MuttleyLaff:
Abi ooo, just like, no one plays with my bits except for my better half but you seem to be forgetting that you earlier declared that there is nothing, not even a remotely good, in masturbation, ba?

Good to know. You dragged yourself in and please dont you think you should pack in typing irrationally

lol that's not masturbation. masturbation is self-service. Doing it with a partner is pre-intimacy.
I.e in funke's case

Baddiezz:
lol that's not masturbation. masturbation is self-service. Doing it with a partner is pre-intimacy.
i.e in funke's case

masturbate
verb
uk ​ /ˈmæs.tə.beɪt/ us ​ /ˈmæs.tɚ.beɪt/
[ I ] to touch or rub your sexual organs in order to give yourself sexual pleasure
​[ T ] to touch or rub someone's sexual organs in order to give them sexual pleasure
​[ I/T ] to rub or touch the sex organs of yourself or someone else for pleasure
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/masturbate

Baddiezz, let me tell you a few things about masturbation. Masturbation is another form of pleasurable physical experience of having sex. Baddiezz doing it with/for a partner is mutual masturbation or consensual masturbation. Baddiezz, pre-intimacy is sexual activity that precedes penetrative sex. Now Baddiezz, for some men having hardened peniis challenges, masturbation as pre-intimacy, to help such out of a bad situation, is good, beneficial and coming to their rescue. You know now, that there are more than one ways to skin a cat than choking it with cream, but what do I know anyway, afterall, Baddiezz still says, that there is nothing, not even a remotely good, in masturbation and is a no fap crusader

MuttleyLaff:
masturbate
verb
uk ​ /ˈmæs.tə.beɪt/ us ​ /ˈmæs.tɚ.beɪt/
[ I ] to touch or rub your sexual organs in order to give yourself sexual pleasure
​[ T ] to touch or rub someone's sexual organs in order to give them sexual pleasure
​[ I/T ] to rub or touch the sex organs of yourself or someone else for pleasure
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/masturbate

Baddiezz, let me tell you a few things about masturbation. Masturbation is another form of pleasurable physical experience of having sex. Baddiezz doing it with/for a partner is mutual masturbation or consensual masturbation. Baddiezz, pre-intimacy is sexual activity that precedes penetrative sex. Now Baddiezz, for some men having hardened peniis challenges, masturbation as pre-intimacy, to help such out of a bad situation, is good, beneficial and coming to their rescue. You know now, that there are more than one ways to skin a cat than choking it with cream, but what do I know anyway, afterall, Baddiezz still says, that there is nothing, not even a remotely good, in masturbation and is a no fap crusader

Masturbation

Description--


Masturbation is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm.

There's nothing like consensual masturbation .Not even on Google.
Cause masturbation only involve pleasuring of one's own self and body.
pleasuring your partner ain't masturbation its pre-intimacy.
And no pre-intimacy doesn't always lead to penetration. All depending on the situation .
Masturbation ain't pre-intimacy. masturbation is masturbation and pre-intimacy(involving two people) is pre-intimacy
You can see the emphacy on "one's own" in my own Google definition below.

Baddiezz:
Masturbation
Description--
Masturbation is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm.

There's nothing like consensual masturbation .Not even on Google.
Cause masturbation only involve pleasuring of one's own self and body.
pleasuring your partner ain't masturbation its pre-intimacy.
And no pre-intimacy doesn't always lead to penetration. All depending on the situation .
Masturbation ain't pre-intimacy. masturbation is masturbation and pre-intimacy(involving two people) is pre-intimacy

Type "masturbate meaning" into Google, capture the screenshot displaying the first upper results and paste it here for all to see what came up. Do it and I'll do same after yours

MuttleyLaff:
Type "masturbate meaning" into Google, capture the screenshot displaying the first upper results and paste it here for all to see what came up. Do it and I'll do same after yours

I did...look up

Baddiezz:
I did...look up

I didn't ask you to look up anything, but said, type these two words "masturbate meaning" into Google, capture the screenshot displaying the first upper results and paste it here for all to see what came up. Do it and I'll do same after yours

Your wikipedia screenshot will tell you that consensual masturbation is and means mutual masturbation. I dont know why you would say: "
There's nothing like consensual masturbation. Not even on Google." when I had already mentioned with my earlier:
"Baddiezz doing it with/for a partner is mutual masturbation or consensual masturbation" comment

MuttleyLaff:
I didn't ask you to look up anything, but said, type these two words "masturbate meaning" into Google, capture the screenshot displaying the first upper results and paste it here for all to see what came up. Do it and I'll do same after yours

Your wikipedia screenshot will tell you that consensual masturbation is and means mutual masturbation. I dont know why you would say: "
There's nothing like consensual masturbation. Not even on Google." when I had already mentioned with my earlier:
"Baddiezz doing it with/for a partner is mutual masturbation or consensual masturbation" comment

as the images depicts below I typed what you asked . That's Google's definition and you can see the next website says the same thing. "pleasuring yourself"

Baddiezz:
as the images depicts below I typed what you asked . That's Google's definition and you can see the next website says the same thing. "pleasuring yourself"

Aunty please calm the nerves now. I didn't ask you to look up "masturbation meaning", but said, type these two words "masturbate meaning" into Google, capture the screenshot displaying the first upper results and paste it here for all to see what came up. Do it and I'll do same after yours. Simple and easy, straightforward instructions. Thank you.

MuttleyLaff:
Aunty please calm the nerves now. I didn't ask you to look up "masturbation meaning", but said, type these two words "masturbate meaning" into Google, capture the screenshot displaying the first upper results and paste it here for all to see what came up. Do it and I'll do same after yours. Simple and easy, straightforward instructions. Thank you.

Heheh .I'm sipping juice ,I'm as calm as can be.
Ok done.
Image below. I like the definition that comes after it. "Have sex with yourself"

Baddiezz:
Heheh .I'm sipping juice ,I'm as calm as can be.
Ok done.
Image below. I like the definition that comes after it. "Have sex with yourself"

[img]https://s2/images/nerve.jpg[/img]
You have a choice of four definitions from my honest screenshot than your prudish, conservative and half truth one
It took you three attempts before you managed to half heartedly come up with yours and you made pulling out tooth look dead easier.

MuttleyLaff:
[img]https://s2/images/nerve.jpg[/img]
You have a choice of four definitions from my honest screenshot than your prudish, conservative and half truth one

Dont blame my small phone. It only gave me the utmost definition and even your screenshot agrees cause I see that my definition is first. Then others follow suit.

Baddiezz:
Dont blame my small phone. It only gave me the utmost definition and even your screenshot agrees cause I see that my definition is first. Then others follow suit.

MuttleyLaff:
masturbate
verb
uk ​ /ˈmæs.tə.beɪt/ us ​ /ˈmæs.tɚ.beɪt/
[ I ] to touch or rub your sexual organs in order to give yourself sexual pleasure
​[ T ] to touch or rub someone's sexual organs in order to give them sexual pleasure
​[ I/T ] to rub or touch the sex organs of yourself or someone else for pleasure
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/masturbate

Baddiezz, let me tell you a few things about masturbation. Masturbation is another form of pleasurable physical experience of having sex. Baddiezz doing it with/for a partner is mutual masturbation or consensual masturbation. Baddiezz, pre-intimacy is sexual activity that precedes penetrative sex. Now Baddiezz, for some men having hardened peniis challenges, masturbation as pre-intimacy, to help such out of a bad situation, is good, beneficial and coming to their rescue. You know now, that there are more than one ways to skin a cat than choking it with cream, but what do I know anyway, afterall, Baddiezz still says, that there is nothing, not even a remotely good, in masturbation and is a no fap crusader

Does the above look familiar to you? Do you remember the three definition provided in it. This was before the screenshots request. Notice that just like in my screenshot, it gives masturbation to be: "to touch or rub someone's sexual organs in order to give them sexual pleasure" and altenatively as "to rub or touch the sex organs of yourself or someone else for pleasure" but you shouted blue murder, saying that: "There's nothing like consensual masturbation. Not even on Google."

I hope you have a good lawyer for when Google will sue you for incorrectly misrepresenting them with a lie like that. So aunty, there is the proof that there afterall is something called consensual masturbation. It even is on Google.

MuttleyLaff:


Does the above look familiar to you? Do you remember the three definition provided in it. This was before the screenshots request. Notice that just like in my screenshot, it gives masturbation to be: "to touch or rub someone's sexual organs in order to give them sexual pleasure" and altenatively as "to rub or touch the sex organs of yourself or someone else for pleasure" but you shouted blue murder, saying that: "There's nothing like consensual masturbation. Not even on Google."

I hope you have a good lawyer for when Google will sue you for incorrectly misrepresenting them with a lie like that. So aunty, there is the proof that there afterall is something called consensual masturbation. It even is on Google.

Lol exactly *alternatively* Meaning its not the first/foremost and accurate definition.
There's nothing like consensual masturbation. You need permission from yourself to jerk off yourself? funny.Show me your results on "consensual masturbation"

Baddiezz:
Lol exactly *alternatively* Meaning its not the first/foremost and accurate definition.
There's nothing like consensual masturbation. You need permission from yourself to jerk off yourself? funny. Show me your results on "consensual masturbation"

Consensual masturbation is mutual masturbation Baddiezz, it is the act of two or more people masturbating each other.

Baddiezz, I've already told you a few things about masturbation. I earlier said, masturbation is another form of pleasurable physical experience of having sex. I mentioned that doing it with/for a partner is mutual masturbation also known as consensual masturbation.

Now, pre-intimacy, is sexual activity that precedes penetrative sex. The thing is, for some men, having sustained hardened and stiff peniis challenges, masturbation as pre-intimacy, to help such out of a bad situation, is good and beneficial for them, as it comes to their rescue and bails them out of this embrassing and psychological position they initially find themselves in.

You know now Baddiezz, that, there are more than one ways to skin a cat than choking it with cream, but what do I know anyway, afterall, Baddiezz still says, that there is nothing, not even anything remotely good, in masturbation and she is a chronic diehard no fap crusader

MuttleyLaff:
Consensual masturbation is mutual masturbation Baddiezz, it is the act of two or more people masturbating each other.

Baddiezz, I've already told you a few things about masturbation. I earlier said, masturbation is another form of pleasurable physical experience of having sex. I mentioned that doing it with/for a partner is mutual masturbation also known as consensual masturbation.

Now, pre-intimacy, is sexual activity that precedes penetrative sex. The thing is, for some men, having sustained hardened and stiff peniis challenges, masturbation as pre-intimacy, to help such out of a bad situation, is good and beneficial for them, as it comes to their rescue and bails them out of this embrassing and psychological position they initially find themselves in.

You know now Baddiezz, that, there are more than one ways to skin a cat than choking it with cream, but what do I know anyway, afterall, Baddiezz still says, that there is nothing, not even anything remotely good, in masturbation and she is a chronic diehard no fap crusader

my friend in school then used to drop his juice at sperm clinic as a service to humanity

TVSA:
my friend in school then used to drop his juice at sperm clinic as a service to humanity

One stone killing three birds:
pleasurable physical experience that's not harming anyone, service to humanity & finacially rewarded for having sex with someone he love

MuttleyLaff:
Consensual masturbation is mutual masturbation Baddiezz, it is the act of two or more people masturbating each other.

Baddiezz, I've already told you a few things about masturbation. I earlier said, masturbation is another form of pleasurable physical experience of having sex. I mentioned that doing it with/for a partner is mutual masturbation also known as consensual masturbation.

Now, pre-intimacy, is sexual activity that precedes penetrative sex. The thing is, for some men, having sustained hardened and stiff peniis challenges, masturbation as pre-intimacy, to help such out of a bad situation, is good and beneficial for them, as it comes to their rescue and bails them out of this embrassing and psychological position they initially find themselves in.

You know now Baddiezz, that, there are more than one ways to skin a cat than choking it with cream, but what do I know anyway, afterall, Baddiezz still says, that there is nothing, not even anything remotely good, in masturbation and she is a chronic diehard no fap crusader

Lol you're going round in circle.
Repeating the same thing. Nope there's nothing like consensual masturbation or masturbation as pre-intimacy. Doesn't matter how much you sugarcoat it. If two people are involved it's not masturbation its pre-intimacy. Masturbation involves only one person not two. That's the number one definition not sidelines. By the way you still haven't shown me anything on Google that reads "consensual masturbation"

Baddiezz:
Lol you're going round in circle.
Repeating the same thing. Nope there's nothing like consensual masturbation or masturbation as pre-intimacy. Doesn't matter how much you sugarcoat it. If two people are involved it's not masturbation its pre-intimacy. Masturbation involves only one person not two. That's the number one definition not sidelines. By the way you still haven't shown me anything on Google that reads "consensual masturbation"

No, not going in circles but rather reinforcing what's being said and showing you how masturbation is good, as in cases, where it helps out men who have challenges sustaining or maintaining a stiff or hardened peniis when having sex

Now tell me what is consensual masturbation if you don't agree and accept that it is mutual masturbation, erh?

MuttleyLaff:
No, not going in circles but rather reinforcing what's being said and showing you how masturbation is good, as in cases, where it helps out men who have challenges sustaining or maintaining a stiff or hardened peniis when having sex

Now tell me what is consensual masturbation if you don't agree and accept that it is mutual masturbation, erh?

If a person have trouble getting it up and he's helped by a partner then that ain't masturbation, its all part of föreplay and however way both parties chooses to get "it" up is their bedroom business. If the wanking is solo I.e one person that's masturbation. (worldwide acceptable definition)
Now you can't see the term consensual masturbation on Google why cause it doesn't exist .
Masturbation is a solo act.

MuttleyLaff:
It can glorify God, it definitely can edify you spiritually, you can have thoughts of your wife come to mind and also be thanking God for this great gift from Him
Masturbation is a gift that can be misused and abused, this is something every sensible person knows.

Now I cant allow someone of my same sex or gender to masturbate my bits, "agbedo", God forbid, except if I am homosexual, of course, if thats the case, it wouldnt matter then

Maybe I didn't understand you here. But, did you just say that Masturbation can edify you spiritually? Masturbation is a gift?. What a Christian.

And Why 'God forbid', aren't you advocating for it and them?

Baddiezz:
Iyam not understanding. Are you for or against

The guy is a pervert pretending to be a Christian.

MuttleyLaff:
Seriously? Seriously?

Everything God made is good. I am for everything God made and against everything God made that is abused, ill-used, wrongly used and misused

God created bits, yes it's good and useful , but In this case if a man takes his good bits and slots it into your as.s how can it translate to wrongly use, since you say it is good?

Homosexuality is good but shd not be done wrongly abi? How can one masturbate wrongly?


You know why I come at you like this? You pretend to preach the gospel. I won't even read your posts if you were an atheist.

MuttleyLaff:
No, not going in circles but rather reinforcing what's being said and showing you how masturbation is good, as in cases, where it helps out men who have challenges sustaining or maintaining a stiff or hardened peniis when having sex

Now tell me what is consensual masturbation if you don't agree and accept that it is mutual masturbation, erh?

Since the Op is about Masturbation being good for Christisns, I was hoping you' burden the Bible with backups instead of Google.

Shepherd00:
The guy is a pervert pretending to be a Christian.

really?hmm

Baddiezz:
If a person have trouble getting it up and he's helped by a partner then that ain't masturbation, its all part of föreplay and however way both parties chooses to get "it" up is their bedroom business. If the wanking is solo I.e one person that's masturbation. (worldwide acceptable definition)
Now you can't see the term consensual masturbation on Google why cause it doesn't exist.
Masturbation is a solo act

[img]https://s2/images/mast.jpg[/img]

You typed: "If a person have trouble getting it up and he's helped by a partner then that ain't masturbation" sic
You also claim that masturbation is a solo act. SMH.
Are you feigning ignorance or just plainly trying hard being very green, hmm?
I am beating myself up that I should have gotten you a dictionary for your just passed birthday. You would have had it, to by now, look up the meaning of consensual you know.
What is two heterosexual or same sex couple wanking each other and wanking together called Baddiezz?

MuttleyLaff:
[img]https://s2/images/mast.jpg[/img]

You typed: "If a person have trouble getting it up and he's helped by a partner then that ain't masturbation" sic
You also claim that masturbation is a solo act. SMH.
Are you feigning ignorance or just plainly trying hard being very green, hmm?
I am beating myself up that I should have gotten you a dictionary for your just passed birthday. You would have had it, to by now, look up the meaning of consensual you know.
What is two heterosexual or same sex couple wanking each other and wanking together called Baddiezz?

Lol now you sound angry, please its all fun and games.
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed so I'm in no mood to keep up with the argument. So agree to disagree ,we're cool

Baddiezz:
Lol now you sound angry, please its all fun and games.
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed so I'm in no mood to keep up with the argument. So agree to disagree, we're cool

Now you sound like it's that time of the month. Sorry ooo, have you tried a couple of panadols or similar.

Trust me Baddiezz, I am as jolly as ever and as I am always am, there is no iota of anger and bitterness, that is a figment of your imagination. You have mistaken by dictionary banter for anger, you really are so green. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Have you not noticed, that I haven't at all being arguing with you but merely and ordinarily have just been advancing information and truthful nuggets, hmm?

It is never fun and games, found a strapping male having challenges maintaining a stiff and hardened peniis. As, I have already said, masturbation is a gift of God, which if not abused, misused and/or ill-used can be a blessing.

I am ever cool regardless if you decide or opt to agree to disagree. I know what I bring to the table, I serve very hard bullshit(s) and not many have a strong stomach for it, talkess able to eat and have it stay down. I don't mind eating alone because of that. I am used to it.

MuttleyLaff:
Now you sound like it's that time of the month. Sorry ooo, have you tried a couple of panadols or similar.

Trust me Baddiezz, I am as jolly as ever and as I am always am, there is no iota of anger and bitterness, that is a figment of your imagination. You have mistaken by dictionary banter for anger, you really are so green. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Have you not noticed, that I haven't at all being arguing with you but merely and ordinarily have just been advancing information and truthful nuggets, hmm?

It is never fun and games, found a strapping male having challenges maintaining a stiff and hardened peniis. As, I have already said, masturbation is a gift of God, which if not abused, misused and/or ill-used can be a blessing.

I am ever cool regardless if you decide or opt to agree to disagree. I know what I bring to the table, I serve very hard bullshit(s) and not many have a strong stomach for it, talkess able to eat and have it stay down. I don't mind eating alone because of that. I am used to it.

lmao nooo its not that time of the month people have other issues .
Anyway we're cool