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Re: Short funny jokes by blaquebelle: 11:44am On Dec 09, 2021
Twenty47:
How can ome Egg be 60 naira in this country, Did the chicken lay the Egg through Operation
E don con reach 80 naira grin na CS den use born am
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:49pm On Dec 09, 2021
Introduction and engagement everywhere ! You people want my mother to think I'm not serious with my life abi grin grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:51pm On Dec 09, 2021
Even if you don't have a reason to thank God. Thank God for giving you the two eyes which you use to zoom people's picture up and down on social media grin grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:05pm On Dec 09, 2021
Car wey splash u water today fit jam you tomorrow; try dey comot for road abeg grin grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:08pm On Dec 09, 2021
Bible: Don't hit your wife.
Quran: Don't hit your wife.
The Law: Don't hit your wife.
Wife: If you are a man hit me undecided

Dat gender shaa grin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:00pm On Jan 02, 2022
Pretending to be Happy after Break Up is not easy oo undecided
My Friend Fainted while Smiling Yesterday grin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:07am On Jan 06, 2022
Being a husband is very hard oo undecided
Imagine pretending you don't fear snakes grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:08am On Jan 06, 2022
All I Need Right Now Is 52 Motivational Speakers, Make Them Just Dey Whine Me, I don't Mind cool cheesy

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:11am On Jan 06, 2022
Christmas and New Year break is over.

All relationship can now resume back fully and wait for valentine's wahala grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:18am On Jan 06, 2022
When your girl-friend is Lazy in chores but too good in bed,
Your family members will be complaining and you'll be like; "YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS GIRL WELL OH" cheesy grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:17am On Jan 07, 2022
Just 2 days in a relationship and u are calling him ur pillar already undecided
Haba SANDRA won't u allow the cement to dry

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:21am On Jan 07, 2022
Hotel manager hang person wife picture for reception say na the customer or the year. Na the matter we still Dey settle like this grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:34am On Jan 07, 2022
Holidays is over.. check your younger cousins bags before you leave and Thank me later grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:51am On Apr 27, 2022
ASUU don turn many relationships into distance ones grin grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:54am On Apr 27, 2022
When they say "your health is your wealth".. they're actually talking about your Kidney.. sell it grin

They must not tell you everything fa grin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:55am On Apr 27, 2022
Becos I dey buy garri everyday for dis girl shop,. She come get mind dey call me "Shehu Shagari" cry

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:58am On Apr 27, 2022
Person wey i de look up to, don de ask me whether i get small Garri for house lipsrsealed cry

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:01am On Apr 27, 2022
If not becuz of my friends ehnn.. I for don sale dis country use de money buy house for Lagos since grin grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:02am On Apr 27, 2022
Ur Own is to be Shouting Rice no Reach me for Wedding cheesy
U don't even care if the Couples Love themselves or not.. u ehn undecided grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:07am On Apr 27, 2022
Welcome to Nigeria where we buy Monthly data every Week grin grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:02am On Apr 28, 2022
Client never pay you, you rush go tell Church say make dem leave roofing for you undecided

Weldone sir grin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:03am On Apr 28, 2022
Premium tears is when you're crying in a burial, then you check your pockets and realised ur phone is missing.
cry cry
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:06am On Apr 28, 2022
Woke up dis mornin only 2 see visitor comin out from de kitchen undecided

Still wondering who gave him keys nd what he went there 2 do
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:07am On Apr 28, 2022
Sometimes, just go to the ATM and select other Languages smiley
Who knows.. You might discover you have money in Hausa Language grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:12am On Apr 28, 2022
I have never seen twins calling each other twinnie.
It's always two fake female friends cool

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:15am On Apr 28, 2022
Dem serve Visitor Water, Visitor Vex Go Fridge Go Return Am, Carry Wine grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by aaqil2temidire: 12:08pm On Apr 30, 2022
cheesy

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Re: Short funny jokes by olakitangeorge1: 12:08pm On May 04, 2022
cheesy

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Re: Short funny jokes by bolatito10: 10:08am On May 07, 2022
cheesy

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Re: Short funny jokes by dhameelare(m): 10:02am On May 08, 2022
grin nice stuff bro

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:06am On Jun 08, 2022
Breaking News..
One Guy just stepped down for me to enjoy my Relationship in Peace grin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:07am On Jun 08, 2022
MY GIRLFRIEND POSTED I
LOVE YOU JESUS AND I
POSTED I LOVE YOU MARY,
NOW SHE IS ASKING ME
WHO IS MARY undecided

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