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Clever Old Man by Emmxyl(m): 2:22pm On Oct 09, 2010
Once an old man was waiting for a train sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if I tell you the time, then you will ask about me, my name, job etc. Then I will ask about yours, both of us will become friends. By chance you may get the seat with me. Then you may get down at my station. My daughter will come to receive me. She will meet you. She is beautiful. You may fall in love with her, she too. Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me. And I am sorry that I don’t want such a poor son in law who hasn't his own watch to see the time.
Re: Clever Old Man by makajibbz(m): 2:31pm On Oct 09, 2010
lool, fast thinker!!!
Re: Clever Old Man by EfemenaXY: 10:05pm On Oct 12, 2010
Na wa o! grin grin grin
Re: Clever Old Man by Kunbee: 10:44pm On Oct 13, 2010
The man wahala too much

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