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Whatever You Give A Woman: by Gnexplore: 2:15am On Sep 17, 2010
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So--if you give her any crap, you can expect a ton of shit.
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by Kunbee: 2:18am On Sep 17, 2010
Heard it all before
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by StudioCFR(m): 6:53am On Sep 17, 2010
Still not funny
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by EfemenaXY: 6:53am On Sep 17, 2010
^^Go back to bed jor!!
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by StudioCFR(m): 7:16am On Sep 17, 2010
Adjusts my Gucci Belt
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by Nobody: 8:21am On Sep 17, 2010
U try
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Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by StudioCFR(m): 8:23am On Sep 17, 2010
We're still waiting for your own joke hard tough gurl lol
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by EfemenaXY: 2:52pm On Sep 18, 2010
post your own make we see tongue
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by StudioCFR(m): 2:55pm On Sep 18, 2010
Tomorow or monday, i get one story about my life wey i wan share here - very funny sha- e happen last night lol -
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by blacksta(m): 2:57pm On Sep 18, 2010
Not interested in your life.
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by StudioCFR(m): 3:00pm On Sep 18, 2010
Go jump off a cliff blacky

No oofffeince
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by EfemenaXY: 3:04pm On Sep 18, 2010
actually I'm with Blacksta on this one

we ain't interested in your life man

give us berra joke or nuffin!! tongue tongue
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by StudioCFR(m): 3:10pm On Sep 18, 2010
All na still joke' we call am right? Lol ok monday u go see am
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by EfemenaXY: 3:12pm On Sep 18, 2010
u don't gerrit do ya!!

who cares!!

'cos no one does - keep it to yourself!!

now comot and nor spoil pessin weekend jor - I'm here to maximise my enjoyment

you dey dull this place. . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by StudioCFR(m): 3:36pm On Sep 18, 2010
Better off without you

Biffer!
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by EfemenaXY: 12:40am On Sep 19, 2010
^^ Lol

Mr -who're you calling biffer??!!

grin grin grin grin
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by StudioCFR(m): 7:44pm On Sep 19, 2010
*Ignores her*
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by jmkbond(f): 9:08pm On Sep 19, 2010
studio, expectin ur joke
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by StudioCFR(m): 9:56pm On Sep 19, 2010
Hey - u still dey? Lol
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by clemcykul(f): 1:37pm On Sep 20, 2010
@poster
dats one helluva joke, me likey

nice one!
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by babyme1(f): 1:58pm On Sep 20, 2010
Nice one gurl. Me likey cheesy cheesy
Re: Whatever You Give A Woman: by clemcykul(f): 3:25pm On Sep 20, 2010
me likey da fact dat u likey da joke wink grin

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