How did they learn the dance steps
By visiting youtube when they are in toilet
Or quiet place out of reach to rest of the world
Cowards and hypocrites
Bastardised pastors who self-service and Bleep about all they members

Define Dance?
Dance is when you are moving the parts of your body...
Irrespective of the style....

Dance is Dance, Juo Eze David in the Bible

tstx:
What makes a dance a wordly dance?

Is it because it is danced by people of who love secular songs..

If the aforementioned is the case.. What if people start clapping their hands, and rolling their waist (as church people do) to secular songs... Would that make clapping and waist rolling a wordly dance?

Sense

rentAcock:
You are allowed to dance for Jesus just as you are allowed to sing praises of his name. You can dance galala, skelewu, azonto, shaku shaku for all you care, Jesus loves all forms of praise and worship. What isn't allowed is any dance that is sexually suggestive such as twerking or grinding next to the opposite sex.

All dancing is sexual, depending on who is watching. If a busty woman does shaku shaku, it would surprise you

Irole aye..... FUNKE for inside church


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largehead:
yes.

I sell military welco boots

How much is your desert boot?

Oya teach us the Churcheous and acceptable dance steps abeg!

All dances are movement of the body parts in systemic rhythms that is pleasing to the eyes and entertaining to the soul.

The Church is not a House of God, but a place where Sinners go to, in order to learn how to behave, so the Church is the place for the worst human beings, so dancing helps them forget their sorrows as 'sinners'.

However, what is worrisome is expecting a thoroughly healthy person to visit a hospital once a week for the rest of their lives. It bothers me that good people still go to Churches and Mosques which were designed as places to go for repentance for sinners. You are not supposed to go to Churches and Mosques once you have repented of your 'sinful' ways, just as I do not expect a healthy person to go to Hositals once a week, for wha?

Another worrisome reason which makes me think that Religious persons have lost it is, I do not expect to read my Primary One text book from my 6th year on Earth till my 100th Birthday.

The Koran and Bible were designed with specific chapters and verses which a serious religious person can completely finish reading in 6 months, and I took time to go through both Koran and Bible's 66 books within a year and I manage the tolerate the stories of Murder, madness, hatred of the Gods in those 'Holy' Books and I believe it is an insult to the brain to continue reading for 100years when there are over a million other books to read. It is akin to reading my Primary One text book for the rest of my life.

It is mentally retarding and I think it is the reason that all Religious Countries have mentally retarding populace except the few who have moved on to read greater books in technologies and science.

Suffice it to say that those who criticise dancing of any form in Churches are satanic. What is more satanic than stalling the brain, making people not to think on their own, and forcing them to speak languages they do not really understand just to filled the subconscious with useless languages called Arabic, for Islamists and 'Tongues' (Worst things I have ever heard spoken) which has no meaning at all in human languages. It is akin to channeling entities from frequencies and dimensions outside of our Ultra-violet-Infrared spectrum of consciousness without real knowledge of the entity being channeled. It is foolish to believe that any Channeled Entity is God. It is Silly, cos there are so many spectrums and frequencies of Consciousness that the brain can tune into, even the Human heart can tune into different dimensions and speaking in tongues does not mean you are talking to God, you could has well be channeling a very malevolent entity and whole churches are built around the ignorant mechanics of sciences in the name of spirituality.

Religions are not the best way to know your designer and creator.

Now you want to take away the Sexy dances from the Church? Mbannu, let them dance sexy, I love it when girls dance sexy in church and it is the only reason I will like to visit churches sometimes. I want to see sexy ladies dancing. The Church has always been a sexy place.

The problem is that the same people that danced in the club on Fridays and Saturdays, are the same people in church on Sundays. Especially choir members

Very soon they will dance soapy self

Thinking that singing and dancing in church is the same as worshipping God is to be highly deluded. Ur songs and dances and praise worship etc are just means to entertain yourselves and titillate your senses and emotions. It has nothing to do with the Lord, the Creator of the Universe.

Christians go to church to entertain themselves and show off their Sunday wears. That's all. Complaining about dance steps in the church as if it bothers God in the first place is to show a very deficient knowledge of who God is. Are we now to wait for angels Michael and Gabriel and Uriel to show us the dance steps acceptable to God? Lmao!

02Kebreal:


How much is your desert boot?

I only have Welco boots.

I was there when david was dancing shaku shaku and skelewu

VRDroid:
All dances are movement of the body parts in systemic rhythms that is pleasing to the eyes and entertaining to the soul.

The Church is not a House of God, but a place where Sinners go to, in order to learn how to behave, so the Church is the place for the worst human beings, so dancing helps them forget their sorrows as 'sinners'.

However, what is worrisome is expecting a thoroughly healthy person to visit a hospital once a week for the rest of their lives. It bothers me that good people still go to Churches and Mosques which were designed as places to go for repentance for sinners. You are not supposed to go to Churches and Mosques once you have repented of your 'sinful' ways, just as I do not expect a healthy person to go to Hositals once a week, for wha?

Another worrisome reason which makes me think that Religious persons have lost it is, I do not expect to read my Primary One text book from my 6th year on Earth till my 100th Birthday.

The Koran and Bible were designed with specific chapters and verses which a serious religious person can completely finish reading in 6 months, and I took time to go through both Koran and Bible's 66 books within a year and I manage the tolerate the stories of Murder, madness, hatred of the Gods in those 'Holy' Books and I believe it is an insult to the brain to continue reading for 100years when there are over a million other books to read. It is akin to reading my Primary One text book for the rest of my life.

It is mentally retarding and I think it is the reason that all Religious Countries have mentally retarding populace except the few who have moved on to read greater books in technologies and science.

Suffice it to say that those who criticise dancing of any form in Churches are satanic. What is more satanic than stalling the brain, making people not to think on their own, and forcing them to speak languages they do not really understand just to filled the subconscious with useless languages called Arabic, for Islamists and 'Tongues' (Worst things I have ever heard spoken) which has no meaning at all in human languages. It is akin to channeling entities from frequencies and dimensions outside of our Ultra-violet-Infrared spectrum of consciousness without real knowledge of the entity being channeled. It is foolish to believe that any Channeled Entity is God. It is Silly, cos there are so many spectrums and frequencies of Consciousness that the brain can tune into, even the Human heart can tune into different dimensions and speaking in tongues does not mean you are talking to God, you could has well be channeling a very malevolent entity and whole churches are built around the ignorant mechanics of sciences in the name of spirituality.

Religions are not the best way to know your designer and creator.

Now you want to take away the Sexy dances from the Church? Mbannu, let them dance sexy, I love it when girls dance sexy in church and it is the only reason I will like to visit churches sometimes. I want to see sexy ladies dancing. The Church has always been a sexy place.

You make a lot of assumptions which are void. For example comparing a compendium of the times, practices, religion and culture of the middle east tribes over very many centuries to mundane textbooks.

Whether you like it or not religion has always existed with man and will continue to exist until the last menknow enough to ask relevant questions.

No, religion is not useless. It gives wings by which humans may rise up the spiritual height. Where the problem is is that most people don't understand that at a certain level of spiritual progress, religion must give way to spirituality otherwise it becomes an anchor dragging you down.

Religion has a place in human life. It helps to direct the soul from mundane things to higher spiritual yearnings. But when the human person starts to see the contradictions in religious beliefs and starts to ask necessary questions then it is time to grow and leave religion behind. You've become a seeker. You've left the ranks of the Ignorant and now about to join the ranks of the Neophyte.

Any excuse for young busty women with firm waists to twerk and simulate Oza Room activities, is fine by me, and should be encouraged in ALL venues where the mood takes such physically blessed women.

Conversely, it is an unforgivable abomination and for old, fat or out-of-shape women to dance in public, since such spectacles tends to frighten the livestock.

As long as its done in love, which also means a respect for the souls and sensibilities around you. The only thing the devil brought into this world is sin. The music you dance to, the body you gyrate is all created by God.

Human Observations are not necessarily The Judgement of God.

The Dancers are The Salts of The World. They must not allow their wonderful dance steps ideas to be TRODDEN UNDER THE FOOT OF MEN.

The dance of a dancer in the church doesnt matters, it is the heart of the dancer that matters.

church women no longer do secret service jobs... they are now all openly leading the masses.
they are cutting their hair
they are wearing trousers
sending the men into the kitchen to be cooks and dish washer
worshiping angels and egalitarian tittles
mixing up religion with politics or/and even native laws/traditions
etc etc

guterKerl:
This Sunday morning, someone somewhere is having sex right now despite all the problems we are facing as a country.

You won't shut up chochochocho

rentAcock:
You are allowed to dance for Jesus just as you are allowed to sing praises of his name. You can dance galala, skelewu, azonto, shaku shaku for all you care, Jesus loves all forms of praise and worship. What isn't allowed is any dance that is sexually suggestive such as twerking or grinding next to the opposite sex.

clap for your self for the rubbish you just typed.
So dancing skelewu and other worldly dances is OK abi If I be God I for scatter that your hand that you used in typing this nonsense

rentAcock:
You are allowed to dance for Jesus just as you are allowed to sing praises of his name. You can dance galala, skelewu, azonto, shaku shaku for all you care, Jesus loves all forms of praise and worship. What isn't allowed is any dance that is sexually suggestive such as twerking or grinding next to the opposite sex.

Very apt!

ElsonMorali:


You make a lot of assumptions which are void. For example comparing a compendium of the times, practices, religion and culture of the middle east tribes over very many centuries to mundane textbooks.

Whether you like it or not religion has always existed with man and will continue to exist until the last menknow enough to ask relevant questions.

No, religion is not useless. It gives wings by which humans may rise up the spiritual height. Where the problem is is that most people don't understand that at a certain level of spiritual progress, religion must give way to spirituality otherwise it becomes an anchor dragging you down.

Religion has a place in human life. It helps to direct the soul from mundane things to higher spiritual yearnings. But when the human person starts to see the contradictions in religious beliefs and starts to ask necessary questions then it is time to grow and leave religion behind. You've become a seeker. You've left the ranks of the Ignorant and now about to join the ranks of the Neophyte.

Evolution is not linear, so were the teachings of the occult organizations who designed religions as a growth curve that one has to grow through before progressing the ladder to Divinity. That itself has become dogmatic and is not very much different from what Religions have become, which is why the occult organizations have so far been abandoned because as the founding fathers of FreeMason, Rosicrucian and the rest of the organization progressed, they realized that the world is more of a simulated reality than some spiritual woo-woo.

Over 20 years ago, I was a neophyte, so your assumption that I am some atheist who has seen the errors in Religion and is moving through the ladder towards divinity is just an assumption, and is not true. I am not a Chela, not a neophyte.

Time is not linear and in the same vein, the knowledge trajectory to understanding the dynamics of the Universe is not linear too, so it is best to abandon what does not answer the ultimate questions and seek what works and the occult organizations have since been abandoned by the Research arm of those organizations because they found out about the true nature of our reality, but those organizations still exist to help people find a way out of Religions and still have a sense of belonging.

But if we must do something drastic about knowing the mechanics of the Universe, it is best to shut down all religions and al occult organizations and focus our attention of facts that Science and Technology has help us uncover about the true nature of our reality.

It is beyond what occult can know, occult organizations are better than Religions, but there is yet a greater truth.

Reference:
As long as its done in love, which also means a respect for the souls and sensibilities around you. The only thing the devil brought into this world is sin. The music you dance to, the body you gyrate is all created by God.

Where did Christ dance, sing and make plenty of noise publicly in talking with God?
Are Christians no longer Christ like people

rentAcock:
You are allowed to dance for Jesus just as you are allowed to sing praises of his name. You can dance galala, skelewu, azonto, shaku shaku for all you care, Jesus loves all forms of praise and worship. What isn't allowed is any dance that is sexually suggestive such as twerking or grinding next to the opposite sex.

The types of dance allowed in the church, what chapter and verse are they in the Bible.

ukeleh:
The types of dance allowed in the church, what chapter and verse are they in the Bible.

Thanks bro.

Tell me what church dance look like with reference.

OP remember that David danced to the point that someone called him a mad man.....what happened afterwards?
Be warned

You collect worldly money and smile to the bank now you are complaining about worldly dance. Abeg gerrara hia!

toprealman:
OP remember that David danced to the point that someone called him a mad man.....what happened afterwards?
Be warned

Are you being David-like as a Christian or are you being Christ-like.
Take your warning and use it for yourself.


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