The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure, go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you slowpoke

The wife says: You're , so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

nice one

I like this

So funnnnnnny

9c

I'm still searching for the joke

hey stud my man, wetin i do u na wey u dey tackle me,

anyway how body

The wife says: Stop! remove it
The wife means: Dont stop slowpoke, harder pls

@post
nicer

xynerise:

The wife says: Stop! remove it
The wife means: Dont stop slowpoke, harder pls

nicer

IS THIS ONE A JOKE OR PROJECT REPORT

blackie were u go hide since

blacksta:

IS THIS ONE A JOKE OR PROJECT REPORT

i think both

Stale

chuvinists

not funny.
its a project report

snthesis:

blackie were u go hide since

I take break from NL - wahala too much

i like it

keep it up,dont mind stud,he is just hating!

Off with your head cynth

lwkmd!!! on wit ur legs stud

cos if i catch u eh!

U no fit do me shi-shi

Na mouth u just dey run like public Tap

sorry,i aint seen a public tap before

i dont kw how it is

so save me those long speeches of urs,wack!!!

Fake cynth

As.swipe

This isn't a joke.this is blabbing.

well,it sounds true

This isn't a joke.this is blabbing.

well,it sounds true

Soooo boring. Couldn't read past the 4th line

Same here too - I didn't even get to the 3rd line

@Element - your joke's sending me off to sleep o!!

e dey dull ma brain!

Guys take am easy wit me na

@stud, my guy, wetin i do u na, oya abeg no vex

dont mind them element,i love it jare