KANO, NIGERIA - In more recent developments, news reaching newsjunk has is that the gorilla kept in the kano zoo has vehemently denied claims of swallowing Seven million naira (₦7,000,000).

According to reports reaching us at Newsjunk HQ, the gorilla admitted to taking the money but claims that the money is nowhere near the amount being reported in the media. The Kano state police command have confirmed the Gorilla's denial through their PRO who told us this:

"when we bring our animal interpreter come, he ask the the gorilla say na true u swallow 7m and the two of them they talk. The gorilla tell am say he no take up to that amount, say he even count m sef, but if e go guess, e go be like 4 or 5 million, as the money no too heavy am for belle".

The Police are still investigating the matter, as at press time. More on this in subsequent bulletins

But What's wrong with this country Which kind stupid news making the headline these days.

I think it's high time we redefine this country as a home of animals...

Lol. OP is obviously kidding. Though, I understand his sacarsm.

Yujin:
Lol. OP is obviously kidding. Though, I understand his sacarsm.

the two guys above took this one..

ebuk4real:


I think it's high time we redefine this country as a home of animals... Imagine what an institution is saying... One begins to gradually understand why Nnamdi KANU calls it zoo

How old are you to not know Sarcasm? Na wa oo