As expected by Tanimz,studio dies and goes straight to hell for having lived a sinful life, and upon his arrival Satan asks him, "Do you like to drink?"

"Absolutely," says the man.

"Well, you'll love Thursdays then," says Satan. "All we do is drink beer, whiskey, vodka - anything you want. And you're dead, so there's no hangover."

"Sweet!" says the man.

"Do you like drugs? asks Satan. "Because it's same deal on Friday - all the drugs you can possibly take without any side effects."

"Awesome!" says the man. "There has to be some catch to all of this?"

"Not at all," says Satan. "You're gay, right?"

"No," says the man.

"Not even a little bit gay?" Satan asks.

"Not at all," says the man.

"Oh, well, then Saturdays are going to be a little rough!"

Dry.
But i'm happy it happend to that Studio boy

Odunnu, welcome back.where av u been?

Abeg no koba me o!

@ Tanimz

What? When did I expect Studio to die?

:-x

KDK:

As expected by Tanimz,studio dies

You wrote it, now defend it.

u want God to forgive him, yea? All sinners goes to hell. I am refering to the hell part not the die.

KDK:

u want God to forgive him, yea? All sinners goes to hell. I am refering to the hell part not the die.

Mr. Theology, I don't understand the bolded.

I beg for a recess madam.

What for?

So dat the defence bench can get more evidence your honour

When you were misyarning, you did not know that you would need evidence abi?

Amongst my most precious possessions are words that I never uttered.

KDK:

Odunnu, welcome back.where av u been?

in the sports section,trying to keep the goal post.

KDK:

Amongst my most precious possessions are words that I never uttered.

In that case then, they are useless and not precious.

Nope. They are very precious. They might just be the final evidence i may tender.

Shior.

Tanimz - I think you've got what it takes to be a brilliant lawyer

abeg never slack with the cross examination

Oya KDK - defend urself! 

^^ Thanks jare.

You no see say he don run commot?

Odunnu:

in the sports section,trying to keep the goal post.

Chai! Wonders shall never end. Since when did Odunnu learn how to play football, talkless of keeping a goal post?

@ Odunnu,
No mind all these people. Nothing do u jare. Hope u represented us well dere and the post was well kept.

Efemena_xy:

Tanimz - I think you've got what it takes to be a brilliant lawyer

abeg never slack with the cross examination

Oya KDK - defend urself! 

Efe, don't worry. We are tieing up loose ends.

hmm - interesting

make una 2 tie the thing so tey una go reach full circle

and no more loose ends too

KDK, recess time don pass o.

nor mind am jor!!

im still dey toilet kaka

For the past 27 hours?

girl u dey even keep count sef??!!

anyway, na result of eating mama-put for bukka

belle dey turn am, nor be small tin. . .

abi u nor see as im droppings dey smell d whole place??

No wonder, I be dey smell. But I no wan talk.

Abeg, you fit go knock for the toilet door? Tell am say court don resume. Thanks.

Taz please lemme vomit this b4 it choks me. I've been following ur post for sometime now and to ma ulter amazement i've been flabbergasted by ur immense show of knowledge and wisdow. It confounds me cos i tot u were narrow minded. U don't cease to amaze me girl . So pray tell how come about this. Are u a prof.? Or jxt a geological student?

tanimz:

No wonder, I be dey smell. But I no wan talk.

Abeg, you fit go knock for the toilet door? Tell am say court don resume. Thanks.

T_z!! you nor try o!

na me u be wan send go kaka knocking??

abeg leave me jor. . . u fit go check on am to make sure im never jump thru toilet window sha

Vic2k3:

Taz please lemme vomit this b4 it choks me. I've been following your post for sometime now and to ma ulter amazement i've been flabbergasted by your immense show of knowledge and wisdow. It confounds me cos i tot u were narrow minded. U don't cease to amaze me girl . So pray tell how come about this. Are u a prof.? Or jxt a geological student?

Hehe. . . Thanks, na God.

You thought I was narrow-minded? LOL, how and why?

You know, there are some things that are better left unanswered - go figure whether I'm a prof or a student.

Efemena_xy:

T_z!! you nor try o!

na me u be wan send go kaka knocking??

abeg leave me jor. . . u fit go check on am to make sure im never jump thru toilet window sha

I no try how? You expect me - a whole me, to go and knock at the kaka door? You are better than this, Efe.