I no say lala no go disappoint.. FT things on point

if na naija now fiam, der Don organise am for pot..

If na Nigeria is a living moving meat a whole village meals not funny at all

louiskay:
Learnt something new from that article... "Guardrail"

it can also be called median

Mumu people

See correct pepper soup that they allowed to Waka lol

Explorers:
This Monday, drivers who were commuting on the interstate highway BR-364 in Brazil, were in for a surprise.

Tires of the vehicles screeched as commuters came across something unexpected in the middle of the road a giant snake that stretched 9.8 feet long (around three meters).

The event took place near the northwestern city of Porto Velho and was filmed by people who stopped their cars and got out to help the snake cross the road safely.

Italo Nascimento Fernandes and his wife were some of the people who were commuting down the road this Monday.

“We decided to stop the car and get out.

There are no signs for the cars to wait so she can cross. I have seen snakes run over on the highway before, and think such thing is a crime,” Italo told the media.

He then also added that many people followed his example and got out of their cars too.


https://www.boredpanda.com/people-help-giant-snake-anaconda-cross-road-brazil/?cexp_id=17652&cexp_var=2&_f=featured&utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d0uqXQnIj0

If na naija...food don land be that

They should have killed it

iTearHerToto:
Lala after seeing that meat wasn't killed

Lmao
So sad for him

No matter how good you are, There is always one person who hates you for no reason.. I wonder.

It's explorer on the wheel of steel, while lala dey salivate

People are making snakes less scary these days...i mean is this not thesame snake I use to know? People are even walking around it and people here are boasting on using it for pepper soup...ayam not understanding

Wao

If na Naija na inside pot you go dey chill

Even man's life no get meaning here, they butcher people anyhow

What a country we live in

versashee:
I am going front page, yes i am.

I am going front page today.

I am going front page yes i am.

Going to meet LaLa today.

I am going above tha shadows.

Into the presence of god.

Into the presence of Lala.

I am going front page today.



Hip Hip! Hurray.

Over to you Lalasticlala the great! Breaker of chains, Father of snakes and the king in the nairaland.

Lawd!!! How do many of you come up with the most ridiculous replies?

To think I was humming along...




I sell pre-owned laptops. Click on my username.

This is the news Lala have been waiting for...

The people did not kill it..i hope the snake will not kill in future

Maybe na sumtin weh them dey worship sef

No one bothered to smash it with their car... Nawa

Cool, tbh animal cruelty in this country is too high. If humans can die like animals animals will die like insects....
Animals respect boundaries a lot we humans keep encroaching. That snake is non-venomous and humans are not it’s first choice for a snack

emi ke!

i go don disappear comot for that surrounding.

He must be there.
Guess who ?

Explorers:
This Monday, drivers who were commuting on the interstate highway BR-364 in Brazil, were in for a surprise.

Tires of the vehicles screeched as commuters came across something unexpected in the middle of the road a giant snake that stretched 9.8 feet long (around three meters).

The event took place near the northwestern city of Porto Velho and was filmed by people who stopped their cars and got out to help the snake cross the road safely.

Italo Nascimento Fernandes and his wife were some of the people who were commuting down the road this Monday.

“We decided to stop the car and get out.

There are no signs for the cars to wait so she can cross. I have seen snakes run over on the highway before, and think such thing is a crime,” Italo told the media.

He then also added that many people followed his example and got out of their cars too.


https://www.boredpanda.com/people-help-giant-snake-anaconda-cross-road-brazil/?cexp_id=17652&cexp_var=2&_f=featured&utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d0uqXQnIj0

IF THIS INCIDENT TAKES PLACE IN NIGERIA THE SNAKE HAS JUST CRAWLED INTO A TERRITORY OF NO RETURN.

NIGERIA BOYS EYES ARE RED AS HUNGER IS IN THE LAND.

NA ME FIRST SEE AM CULTURE WILL TAKE PLACE.

AREA BOYS WILL HUSTLE FOR CUTLASSES OR MACHETES EVEN OJIGBE ( small cutlass )

BEFORE YOU BLINK AN EYE

THEY WILL USE CUTLASSES TO BUTCHER THE SNAKE.

SNAKE MEAT DON READY FOR PEPPERSOUP.

But Brazilians being a third world country still respect conservation.

They have put in laws that protect their endangered species and wildlife.

They are still protecting their rainforest till date ( AMAZON )

They will call their conservationist to return the ANACONDA back to its habitat.

would it try this majestic crawl in my country Nigeria , na pot get am

Now if u are told that country will become great, it won't be hard to believe,

That can't be said about this useless Nigeria humans

versashee:
I am going front page, yes i am.

I am going front page today.

I am going front page yes i am.

Going to meet LaLa today.

I am going above tha shadows.

Into the presence of god.

Into the presence of Lala.

I am going front page today.



Hip Hip! Hurray.

Over to you Lalasticlala the great! Breaker of chains, Father of snakes and the king in the nairaland.

Lol you don kee me...

What nonsense?

Crush the fu...cker daaanu!!!

Who gives a rat as...s if the slithering bastar...d is Lalastical's cousin or sister?!

JudasNaCarrot:
The snake is so lucky it happened in Brazil and not Nigeria, by now the pepper soup would have been served hot.

Barbaric Nigerians and stupid Dundee President.

Barbaric Nigerians? Good to know that your Dad, Mum and all your family members are inclusive.

WOW! I love this so much. Makes me to remember those Royal and Rock Pythons we cared for in Sanda Kyarimi Park Zoo, Maiduguri from 2009 to 2010 when I worked there.

Shibaraba:
Chai shibaraba.
By this time I go dey chill with roasted meat and beer

which brand of beer?

Una way dey eat meat una try o. Me meat snake Olohun maje.

Did I hear helped it cross road,see meat dey just allowed to go free