREDS OF DEAD AND DECOMPOSED PEOPLE CAME OUT OF THEIR GRAVES, STROLLED ALL THROUGH JERUSALEM.

NyenwePHC:

Everything is possible for the All powerful, All knowing, sovereign, supreme BEING. If he could create the billions of galaxies in our milky way, the first human pair from dust and rib respectively, what then should find hard to believe again?

Noah an ordinary man without a knowledge of architecture, built an ark that floated in the flood without it sinking?

He miraculously caused Aaron rod to bloom flower overnight as a choice of him been the Priest?

He caused Moses staff to changed to servant in other to convince obstinate Pharaoh?

He parted the red seas and allow the covenant children of Abraham to cross on dry soil?

He made it rain with manner on daily basis while they were still in wilderness?

He provided a reprieve to the rebellious covenant children bitten by poisonous snakes; they were to up to the pole with the snake and keep living.?

The list are endless.. There shouldn't be any room for doubt about the credibility of all stories of the bible because, your doubt will invalidate your faith

CAPSLOCKED:


MORONIC IS WHAT?

MAYBE YOU'VE NOT READ THE PART OF THE GOSPELS WHERE AFTER THE DEATH OF JESUS, HUNDREDS OF DEAD AND DECOMPOSED PEOPLE CAME OUT OF THEIR GRAVES, STROLLED ALL THROUGH JERUSALEM.

LordReed:
A whole bunch of them!

But the one I think and laugh, shake my head and say these people are kray, kray is Joshua commanding the sun to stand still, the implications are Earth shattering yet people believe the tale.

MJBOLT:

too many but i will mention one.the story of samson

CAPSLOCKED:


STILL BELIEVABLE IF YOU ASK ME... COMPARED TO YOUR FRIEND JONAH THAT LIVED THREE DAYS IN THE BELLY OF A FISH, UNDER WATER

HABA RELIGIONISTS WHY NO END TO YOUR FOOLISHNESS?

Maxi3k:
Mine is the famous talking donkey

LordReed:
A whole bunch of them!

But the one I think and laugh, shake my head and say these people are kray, kray is Joshua commanding the sun to stand still, the implications are Earth shattering yet people believe the tale.

LordReed:
Do you realise what would happen if the sun apparently stopped moving? Every living thing on earth will die almost instantly.

MuttleyLaff:

Here is LordReeed slipping on a banana skin over misunderstanding what really happened and/or occurred when Joshua said to the LORD in the presence of Israel: "Sun, stand still over Gibeon, and you, moon, over the Valley of Aijalon."

Exactly, now you are talking and realising it isnt what think and/or what you've thought Joshua 10:12-13 really is all about.

LordReed:
LoL here comes the interpretation crew. So what does it really talk about?

MuttleyLaff:
You can laught but still is the interpretation crew to your rescue, saving your blushes and bacon. What it is talking about is in underlined emboldened in my comment, it is as clear as day and obvious

LordReed:
You have said nothing that explains how all living things were not instantly killed if the planet suddenly ceased motion.

MuttleyLaff:
Why should I when living things are not instantly going to be killed, especially if and/when the planet didnt at all suddenly cease motion. Whom from, where did you LordReed, that on that day, the planet suddenly ceased motion? Was this from your abandoned church going days or from Sunday School sessions? No wonder.

nwabekeyi:
Bros, leave story. If the planet suddenly ceases motion, we will all fall off it. It's simple law of inertia.

Apart from that, a lot of abnormalities will happen. You people just hate the truth