One idiot used ''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone, His China phone rang in the bank on Friday, over an hour we're still looking for the cashier and two security men
2- And This Nepa will Bring Light when someone is sleeping, as if someone paid for (MTN) Night plan.......
May sense locate u people today
3_One Hausa just called me and I said its wrong number, he still called me back and say I should tell him the right number.. You can imagine. Zoological republic
4- Some guys can deceive eeh.. They'll be like ''Baby i see my future kids in your eyes'' Well-done sir chairman of national population census, Hope you're seeing golden morn, pampers, school fees and other baby food on her forehead too?
Am not feeling fine jare
5_Those of u that never missed assembly in secondary school
Hope you're now working at the National Assembly?
6.One problem of dating identical twins is
that you cannot honestly tell her,baby
there's no one like you
7_*She Posted.”No one can ever take what
God has given to me “... I commented.
”Where’s ur virginity ?
”..She blocked me*
8- Nigerian Girls love money, I'm telling you, You'll get angry and tell a girl "Go to hell" She will look at you and be like... "I don't have transport
9_Instead of learning how to cook, every girl is learning how to apply makeup. Don't worry my sister, your mother-in-law is waiting for you.
10- I mistakenly step on a soldier's boot, when trying to board a taxi, the next thing I heard was " are u in ZAIN", something was telling me to reply "no am in MTN" . . No God forbid ooh, the devil won't get me dis time
11-An albino still using bleaching cream, I
think she wants to turn invisible
12.I was coming back from town when I
met Jehovah witness people knocking my
door.
I joined them.we knock knock knock till we
got tired and they left
13- I was dating a girl with big mouth and lips.
I was always scared of kissing her. The first
day we eventually kissed, she almost
swallowed my head. What nonsense!! I won't
try that nonsense again.
11_Hello guys*
*Anyone single here? If yes please whatsapp
me your details. Am selling a single bed.*
*Thank you*
14-. I will marry you. ...I will marry you "After
sex u vanish" This is 1 of the reasons why
some men are inside Fanta bottle in some
villages. .
13_You have wooed 30girls in one month and none of them agreed to date you....
My brother can't u see that womanism is not your calling?
Why not try Evangelism?
14. I'll never buy film from this street hawkers
again. Today i bought IRON MAN from them.
When i got home and played it, I saw a man
ironing his clothes
12. A girl came to me today telling me "I need
a guy who will be able to give 50 percent of
his profit or salary"... My sister even God
himself takes only 10% of our salary who do
you think you are? God's mother??
15_ Breakups are really dangerous. I remember
the last time i had a breakup, i was looking
for my shoe in the fridge
16. When superman flies you call him a hero..
But when your granny flies you call her a
witch.. Guys let's support our locally made talent, it's not
easy.
17.Relationshipstress can actually make you
look for a seat belts in the toilet
18. .Thank God body Part can't be borrowed if
not u will be hearing things like Ugonna Blessing
borrow me your breast, you know say my own
don fall finish.19_ You've been receiving engagement rings for
over 5 years now and u are not yet married,
sister are u lord of the rings?
19.Umbrella is for slim girls, fat girls
should make use of canopy please
20. Some girls be like."my ex left a big hole in
my heart which nobody can fill. My sister
don't deceive us we all know where the big
hole is
21. It's so funny how some guyz will buy PURE
WATER and finish it in less than a minute...
But when they finally buy a BOTTLE WATER, it
will take them like 3 hours to finish...and will
keep opening and closing it as if it is doctor's
prescription. Plsss Bros stop decieving
urself
22. Black people should stop praying in
English, i heard someone saying "Lord i
forgive u"
23. You are slim, no ass, no boobs, you keep
visiting the gym and you are always drinking
lipton...My sister are you contesting for "MISS
SELFIE STICK"??
24. If government bans make up for ladies,
some men will not recognise their wives or
girlfriends.Thegirls will be chasing their guys
like "baby it's me Sandra your wife" GUY:"No
the Sandra I married is fair and has eye
brows. But you are rather BLACK with no
eyebrows. You are not sandra"
Impossibilitiesin the world
1- you cant count your hair
2- you cant wash your eyes with soap
3- you cant breathe when your tongue is out
please put your tongue inside and STOP
acting like a dog. I knew u were going to do
that
Fada lord, i don do my work finish, u said i
should be making people to laff and fall inside
gutter and i have done it... U see those
heartless people wey their job is to read
without liking my post and as well drop a
comment, fada lord blind dia spiritual eyes so that they
won't see diz post again
16- If you read all this post without liking or dropping any comment, I promise you, your phone will fall inside hot oil.
I mean d condemming one

You guys can murder somebody with laughter. Thanks

big up bro nice one keep up more hot coming

After all the curseNa still 11 likes your werey see.I sha son help you turn am to 12

Bms4real:
One idiot used ''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone, His China phone rang in the bank on Friday, over an hour we're still looking for the cashier and two security men
2- And This Nepa will Bring Light when someone is sleeping, as if someone paid for (MTN) Night plan.......
May sense locate u people today
3_One Hausa just called me and I said its wrong number, he still called me back and say I should tell him the right number.. You can imagine. Zoological republic
4- Some guys can deceive eeh.. They'll be like ''Baby i see my future kids in your eyes'' Well-done sir chairman of national population census, Hope you're seeing golden morn, pampers, school fees and other baby food on her forehead too?
Am not feeling fine jare
5_Those of u that never missed assembly in secondary school
Hope you're now working at the National Assembly?
6.One problem of dating identical twins is
that you cannot honestly tell her,baby
there's no one like you
7_*She Posted.”No one can ever take what
God has given to me “... I commented.
”Where’s ur virginity ?
”..She blocked me*
8- Nigerian Girls love money, I'm telling you, You'll get angry and tell a girl "Go to hell" She will look at you and be like... "I don't have transport
9_Instead of learning how to cook, every girl is learning how to apply makeup. Don't worry my sister, your mother-in-law is waiting for you.
10- I mistakenly step on a soldier's boot, when trying to board a taxi, the next thing I heard was " are u in ZAIN", something was telling me to reply "no am in MTN" . . No God forbid ooh, the devil won't get me dis time
11-An albino still using bleaching cream, I
think she wants to turn invisible
12.I was coming back from town when I
met Jehovah witness people knocking my
door.
I joined them.we knock knock knock till we
got tired and they left
13- I was dating a girl with big mouth and lips.
I was always scared of kissing her. The first
day we eventually kissed, she almost
swallowed my head. What nonsense!! I won't
try that nonsense again.
11_Hello guys*
*Anyone single here? If yes please whatsapp
me your details. Am selling a single bed.*
*Thank you*
14-. I will marry you. ...I will marry you "After
sex u vanish" This is 1 of the reasons why
some men are inside Fanta bottle in some
villages. .
13_You have wooed 30girls in one month and none of them agreed to date you....
My brother can't u see that womanism is not your calling?
Why not try Evangelism?
14. I'll never buy film from this street hawkers
again. Today i bought IRON MAN from them.
When i got home and played it, I saw a man
ironing his clothes
12. A girl came to me today telling me "I need
a guy who will be able to give 50 percent of
his profit or salary"... My sister even God
himself takes only 10% of our salary who do
you think you are? God's mother??
15_ Breakups are really dangerous. I remember
the last time i had a breakup, i was looking
for my shoe in the fridge
16. When superman flies you call him a hero..
But when your granny flies you call her a
witch.. Guys let's support our locally made talent, it's not
easy.
17.Relationshipstress can actually make you
look for a seat belts in the toilet
18. .Thank God body Part can't be borrowed if
not u will be hearing things like Ugonna Blessing
borrow me your breast, you know say my own
don fall finish.19_ You've been receiving engagement rings for
over 5 years now and u are not yet married,
sister are u lord of the rings?
19.Umbrella is for slim girls, fat girls
should make use of canopy please
20. Some girls be like."my ex left a big hole in
my heart which nobody can fill. My sister
don't deceive us we all know where the big
hole is
21. It's so funny how some guyz will buy PURE
WATER and finish it in less than a minute...
But when they finally buy a BOTTLE WATER, it
will take them like 3 hours to finish...and will
keep opening and closing it as if it is doctor's
prescription. Plsss Bros stop decieving
urself
22. Black people should stop praying in
English, i heard someone saying "Lord i
forgive u"
23. You are slim, no ass, no boobs, you keep
visiting the gym and you are always drinking
lipton...My sister are you contesting for "MISS
SELFIE STICK"??
24. If government bans make up for ladies,
some men will not recognise their wives or
girlfriends.Thegirls will be chasing their guys
like "baby it's me Sandra your wife" GUY:"No
the Sandra I married is fair and has eye
brows. But you are rather BLACK with no
eyebrows. You are not sandra"
Impossibilitiesin the world
1- you cant count your hair
2- you cant wash your eyes with soap
3- you cant breathe when your tongue is out
please put your tongue inside and STOP
acting like a dog. I knew u were going to do
that
Fada lord, i don do my work finish, u said i
should be making people to laff and fall inside
gutter and i have done it... U see those
heartless people wey their job is to read
without liking my post and as well drop a
comment, fada lord blind dia spiritual eyes so that they
won't see diz post again
16- If you read all this post without liking or dropping any comment, I promise you, your phone will fall inside hot oil.
I mean d condemming one