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Husbands For Sale! by yewaman: 8:49am On Sep 24, 2010
HUSBANDS FOR SALE!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in ( MUSHIN LAGOS NIGERIA ), where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor number 55,444,122 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Re: Husbands For Sale! by angelz(f): 12:48pm On Sep 24, 2010
@ Yewaman.
u b real yewa man.
this is nice thou doesnt sound as a joke.
but are u sure wmen r imposible 2 please?
r u sure?
mayb.
but not all
Re: Husbands For Sale! by Nobody: 5:16pm On Sep 24, 2010
God you people post something new I have seen this joke over and over.
Re: Husbands For Sale! by yewaman: 7:35pm On Sep 24, 2010
@rokiatu: post ur own joke and lets see ow well u do!

@ angelz: u may be rite, maybe nt all women are ad to please, but some women are! by the way weytin you know abot yewamen
Re: Husbands For Sale! by EfemenaXY: 10:52pm On Sep 24, 2010
nothing original here

na me 1st post this joke! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Husbands For Sale! by mitchyy(f): 6:32am On Sep 25, 2010
Abeg nice one jawe.
Is there copyright on jokes now?
Re: Husbands For Sale! by Nobody: 9:56am On Sep 25, 2010
nice joke but often repeated
Re: Husbands For Sale! by EfemenaXY: 3:04pm On Sep 25, 2010
see?

grin grin

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