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What Will You Do If You Found Yourself In This Situation? by opparadise: 11:32pm On Mar 20, 2019
Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying; "abeg if you dey come...bring me one AK-47 and 4-Bullets make we take do night things".
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How do you explain to the police that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47) and 4-energy drinks (Bullets). To make matters worse, your friend's name is ROBERT but you saved it as ROB-1. What will you do to convince a Nigerian policeman if you were in his shoes?
Re: What Will You Do If You Found Yourself In This Situation? by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:50pm On Mar 20, 2019
convince how?! you are just dead bro.....

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Re: What Will You Do If You Found Yourself In This Situation? by originals1(m): 12:08am On Mar 21, 2019
Space booked

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Re: What Will You Do If You Found Yourself In This Situation? by Nobody: 3:29am On Mar 21, 2019
Na die be that ...

Re: What Will You Do If You Found Yourself In This Situation? by Decision99(m): 4:26pm On Mar 22, 2019
Na only April fool day U fit dey free.
Re: What Will You Do If You Found Yourself In This Situation? by opparadise: 8:09pm On Mar 23, 2019
Decision99:
Na only April fool day U fit dey free.
We haven't reached April yet.
Re: What Will You Do If You Found Yourself In This Situation? by YoungLionken(m): 7:52pm On Mar 24, 2019
Na to follow police drag gun o because there's no amount of explanations to give.
Re: What Will You Do If You Found Yourself In This Situation? by opparadise: 5:26pm On Apr 03, 2019
YoungLionken:
Na to follow police drag gun o because there's no amount of explanations to give.
We die there!

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Re: What Will You Do If You Found Yourself In This Situation? by Popmaster2019(f): 8:23pm On Apr 03, 2019
Dem go flog tire... the cane go tire.

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