na your wife go do fish biz

u no dey ever want better thing for ur bro

Idowuogbo:

dear efe .

i write to thee to tel u dat d reply was for dat agbero , u thereby knows itself

yours truly
Mrs element

Girl, I hear you o! okay  

Element G:

so efe i hear say u go e-shopping, wetin una buy come for me na

My brother na girl stuff na!! besides wetin me and Ms T_z do - if I talk, u go get excited

and I nor want fire from Mrs Element

Vic2k3:

@Ido wassup aje kpaco. How fish biz?

Baby, you're rubbing everyone up the wrong way. Pls take a chill pill

@efe
i know say im no go pass d undies righti?

**swallows a chill pill** ido i'm sorry lol

WAT!!!! VICKS FINALLY TAMED I CANT BELIEVE DIS

Element u no see customised condom they buy for u ni? Na complete tear rubber

Element G:


WAT!!!! VICKS FINALLY TAMED I CANT BELIEVE DIS

stop it jor!!

vicks, I dey wait 4 my own for the other thread o!  

ok ok, i hear u efe

*grumbles to himself*
dis vicks of a bro self

Vic2k3:

Element u no see customised condom they buy for u ni? Na complete tear rubber

na thunder go burn dat ur ugly throat

Btw element i heard the size was 1.0008". OMO u prick long oh!

I wan make public announcement concerning Efe 'n Vicks

Efemena_xy:

Baby, you're rubbing everyone up the wrong way. Pls take a chill pill

u jus liv dat non living to carry on wiv his stupidness

@vicks
u wud soon swallow ur tongue
anofia tseew

@efe
caryy go , una dey fuckkk
it no new jare

@vicks
jealousy no go kill u

@efe
am all hears ooo jor

Hey house. I got a problem with my stupid lion at home. Its acting strange oh, how do i tame it? Pls ur responses,

Yes! Ma wife is finally pregnant. I love u lord. Babes **punches air** i knew i could do it.

Vic2k3:

Yes! Ma wife is finally pregnant. I love u lord. Babes **punches air** i knew i could do it.

let me finish it

after all these years of trying

what??!!

whispers: Vicks, I wan dump u

Efemena_xy:



what??!!

whispers: Vicks, I wan dump u

, i didnt hear dat right, did i?

*looks around to check if he is in d right nland*

i happy for u efe ooo
vicks u are now oficcialllly a dumped cus d dumpee has dumped ur pun --k assssss

huh *sniffs* well ID huh *sniffs* vicks is my bro and we got hearts soo y are u guys celebrating over dis

Idowu, remember that thing wey we talk? Situation don dey turn around.

i happy for u efe ooo
vicks u are now oficcialllly dumped cus d dumpee has dumped ur pun --k assssss

kaygenx123:

Hey house. I got a problem with my silly lion at home. Its acting strange oh, how do i tame it? Pls your responses,  

hey guest its ur fault next time u 4 don teach d lion how to eat boiled meat , advise strt from now okay

@honet
cus his a punkkkkkk , lets jubilate
efe take miranda ur life don beta  

@tanis
join jubilation oo , shey na cold star u want

Idowu, chilled Malt drink is fine.

Efe are u doing this becos of that half dicked fly?

Let then condolence visits begin.

well i aint drinking

^^ Kilode nau? Ain't you happy for Efe?

Element G:

well i aint drinking

wot if its my very own cowbell

well not dat, but girl am a guy for crying out loud!!!

seems u dont knw how it feels to be dumped

Vic2k3:

Efe are u doing this becos of that half dicked fly?

Let then condolence visits begin.

I never do am yet. I said I wan dump you

I wan do this b/cos u refuse to apologize

u dey embarass me everywhere I go for nairaland

I tell u most solemly baby - either u apologize right here, right now b/4 we enter page 100 here

or we go our seperate ways. I ain't into long drawn out feuds!!

How come no one wants to answer my question? U guys dey vex oh,

Idowuogbo:

wot if its my very own cowbell

ID no start jor , no be last sunday i dey beg u for am wey u carry strong head talk say u no dey give me
abeg free me jor *playfully turns his back at her*