1) u get to use your brain
2) u don't follow one man claiming he saw God in his dream,me that saw bill Gates in my dream nko mtchew
3)you get to make rational decisions
4) u don't become stupid,all in d name of religion
5) all the money u made will b spent on meaniful things

All atheist on nairaland should add theirs too
No religious ppl allowed
Seun lalasticlala

You get to be a Satan zombie without even knowing it.

jesusjnr:
You get to be a Satan zombie without even knowing it.

Jesus was the original Zombie. Bros J died and came back in 3 days.

Jesus even raised another zombie called Lazarus

jesusjnr:
You get to be a Satan zombie without even knowing it.

6) You see posts like this and know instantly that only a religious fundamentalist can type this.

Logicbwoy:


Jesus was the original Zombie. Bros J died and came back in 3 days.

Jesus even raised another zombie called Lazarus

Yeah!

A God zombie is a googolplex times better than a Satan zombie.

The worst part is a Satan zombie actually thinks he is free.

Now just imagine that!

Liveair:


6. You know instantly that only a religious Zombie can type this.

Thanks a lot Satan zombie for not being foolish for once.

#proudlyaGodzombie

jesusjnr:
Yeah!

A God zombie is a googolplex times better than a Satan zombie.

The worst part is a Satan zombie actually thinks he is free.

Now just imagine that!

A zombie is a zombie.

Logicbwoy:

A zombie is a zombie.

At least we can agree on the "we are both zombies" part!

jesusjnr:
Thanks a lot Satan zombie for not being foolish for once.

#proudlyaGodzombie

Oh, thanks for the usually unusual foolishness.
Your twin halves are in Maiduguri wreaking havoc.

Liveair:

Oh, thanks for the usually unusual foolishness.

You are most welcomed for be foolish enough to admit it.

jesusjnr:
At least we can agree on the "we are both zombies" part!

I am not a zombie. I do not follow religion blindly like you

Logicbwoy:


I am not a zombie. I do not follow religion blindly like you

So you proven me right that you're a Satan zombie who doesn't even know it.

jesusjnr:
At least we can agree on the "we are both zombies" part!

Soon you'll post your dog's picture showing how you made him accept he was a zombie.

jesusjnr:
So you proven me right that you're a Satan zombie who doesn't even know it.

According to the bible, Satan is not a zombie. He is a falllen angel with demons as his minions.

Read your bible, zombie.

Logicbwoy:



According to the bible, Satan is not a zombie. He is a falllen angel with demons as his minions.

Read your bible, zombie.

See how deluded and confused Satan zombism has rendered you, for calling you a Satan zombie now means calling Satan a zombie.

Or are you trying to tell me that you are Satan the devil himself?

All hail to Credulous people..

Senses are not far away

jesusjnr:
See how deluded and confused Satan zombism has rendered you, for calling you a Satan zombie now means calling Satan a zombie.

Or are you trying to tell me that you are Satan the devil himself?

I'm telling you that it would be a more accurate insult if you used "demon" rather than zombie for a satan follower.

You are a true religious zombie

Logicbwoy:


I'm telling you that it would be a more accurate insult if you used "demon" rather than zombie for a satan follower.

You are a true religious zombie

Lol!

The more you speak, the more you prove me right that you're a Satan zombie who doesn't know he is one.

For when have you ever heard of a human demon, or are you the first one?

Even if you are trying to tell me that you are possessed by a million demons, that wouldn't make you a demon for demons are actually spirit beings for your information and not flesh.

And demons are not ignorant of the Truth as you are even though they would try keep it far away from ignoramuses like you, because they know that if you know the Truth, the Truth shall set you free from your Satan zombism.

So sorry my friend but you are not a demon but a Satan zombie, for demons are spirits and they know the Truth, but Satan zombies are humans like you who don't!

jesusjnr:
Lol!

The more you speak, the more you prove me right that you're a Satan zombie who doesn't know he is one.

For when have you ever heard of a human demon, or are you the first one?

Even if you are trying to tell me that you are possessed by a million demons, that wouldn't make you a demon for demons are actually spirit beings for your information and not flesh.

And demons are not ignorant of the Truth as you are even though they would try keep it far away from ignoramuses like you, because they know that if you know the Truth, the Truth shall set you free from your Satan zombism.

So sorry my friend but you are not a demon but a Satan zombie, for demons are spirits and they know the Truth, but Satan zombies are humans like you who don't!

The word 'zombie' doesn't appear in the bible. Keep talking rubbish

Logicbwoy:



The word 'zombie' doesn't appear in the bible. Keep talking rubbish

Yeah!

You're actually right in term of the word, but the "children of Satan" did.

Matthew 13:38 (KJV)

The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;

John 8:44 (KJV)

Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

Therefore Satan zombie actually means the children of Satan, so now you know.