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Confusion As A Native Hen Refuses To Leave An ATM Machine by ZWorld: 8:20am On Jun 01, 2019
Lots of people were thrown into the state of confusion in Ilorin yesterday as a hen refuses to leave an ATM point.

It was not clear if the hen was actually there to seek shelter away from cold or it’s just someone trying to use juju to collect money from the ATM machine and had to wait till it comes back to service.

See more:
https://zenithnaija.com/confusion-as-a-native-hen-refuses-to-leave-an-atm-machine-in-kwara/

Cc: lalasticlala dominique Mynd44

Re: Confusion As A Native Hen Refuses To Leave An ATM Machine by TheRealOwner(m): 8:48am On Jun 01, 2019
It was clearly cold na

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Re: Confusion As A Native Hen Refuses To Leave An ATM Machine by daddytime(m): 8:55am On Jun 01, 2019
Village people no fit wait for network to come up so that them fit collect their money for this next level training in peace again?
Re: Confusion As A Native Hen Refuses To Leave An ATM Machine by greatbuc(m): 8:57am On Jun 01, 2019
Spiritual people will soon start trolling
Re: Confusion As A Native Hen Refuses To Leave An ATM Machine by Jakumo(m): 9:29am On Jun 01, 2019
This is a very serious development. After due consultations with my tenured Babalawo Juju Witch Doctor, the way forward is for that dastardly chicken to be apprehended with immediate effect by armed operatives, and taken into custody under tight security.

With that first step complete, it is vital that several qualified marabouts, Juju practitioners, and Voodo Doctors, should be engaged at the going contract rate of 50K US dollars her hour, to perform the requisite cleansing rites that are urgently needed to protect that ATM machine from any future attacks by evil spirits or even by village people who are by definition, enemies of progress.

Most importantly, the entire contents of that ATM machine MUST be collected and forwarded to my office right away, so that a proper investigation can be conducted over a period of no more than five years, to ensure that all the currency that was exposed to those demonic influences, can be rendered safe for my final expenditure evaluation protocol.

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Re: Confusion As A Native Hen Refuses To Leave An ATM Machine by oluwatosink: 10:52am On Jun 01, 2019
This is very strange. cheesy
Re: Confusion As A Native Hen Refuses To Leave An ATM Machine by iGISTM0RE: 10:56am On Jun 01, 2019
cool
Re: Confusion As A Native Hen Refuses To Leave An ATM Machine by lawalosky(m): 11:04am On Jun 01, 2019
he wants to collect his own share
Re: Confusion As A Native Hen Refuses To Leave An ATM Machine by ultimatekint(m): 9:12pm On Jun 01, 2019
Don't disturb the innocent hen joooooo��������

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