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They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 8:50pm On Apr 19, 2019
They nailed him
So what
Noisy son of a baby mama
So what
Come earth dey make mouth say 'I be God'
So what
Im people tie wood for him back
So what

Dem flog am for back
Flog am for front
Dem flog am for back
Flog am for front

Dem flog am for back
Flog am for front
Dem flog nonsense commot from him body
Im village people do am strong thing

So what?

How Jesus matter take concern me
You say?
I follow flog am for body
You say?
Abi na me buy d nail dem use chook am for body
You say?
Na me roll the stone dem use block im burial ground
You say?
O boy carry your dead body keep one side
You say?


You dey go hell fire, you go go hell,
So what?
Satan go rub kero plenty for your body
So what?
You no believe say Jesus collect knacking for you
So what?
You no believe say Mary na virgin
You say?

Holy spirit fire, fire, fire, fire
All my enemies are Gods enemies
Send down fire, fire, fire, fire
Parish the unbelievers, o God of heaven..

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Nobody: 8:56pm On Apr 19, 2019
HappyPagan:
They nailed him
So what
Noisy son of a baby mama
So what
Come earth dey make mouth say 'I be God'
So what
Im people tie wood for him back
So what

Dem flog am for back
Flog am for front
Dem flog am for back
Flog am for front

Dem flog am for back
Flog am for front
Dem flog nonsense commot from him body
Im village people do am strong thing

So what?

Dem say e concern me
You say?
I follow flog am for body
You say?
Abi na me buy d nail dem use chook am for body
You say?
Na me roll the stone dem use block im burial ground
You say?
O boy carry your dead body keep one side
You say?


You dey go hell fire, you go go hell,
So what?
Satan go rub kero plenty for your body
So what?
You no believe say Jesus collect knacking for you
So what?
You no believe say Mary na virgin
You say?

Holy spirit fire, fire, fire, fire
All my enemies are Gods enemies
Send down fire, fire, fire, fire
Parish the unbelievers, o God of heaven..
You wrote this like a Fela Kuti song.I won't lie,you went too far with this.

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 10:02am On Apr 20, 2019
raptex:
You wrote this like a Fela Kuti song.
One of my heroes.

raptex:

I won't lie,you went too far with this.
Thanks for your honest feedback, though I do not agree. I think this is one of my milder ones..

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Nobody: 11:14am On Apr 20, 2019
I like the lyrics.... Our landlord used same when he used to be alive.
You see, you do not need to believe in Jesus or love his followers. You just need to Respect him.
Was respect subtracted from your laws and principles?

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Funaki: 11:19am On Apr 20, 2019
princeking2:
I like the lyrics.... Our landlord used same when he used to be alive.
You see, you do not need to believe in Jesus or love his followers. You just need to Respect him.
Was respect subtracted from your laws and principles?

you talk of respect? as if Christians respect other people's views

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Nobody: 11:36am On Apr 20, 2019
Funaki:


you talk of respect? as if Christians respect other people's views
Is it that you don't have sense while reading? I said respect him not them.

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Funaki: 11:47am On Apr 20, 2019
princeking2:

Is it that you don't have sense while reading? I said respect him not them.

are you confused? who are him and them? I said Christians don't respect others views. Abi Christians don't bash Muhammed and other people's gods and call them idols? undecided undecided.

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Nobody: 2:29pm On Apr 20, 2019
Funaki:


are you confused? who are him and them? I said Christians don't respect others views. Abi Christians don't bash Muhammed and other people's gods and call them idols? undecided undecided.
Have you watched Sponge Bob. Its a nice cartoon.

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Zoroaster: 3:05pm On Apr 20, 2019
Lol!
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Shepherd00: 3:39pm On Apr 20, 2019
Happy Pagan, can you mention 5 things Jesus did against people which occasions your indignation against Him?

What did He do wrong?

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 3:55pm On Apr 20, 2019
Ignore a boil and it grows larger, following you, growing with you.

Ass-boils are the worst... They demand attention as they are in a shitty place.. Real shitty place.. They will hurt you till you pay your dues.

I'm not ready to pay my dues.

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Shepherd00: 10:03pm On Apr 20, 2019
HappyPagan:
Ignore a boil and it grows larger, following you, growing with you.

Ass-boils are the worst... They demand attention as they are in a shitty place.. Real shitty place.. They will hurt you till you pay your dues.

I'm not ready to pay my dues.
Men, the demons in you are damn petty. You can't find one single reason why you hate Jesus. But don't worry, it won't be long now, death shall come then you shall have enough reason not to care.

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 7:50am On Apr 21, 2019
Happy Easter y'all.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Nobody: 7:53am On Apr 21, 2019
HappyPagan:
Happy Easter y'all.
Happy Ishtar/Eostre

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by JeromeBlack: 10:07pm On Apr 21, 2019
Shepherd00:

Men, the demons in you are damn petty. You can't find one single reason why you hate Jesus. But don't worry, it won't be long now, death shall come then you shall have enough reason not to care.


See this christian troll. Does your bible tell you to follow pagans around like a fly looking for feces?

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 6:39am On Apr 22, 2019
JeromeBlack:



See this christian troll. Does your bible tell you to follow pagans around like a fly looking for feces?
Poor dude. I feel really sad for him. grin grin

He wants to make the internet his church, to read only things he hears from his pastors. Anything else is satanic. What a dull and lifeless soul.

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Shepherd00: 6:48pm On Apr 25, 2019
JeromeBlack:



See this christian troll. Does your bible tell you to follow pagans around like a fly looking for feces?
Pls don't let me sin against my God by stating the obvious which is that, you are an ediet. Did you read which section this is? It says religious section, so I am at home, you on the other hand has no business being here.

Gerrrrrraut demon, your ilks eat shiiit.

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 8:24am On May 12, 2019
lol
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by JeromeBlack: 11:09am On May 12, 2019
Shepherd00:

Pls don't let me sin against my God by stating the obvious which is that, you are an ediet. Did you read which section this is? It says religious section, so I am at home, you on the other hand has no business being here.

Gerrrrrraut demon, your ilks eat shiiit.

Funny enough, it is christian girls from churches like yours that go to Dubai to eat poo from Arab sugar-daddies grin grin grin

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Shepherd00: 12:02pm On May 12, 2019
JeromeBlack:


Funny enough, it is christian girls from churches like yours that go to Dubai to eat poo from Arab sugar-daddies grin grin grin
See? You proof my point that you are an ediet.
No Christian girl glories in fornication talk more of Prostitution.

They know they are Carriers of the Holy Spirit as their bodies are sacred Temples.


That those girls live in England or USA doesn't make them Christians.

Try asking them if they believed in God, their answers will be NO.

They are atheists girls with no moral compass like you. They worship Money, hence can do anything to have it.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by JeromeBlack: 12:09pm On May 12, 2019
Shepherd00:

See? You proof my point that you are an ediet.
No Christian girl glories in fornication talk more of Prostitution.

They know they are Carriers of the Holy Spirit as their bodies are sacred Temples.


That those girls live in England or USA doesn't make them Christians.

Try asking them if they believed in God, their answers will be NO.

They are atheists girls with no moral compass like you. They worship Money, hence can do anything to have it.


Sharrap!

Will you stop lying? Do you know how many girls have been exposed in this Dubai prostitution ring? Many of them are christians.

You are talking about worshipping money when your born again pastors have Range Rovers and private jets.

You are a hypocrite. Pharisee. Go and sit down

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Shepherd00: 2:42pm On May 12, 2019
JeromeBlack:

Will you stop lying? Do ou know how many girls have been exposed in this Dubai prostitution ring? Many of them are christians.
I can you post their profiles here?

JeromeBlack:

You are talking about worshipping money when your born again pastors have Range Rovers and private jets.

You are a hypocrite. Pharisee. Go and sit down

Lolzzzzz. You are pained becos you lots can no longer call Christians Church rats. God has blessed them with Jets and all.


Hurry up and post the profiles of the Christian prostitutes in Dubai.

Do I need to remind you of who a Christian is again?
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by JeromeBlack: 4:49pm On May 12, 2019
Shepherd00:


I can you post their profiles here?


Lolzzzzz. You are pained becos you lots can no longer call Christians Church rats. God has blessed them with Jets and all.


Hurry up and post the profiles of the Christian prostitutes in Dubai.

Do I need to remind you of who a Christian is again?


grin grin grin

Abeg, your madness has started again! Kindly go and sleep abeg
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Shepherd00: 4:59pm On May 12, 2019
JeromeBlack:



grin grin grin

Abeg, your madness has started again! Kindly go and sleep abeg
Logicboy, post the profiles of the Christian girls who are prostitutes in Dubai nah. You no fit? Lying lair pants on fire.

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by JeromeBlack: 5:00pm On May 12, 2019
Shepherd00:

Logicboy, post the profiles of the Christian girls who are prostitutes in Dubai nah. You no fit? Lying lair pants on fire.


Go and google it yourself. Madman.

Who has your time..
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Shepherd00: 5:04pm On May 12, 2019
JeromeBlack:



Go and google it yourself. Madman.

Who has your time..

Sharap dia. liar. If your claims are true, I'd not even asked before you post their profiles here to malign Christianity.

Liar. You no dey shame sef.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 11:35am On Jun 28, 2019
Shepherd00:

See? You proof my point that you are an ediet.
No Christian girl glories in fornication talk more of Prostitution.

They know they are Carriers of the Holy Spirit as their bodies are sacred Temples.


That those girls live in England or USA doesn't make them Christians.

Try asking them if they believed in God, their answers will be NO.

They are atheists girls with no moral compass like you. They worship Money, hence can do anything to have it.



Oh boy, you sound very uneducated and unexposed. Cheer up, read new sources, it will do your mind a whole lot of good... This idea that you know what TRUE CHRISTIANITY is is quite absurd tbh.

You are an extremist in the making - you've made yourself chief identifier of who True Christians are. If they do not act like you, they must be devil worshippers..

But orange wey bad no be mango... It remains an orange. Your Christianity repels because you seem to have this 'God' thing all figured out.... Congrats on heaven anyways, I see you've already made it.

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Originakalokalo(m): 11:59am On Jun 28, 2019
He is Happypagan.

He is pagan (An enemy of the most high) and happy about it.
What shall we do for him?..

Nothing.

He remains the enemy of God still.




No one comes to God unless through the spirit of God.

The spirit is the bridge. This pagan has blasphemed the spirit....

He has burned the bridge. Blaspheme against the spirit is not forgiven because the bridge has been destroyed.

He remains a stack enemy of God, still.




Expect more of terrible blaspheme from him.

There is no turning back.

He is pagan and happy about it.

He remains the enemy of God, still.

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 12:15pm On Jun 28, 2019
Shepherd00:
Happy Pagan, can you mention 5 things Jesus did against people which occasions your indignation against Him?

What did He do wrong?
1. A great liar
2. Great liar.
3. Lies a lot.
4. Died from nail wounds.. A whole God? cheesy cheesy too weak to be a Saviour.
5. Died a virgin at 33.

Why should I respect this man? Because you like him?

Do you respect Satan? Babalawo? Shrines?

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 12:18pm On Jun 28, 2019
Shepherd00:

.. death shall come then you shall have enough reason not to care.
Careful now, many of your friends on this board who predicted my death are dead already. I glory not in death, or in the fear of it. If that was supposed to come off as a subtle threat, your life hangs on a balance too... A very unstable one.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Originakalokalo(m): 12:20pm On Jun 28, 2019
HappyPagan:

1. A great liar
2. Great liar.
3. Lies a lot.
4. Died from nail wounds.. A whole God? cheesy cheesy too weak to be a Saviour.
5. Died a virgin at 33.

Why should I respect this man? Because you like him?

Do you respect Satan? Babalawo? Shrines?

Continue jare. There is no stopping for you.

You are lost forever.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Shepherd00: 12:20pm On Jun 28, 2019
HappyPagan:



Oh boy, you sound very uneducated and unexposed. Cheer up, read new sources, it will do your mind a whole lot of good... This idea that you know what TRUE CHRISTIANITY is is quite absurd tbh.

You are an extremist in the making - you've made yourself chief identifier of who True Christians are. If they do not act like you, they must be devil worshippers..

But orange wey bad no be mango... It remains an orange. Your Christianity repels because you seem to have this 'God' thing all figured out.... Congrats on heaven anyways, I see you've already made it.
My Christianity is not a model to Christians, the Bible is, so move along Sadpagan

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