To Doctors In The House.

I am a Covenant University graduate. Some years ago during my 200L I enrolled for a course themed "CHM212: Physical Chemistry". After the semester end, half of the class failed the course miserably. So we retook the course in 300 Level as a "carryover", then I failed this course again. Then in 400L I enrolled for this course again.

This time around I read severely for the course because a failure would amount to an extra year. But when I got to the exam hall and opened the questions, much of it looked like Arabic to me. I couldn't even make sense of what the question was talk more of what the answers could be. Beyond writing my name, I could only attempt a few questions.

Looking around I could see how the 200 level Chemistry students where flipping papers. I could only curse my own department for making us enroll to Chemistry courses that were of little relevance to my department. To make things worse, some of these 200 level students where requesting for extra papers and I was wondering why anyone would need extra papers.

From afar it was clear that my 400L class mates also retaking the course where equally in disarray. One was sweating under AC, the other had that look - you know that look of a clueless person who was certain of failure and the last was making unsuccessful attempts to 'giraffe' another student. Some minutes later, some people started submitting scripts, then the principal supervisor declared 10 minutes more for the rest of us.

The moment she made that declaration, it was as though the reality of an extra year came blaring at my face. I could feel tension surging down my body from neck down and then my muscles contracted. Two seconds before, I was now certain I was going to have an ejaculation. I immediately held my head and pretended as though I was having a painful headache as one or two people looked my way wondering why I had a 'squirting face' and was in apparent discomfort.

After the ejaculation I felt peace of mind. So I immediately stood up and dashed towards the exit with my almost blank papers in hand covering my groin. I submitted and ran back to my hostel room before anyone could notice any wet spurt on my trousers. I changed over and ran back to Chapel begging God for even a D so I can graduate.

Glory to God, when the results came out I had a D - which is the minimum grade you could evade a carryover/extra year at CU.

But till today I wonder why and how I could have had that disgustingly embarrassing experience. I would be grateful if Doctors or Biologist could explain why such a thing would happen to me at an examination. I would like to know if anyone has experienced anything remotely close to that. Thank you for your time



Lalasticlala Mynd44

Lalasticlala I would be grateful if you could move this to FP.

— Anxiety from the fear of failure.

— Stress and fatigue from reading.

— Tension due to overwhelming pressure to pass.

These 3 factors triggered that ejaculation.

Our bodies via the sympathetic nervous system work to relax us via different mechanism commonly by resting.

In your case, ejaculation is one your calming methods.

Perhaps this is due to your brain mapping possibly gotten from a series of successful masturbation & sex.

The questions were too sexy

..this got to be the most epic piece of shii I ve read for long time..

This would be great if turned or replicated to a movie script..

LoL Make I No Lie It Happened To Me Once But That Was In My SecondarY School Days, We Havin Exam Or Maybe A Test , It Was A Tough One, I Didnt Know The Solution To The Questions, IMMEDiATeLY I Heard "You Have Few Mins More" I Didnt Know Where The URGE Or Feeling Came From,Before I Knew Whats Going On OMO I EJACuLatEd. I Still CanT ForGet The Moment. See OYa Mi Le Nu Gan, So No Be Only Me.

Covenant has good writers sha... I saw one article by Anthony Azekwoh. I have also heard of Stephanie Odili. Nice writers.

waleyp:
LoL Make I No Lie It Happened To Me Once But That Was In My SecondarY School Days, We Havin Exam Or Maybe A Test , It Was A Tough One, I Didnt Know The Solution To The Questions, IMMEDiATeLY I Heard "You Have Few Mins More" I Didnt Know Where The URGE Or Feeling Came From,Before I Knew Whats Going On OMO I EJACuLatEd. I Still CanT ForGet The Moment. See OYa Mi Le Nu Gan, So No Be Only Me.

Lol "few minutes more" seems to be the magic words

The problem with Nigeria is that too many people are doing what they shouldn't be doing. That's why we are not moving forward.
The people that should be the next Soyinka or Chinua Achebe are wasting away in a medical school somewhere.

Our society is too streamlined by defining brilliance by academics. Personally, I don't believe anybody is brilliant. I only believe people are brilliant at what they were intended to do. So I know that when you fail at something you have no interest at, it could mean that you were doing something you weren't made to do...

Einstein is a brilliant scientist but he can never be as brilliant as Messi on the field of football. To each its own, the bird flies, the fish swims. Each does what they are meant to do with dexterity.

I repeat there is no dull person anywhere. If you are failing it is either you are doing it wrongly, not diligent enough or was never meant to do it in the first place. Just find your craft and master it and you won't have to have unexpected ejacs

somebody give me one of those wicked memes

A sharp rush of Anxiety!!

I used to experience such when I was younger.

Erections can occur under such intensely charged or highly euphoric moments even in the absence of any sexual stimulation.

There was a time I was cruising close to 170kmph adrenaline rushing, and suddenly without warning, the guy 'down below' grew stiff. . . tho it reduced once again after a few minutes.

However going all the way to actual ejaculation seems rather usual.

grandiose4ever:
To Doctors In The House.

I am a Covenant University graduate. Some years ago during my 200L I enrolled for a course themed "CHM212: Physical Chemistry". After the semester end, half of the class failed the course miserably. So we retook the course in 300 Level as a "carryover", then I failed this course again. Then in 400L I enrolled for this course again.

This time around I read severely for the course because a failure would amount to an extra year. But when I got to the exam hall and opened the questions, much of it looked like Arabic to me. I couldn't even make sense of what the question was talk more of what the answers could be. Beyond writing my name, I could only attempt a few questions.

Looking around I could see how the 200 level Chemistry students where flipping papers. I could only curse my own department for making us enroll to Chemistry courses that were of little relevance to my department. To make things worse, some of these 200 level students where requesting for extra papers and I was wondering why anyone would need extra papers.

From afar it was clear that my 400L class mates also retaking the course where equally in disarray. One was sweating under AC, the other had that look - you know that look of a clueless person who was certain of failure and the last was making unsuccessful attempts to 'giraffe' another student. Some minutes later, some people started submitting scripts, then the principal supervisor declared 10 minutes more for the rest of us.

The moment she made that declaration, it was as though the reality of an extra year came blaring at my face. I could feel tension surging down my body from neck down and then my muscles contracted. Two seconds before, I was now certain I was going to have an ejaculation. I immediately held my head and pretended as though I was having a painful headache as one or two people looked my way wondering why I had a 'squirting face' and was in apparent discomfort.

After the ejaculation I felt peace of mind. So I immediately stood up and dashed towards the exit with my almost blank papers in hand covering my groin. I submitted and ran back to my hostel room before anyone could notice any wet spurt on my trousers. I changed over and ran back to Chapel begging God for even a D so I can graduate.

Glory to God, when the results came out I had a D - which is the minimum grade you could evade a carryover/extra year at CU.

But till today I wonder why and how I could have had that disgustingly embarrassing experience. I would be grateful if Doctors or Biologist could explain why such a thing would happen to me at an examination. I would like to know if anyone has experienced anything remotely close to that. Thank you for your time



Lalasticlala Mynd44

I had the same experience during my waec examination many years ago. It was few minutes to the end of Chemistry paper. I had the hopeless feeling that my world had ended, knowing fully well that I will write waec again as chemistry was a core subject of mine.

Funny thing is that the ejaculation was not preceded by penile erection, I just knotted out of intense apprehension and a sense of utter hoplessness.

Someone previously posed this question on a similar thread on this forum years ago, and many respondents said they had the same experience in the past. And funnily enough, they all had the experience during an examination.

experienced it a few times in secondary school during tests and exams; when the brain decides to send the answers at the last minute time.