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How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by mcevans1(m): 4:31pm On Jun 09, 2019
Im sick and tired of living.
Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by daddytime(m): 4:32pm On Jun 09, 2019
Dare not and keep believing, please...yours isn't a lost and the worst case.

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Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by Sirmuel1(m): 4:34pm On Jun 09, 2019
Please don't give up. Life is worth living.





And if you decide to kill yourself due to some little issues (which might not matter after few years), please do me a favor.

I need to start a business and I would need you to assist me before you die cheesy

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Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by daddio(m): 4:43pm On Jun 09, 2019
mcevans1:
Im sick and tired of living.

https://www.nairaland.com/2033219/christian-commits-suicide-he-she


I saw the link above about your friend who committed suicide few years back.

Brother, no matter what you are facing today, always remember that there's gonna be a better tomorrow, suicide isn't the right option. Pray to God, he will change things for you.

Think of the pain the people you are living behind will go through.

May God leads you through
Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by Alexk2(m): 4:56pm On Jun 09, 2019
Don't pls., there is/are better way out of your present challenges; trust me you just need to be patient with yourself the more.
Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by backnbeta(f): 4:57pm On Jun 09, 2019
Damentia:
Sniper is the cheapest and surest way out...a trial will convince you.
Please, don't be like this!

@op, don't kill yourself... that's all I'll say!

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Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by Oluwasaeon(m): 5:03pm On Jun 09, 2019

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Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by ise82(m): 5:08pm On Jun 09, 2019
mcevans1:
Im sick and tired of living.

Just try and manage the situation; nothing lasts forever. Trust me; I have contemplated suicide many times but now I’m happy the pain is all over.

I can’t type everything here. You will remember in the nearest future; if u can try manage the situation. The country is bitter no doubt and many terrible ppl are in this country.
Remember wen u die they’ve won. Never allow anybody to rejoice because of your death.

Tough times never last but tough people do. I pray this will inspire and show light of Christ unto your heart.
Jesus can save you!

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Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by lanreabbey(m): 5:11pm On Jun 09, 2019
sincerely typing from experience,,,Life may seems too hard and even the taught of how future will be makes us aim at ending it because the current situation may make us feel hopeless...Prayer works..please pray especially in the middle of the night... it might look bitter right now but PRAY ..

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Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by Bejusttoall: 5:13pm On Jun 09, 2019
Don't try it biko. You are healed in Jesus name. You are needed here on earth.

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Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by Nobody: 5:27pm On Jun 09, 2019
Look if you need strangers to tell you not to take your own life then maybe you don't deserve it. Its a bi*CH move to leave this life like that.

If you as a guy that can read & write, have data to type on NL, have an phone (maybe a laptop too), living in a house while some are homeless with no phone talk less of data & cannot read or write... What is your excuse if they no not consider taking their own life.

You have no right to kill yourself and allow other people to cry on your behalf. Great men go through tribulation. Its just life. Without fire, gold would not be purified. Without suffering, seed cannot regerminate. Maybe you are the next big thing to happen to the world but you are petty to see that.

Great life starts from the mind and prayers to God who gave you the life.

Be a MAN & stop acting like a spoon fed whiny little sh*t

The choice is yours motherfucker!

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Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by WeighWordSon(m): 5:33pm On Jun 09, 2019
Bro... Stay alive. Living is worth more than a thousand death.

There's no easy way to die though.

I mistakenly swallowed an office pin 2 days back. I still feel the pain, not to talk of doing something intentionally as to end my life.

I've been pushed to the wall several times.

I've nursed suicidal thoughts. I've lost friends to it.

Now, I know better, I would not dare.


#I really wish we don't die sef.
Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by Nobody: 5:34pm On Jun 09, 2019
WeighWordSon:
Bro... Stay alive. Living is worth more than a thousand death.

There's no easy way to die though.

I mistakenly swallowed an office pin 2 days back. I still feel the pain, not to talk of doing something intentionally as to end my life.

I've been pushed to the wall several times.

I've nursed suicidal thoughts. I've lost friends to it.

Now, I know better, I would not dare.


#I really wish we don't die sef.
You really should see a Dr.

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Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by Nobody: 5:35pm On Jun 09, 2019
OP, What's your story by the way. Spit it, let's know if a solution can be proffered.

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Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by WeighWordSon(m): 5:38pm On Jun 09, 2019
beatcoins:
You really should see a Dr.


I'm out of funds at the moment. Would do that soonest. Before the week runs out.

Anyways, I'll be fine.

Thanks much.

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Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jun 09, 2019
Hello mcevans1
I won’t ask how you are, but what is wrong?
Please do share why you wish to kill yourself?
And how long you have been feeling this way?
Take us along on your journey, and hopefully someone may be able to convince you otherwise, or give you an alternative way to try and settle your problem
I don’t want you to die, at least not like this
But more importantly, I don’t want you to live this unhappily and hopelessly, and be looking for ways to end it all. I want you to live long, healthy and happy. My point is that maybe someone can help you feel better here, anyhow
Cheers

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Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by mcevans1(m): 5:52pm On Jun 09, 2019
Damentia:
Sniper is the cheapest and surest way out...a trial will convince you.

Really? I'll give it a shot
Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by Nobody: 6:05pm On Jun 09, 2019
mcevans1:


Really? I'll give it a shot
You funny sha so when you die you think this fucking world wont rotate because of you common man we are all suicidal here but what is most important is that we look at all our options and take the best to stay alive even when there is really no reason to stay alive.
Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by Nobody: 6:09pm On Jun 09, 2019
Hi friend, suicide shouldn't be an option because you don't know what tomorrow holds for you.
Whatever you're going through, know that it's only temporary and there are pple in far worse situations.
I can be your friend if you need someone to talk to. smiley

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Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by Nobody: 6:12pm On Jun 09, 2019
theButterfly:
Hi friend, suicide shouldn't be an option because you don't know what tomorrow holds for you.
Whatever you're going through, know that it's only temporary and there are pple in far worse situations.
I can be your friend if you need someone to talk to. smiley
I wanna be your friend too, not when the world ends but right here right now.

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Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by Abcruz(m): 6:26pm On Jun 09, 2019
mcevans1:
Im sick and tired of living.

Who among you fears the LORD and obeys his servant? If you are walking in darkness, without a ray of light, trust in the LORD and rely on your God.--Isaiah 50:10

For our present troubles are small and won't last very long. Yet they produce for us a glory that vastly outweighs them and will last forever!--2 Corinthians 4:17

Nevertheless,
Submit to God and be at peace with him; in this way all will be well with you--Job 22:21

The ear that listens to the reproofs of life abides among the wise!!!
Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by emerged01(m): 6:34pm On Jun 09, 2019
mcevans1:
Im sick and tired of living.
Why are you tired of living? Whatever you may be going through,have it at the back of your mind that it is for a while. We all have such moment in our life but it is good to understand it is for awhile,joy comes after.
Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by BlaQJeeZ: 6:43pm On Jun 09, 2019
mcevans1:
Im sick and tired of living.
You have a fone SOE people don't
Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by CanadianNaija: 5:29pm On Jun 10, 2019
mcevans1:
Im sick and tired of living.

Climb the highest building you can find, and jump off it, it’s a very cheap and fast way to go.

You’ll die quickly. Gone are the days people are begged not to commit suicide, Nigeria is highly populated, your gist might be online for like 2days and we’ll move on.

Farewell.

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Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by Ranchhoddas: 6:42pm On Jun 10, 2019
Two bottles of sniper in one gulp should do it. Immediately before bedtime. grin grin
Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by bass7: 6:52pm On Jun 10, 2019
mcevans1:
Im sick and tired of living.

Don't be tired of living my brother/sister......This life is difficult as some of us know..... The joy of it all is that last, last, everything will be okay
Someone cares
Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by NoHoper: 7:32pm On Jun 10, 2019
This thought crossed my mind everyday. I really do hate the world....
Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by Timbuktuo: 7:45pm On Jun 10, 2019
mcevans1:
Im sick and tired of living.

Before I go further, may I ask the exact reason you want to kill yourself?

If you need a solution to the problem, I have it.

If the problem is unsolvable, I have a quick and easy way for you to end things.
Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by Carinaflo(f): 5:42am On Jun 11, 2019
mcevans1:
Im sick and tired of living.
Sniper, it's very affordable and reliable.
Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by Carinaflo(f): 5:45am On Jun 11, 2019
CanadianNaija:


Climb the highest building you can find, and jump off it, it’s a very cheap and fast way to go.

You’ll die quickly. Gone are the days people are begged not to commit suicide, Nigeria is highly populated, your gist might be online for like 2days and we’ll move on.

Farewell.

This method is very painful and he may encounter some obstacles ( people may see him and try to stop him).
With sniper, it's painless and no one would be there to stop him.
Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by viettastitches(f): 5:59am On Jun 11, 2019
Carinaflo:

This method is very painful and he may encounter some obstacles ( people may see him and try to stop him).
With sniper, it's painless and no one would be there to stop him.
Na wa for u o. would you give the same advice to your brother

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