DaBogu:
Hey guys, I’ve got gist. So ummm a male friend of mine was complaining bitterly to me about an issue. He saw A picture of a female friend of mine and liked her and was interested, he asked for her number, I took permission from her first.

I asked my female friend for permission, the first thing she asked was “is he fine? Does he have a car? Is he rich?” I said yes. She said he had better have a car because she likes cars, so I gave him her number and they got talking. They decided to link up at the mall. The first thing this girl requested was pink berry bloom ice cream/yoghurt, the largest cup abi bucket which cost 5400(remember it was my male friend that was gisting me later on) the guy was astonished and disappointed. (Like why such greed and hunger) he didn’t hesitate, he got it for her. Immediately she demanded a ride to her girlfriends place. He was still shocked! He didn’t hesitate again, he drove her there and he left!

The next day, she texted him with “good morning baby” he replied. She said she wants to come and visit him, that he should come pick her up, this guy drove all the way from his house to hers, which is quite far(27 minutes drive) he picked her up and they went home. When they got home, she just started sleeping, no chance to talk or get to know each other, they didn’t have sex tho. When she woke up, he drove her back, on his way driving her back home, he got an emergency call relating to a serious issue. And they haven’t gone halfway.

He searched and found 1500 and gave her, that she should please enter keke(drop) back home, that he got an emergency call and he has to go home. (The 1500 is 5 times the keke money (drop) back to her home o. She was given enough, And that was the only cash he had with him there. This girl started vexing, that the money is too small, started ranting, collected the money and left angrily. The next day she texted him as usual “good morning baby” he replied. She requested for 2k, that it’s an emergency and she needs it immediately! He said he has already left the house and he’s not with his transfer phone. That he’ll do it when he gets home, it won’t pass that day. They both agreed.

An hour later, this girl texted him asking for the money again, he told her to exercise little patience that he is not at home, this girl started vexing and ranting! Saying he is stingy and broke, ordinary 2k he can’t give her. Was just saying nonsense . He was perplexed, he said I’m stingy? But I got you an ice cream worth 5400, money that people are looking for to use and travel from one state to another, money that people are looking for to use and eat. I bet you yourself can’t afford that ice cream for yourself...

He was so pissed, he told her, that she’s so selfish and wicked. He wanted to send her 5k actually but with this nonchalant attitude, he won’t anymore. She started begging him, apologizing. He said No! That he’s done for good, that God has saved him from Delilah.

He blocked and deleted her number, that’s it. So guys, did she really Bleep up? Or did he take it too far?

Victorisoni3:
I almost believe this shit tales
For de sake of reading

If its as true as its been written then dat guy need a new head with original senses loaded.

DaBogu:
what?!!!!!!!!!!!!

DaBogu:
@pcguru1, why talk like that?.

lilmax:
When they got home, she just started sleeping, no chance to talk or get to know each other, they didn’t have sex tho. When she woke up, he drove her back



what a gentleman

pcguru1:


You introduced your friend to a hungry girl. What a friend you are lol

Gerrard59:


You believed the tale?

It is always "my friend".

DaBogu:
Hey guys, I’ve got gist. So ummm a male friend of mine was complaining bitterly to me about an issue. He saw A picture of a female friend of mine and liked her and was interested, he asked for her number, I took permission from her first.

I asked my female friend for permission, the first thing she asked was “is he fine? Does he have a car? Is he rich?” I said yes. She said he had better have a car because she likes cars, so I gave him her number and they got talking. They decided to link up at the mall. The first thing this girl requested was pink berry bloom ice cream/yoghurt, the largest cup abi bucket which cost 5400(remember it was my male friend that was gisting me later on) the guy was astonished and disappointed. (Like why such greed and hunger) he didn’t hesitate, he got it for her. Immediately she demanded a ride to her girlfriends place. He was still shocked! He didn’t hesitate again, he drove her there and he left!

The next day, she texted him with “good morning baby” he replied. She said she wants to come and visit him, that he should come pick her up, this guy drove all the way from his house to hers, which is quite far(27 minutes drive) he picked her up and they went home. When they got home, she just started sleeping, no chance to talk or get to know each other, they didn’t have sex tho. When she woke up, he drove her back, on his way driving her back home, he got an emergency call relating to a serious issue. And they haven’t gone halfway.

He searched and found 1500 and gave her, that she should please enter keke(drop) back home, that he got an emergency call and he has to go home. (The 1500 is 5 times the keke money (drop) back to her home o. She was given enough, And that was the only cash he had with him there. This girl started vexing, that the money is too small, started ranting, collected the money and left angrily. The next day she texted him as usual “good morning baby” he replied. She requested for 2k, that it’s an emergency and she needs it immediately! He said he has already left the house and he’s not with his transfer phone. That he’ll do it when he gets home, it won’t pass that day. They both agreed.

An hour later, this girl texted him asking for the money again, he told her to exercise little patience that he is not at home, this girl started vexing and ranting! Saying he is stingy and broke, ordinary 2k he can’t give her. Was just saying nonsense . He was perplexed, he said I’m stingy? But I got you an ice cream worth 5400, money that people are looking for to use and travel from one state to another, money that people are looking for to use and eat. I bet you yourself can’t afford that ice cream for yourself...

He was so pissed, he told her, that she’s so selfish and wicked. He wanted to send her 5k actually but with this nonchalant attitude, he won’t anymore. She started begging him, apologizing. He said No! That he’s done for good, that God has saved him from Delilah.

He blocked and deleted her number, that’s it. So guys, did she really Bleep up? Or did he take it too far?

CAPSLOCKED:
YOUR FRIEND IS A FØØL.. LIKEWISE OTHER MEN LIKE HIM.

Artzdanielsz:

What an Indian movie, I am sure ur friend was singing for her too