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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Nobody: 6:40pm On Aug 25, 2019
UrVillagePpl:
nice one OP, quite informative.
u tooo much cool
macarson2k:


Thanks
cwale044:
Good one
Amuocha:
Nice
UrVillagePpl:
nice one OP, quite informative.
u tooo much cool
God bless you

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Nobody: 6:50pm On Aug 25, 2019
Budex40:
Best way to be safe is to stay d Hell away from Humans
If a man decides to live in an island all by himself, don't you think others will one day consider rowing over there, even if just out of curiosity? #JuxAxin
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by computergenius(m): 7:03pm On Aug 25, 2019
Thanks but what i want to read about now is what the police is doing to curb the rising state of insecurity in the country. Robbers, Kidnappers, terrorists, ritualists, and fraudsters are every where tormenting the people.
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Nobody: 7:19pm On Aug 25, 2019
I can't find the phone number for Lagos
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Nobody: 7:20pm On Aug 25, 2019
igbodefender:
Hello Nigerians and visitors to Nigeria, I saw this and thought I should share:

*_#STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE#_*

*{FROM “INSPECTOR GENERAL OF POLICE’S CRIME PREVENTION UNIT}*.

*It is so EASY TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, BUT DIFFICULT to COME OUT OF IT. The following are easy tips to stay out of trouble:*

*1. Do not offer lift to anybody at night for any reason whatsoever. You may be fallen into a trap.*

*2. If you were robbed and any of your property is taken away by the robbers, you should report the incidence within minutes, because if the robbers are caught and your property is found with them, without your report at The Police Station recorded, you will be deemed to be part of the robbers and may be charged and prosecuted as an Accomplice!*


*3. Do not buy used phones or laptops, except you are buying from a known friend and you have ascertained that he was the previous User, as it could be a product of theft, armed robbery or kidnapping, if so and you are arrested, you will be dealing with a case of armed robbery or kidnapping. Also do not buy vehicles from vendors, until you check the registration details at the National Vehicles Registration Database to know the actual owners, or you ascertain that the Customs Papers are genuine, it could be stolen, robbed vehicles or a product of a kidnapping operation.*

*4. Do not leave Credit Alerts on your phone. Delete them immediately, it could make a target of kidnapping in some circumstances or an easy way for fraudstars to empty your account.*

*5. Do not disclose your location online, it could make you an easy targets for assailants.*

*6. Do not give anybody, no matter how close, your phone or sim to make calls or allow people to put their sims in your phone to make calls, instead offer them airtime or your battery. If the person is wanted for a crime, you could be a soft target for the Police to get to the person.*

*7. Do not respond to strange persons, telling you about NNPC Contract, PHCN Contract, or errors in your accounts, they are fraudsters.*

*8. Do not ever stay in the midst of a mob, if any body dies from the mob action and you are apprehended at the scene, you will become a Murder Suspect!*

*9. Always watch your rear through your side or inner mirror while driving to ascertain if you are being trailed, if yes, drive to the nearest Police Station.*

*10. When flagged down by security agencies,, be calm, polite and communicate with them in good English. It helps. If at night put on your inner lights before you approach them, it shows you have nothing to hide.*

*11. Do not allow anybody to use your account or email for a third party transaction and do not transfer money for people indiscriminately, because you could be a soft target for the Police to get to the Person.*

*12. Do not use ATMs at remote places at night, you could be robbed or kidnapped.*
.
*13. Do not use an ATM Machine that shows Microsoft Error or any other error covering the screen, it may have been programmed by Yahoo Boys to siphon your money.*

*14. Do not give testimonies in church or at an occasion with details of you making money or acquiring priced assets, you may acquire a kidnapping value, the Church is a mixed crowd and venue of an event is not a safe place.*

*15. Keep details of your financial dealings away from your domestic staff and security details.*

*16. If you have Security Details, be careful what you say or do in their presence, they are also with you to spy on you.*

*17. If you worked in a Government Establishment or Multinational, be careful what you relate to your colleagues, Government may have spies in every Government Body and Major Company in Nigeria.*

*18. Be careful what you say on the phone, write on text and social media messages, every conversation is being monitored!*

*19. Always keep your outside light on and the light inside off at home when sleeping. It confuses robbers and other assailants.*

*20. Be careful what you communicate on Messenger, WhatsApp, or phone calls. They could easily be used as evidence against you by the Law Enforcement Agent. If wanted to make a classified communication, do it by WhatsApp calls. It cannot be recorded as it is an encrypted, end to end communication.*

*22. Read documents very well before you sign.You are bound by what you sign. Do not allow any police man, investigating officer or security agent to force you make any statements. Insist on seeing your Lawyer. By the New Law -ACJL, they will oblige you, never make a statement for any reason that will implicate you as you could be on your way to jail.*

*23. Having exotic dogs like Alsatians, Rotweilers, etc, not local dogs easily wades off criminals and alert you on the communication Assailants.*

*24. Always have enough credit on your phone before sleeping, never sleep without airtime on your phone and you must have the Police Control Room Number of your state and call first to be sure, that number can save your life and I tell you it works like magic.*

25. *Effective Use of the Nigeria Police Control Rooms:–*

a. You introduce yourself and explain your situation very briefly, which you must make look like a real emergency!

b.You must create by your call an urgency, that requires a swift and instant intervention of a Police Patrol Team and I assure you the Police will respond immediately, as there are punitive measures against not doing so, especially when something goes wrong.

c. Ensure that you give a vivid description of your address and be patient with the Control Room Operators, ensuring that you follow up on them with subsequent calls!

d. *The following are the Nigeria POLICE CONTROL ROOM NUMBERS in EACH STATE of the FEDERATION:–.*

S/No. State Command Police Control Phone Numbers:

1 ABIA 08035415408 08079210003 08079210004 08079210005
2 ADAMAWA 08089671313
3 AKWA IBOM 08039213071 08020913810
4 ANAMBRA 07039194332 08024922772 08075390511 08182951257
5 BAUCHI 08151849417 08127162434 08084763669 08073794920
6 BAYELSA 07034578208
7 BENUE 08066006475 08053039936 07075390677
8 BORNO 08068075581 08036071667 08123823322
9 CROSS RIVER 08133568456 07053355415
*10 DELTA 08036684974*
11 EBONYI 07064515001 08125273721 08084704673
12 EDO 08037646272 08077773721 08067551618
13 EKITI 08062335577 07089310359
14 ENUGU 08032003702 08075390883 08086671202
*15 FCT ABUJA 07057337653 08061581938 08032003913*
16 GOMBE 08150567771 08151855014
17 IMO 08034773600 08037037283
18 JIGAWA 08075391069 07089846285 08123821598
19 KADUNA 08123822284
20 KANO 08032419754 08123821575 064977004 064977005
21 KATSINA 08075391255 08075391250
22 KEBBI 08038797644 08075391307
23 KOGI 08075391335 07038329084
24 KWARA 07032069501 08125275046
*25 LAGOS...
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I can't find the phone number for Lagos, thanks
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Adams12345: 7:24pm On Aug 25, 2019
Kudos to Nigeria Police, i pray for more effective and efficient police force.
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Starhearts: 7:28pm On Aug 25, 2019
Please why is the Rivers State and delta emergency number on asterisks? Hope it’s accessible?
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by kblacko1: 7:37pm On Aug 25, 2019
Thanks for the information
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by paix(m): 7:59pm On Aug 25, 2019
Larryfest:
Hmmm.... The NPF should put all this on TV's and Radios in different local languages so that even the not so educated can take to the warnings too...
Dem fit tell you say their motor no get fuel to go give to radio or TV.
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by tck2000(m): 8:02pm On Aug 25, 2019
Thanks
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by patorial(m): 8:04pm On Aug 25, 2019
helphelp:
Number 17 is more like aiding a crime. If you have spies then it's best to assist in curbing crimes or corruption in workplace. Also, Number 25 na JOKE abi
Did you read where it says "ways to stay out of trouble "?

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by rannyw: 8:17pm On Aug 25, 2019
Nice one. Information is Power
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Mizwisdom(f): 8:17pm On Aug 25, 2019
igbodefender:
Hello Nigerians and visitors to Nigeria, I saw this and thought I should share:

*_#STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE#_*

*{FROM “INSPECTOR GENERAL OF POLICE’S CRIME PREVENTION UNIT}*.

*It is so EASY TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, BUT DIFFICULT to COME OUT OF IT. The following are easy tips to stay out of trouble:*

*1. Do not offer lift to anybody at night for any reason whatsoever. You may be fallen into a trap.*

*2. If you were robbed and any of your property is taken away by the robbers, you should report the incidence within minutes, because if the robbers are caught and your property is found with them, without your report at The Police Station recorded, you will be deemed to be part of the robbers and may be charged and prosecuted as an Accomplice!*


*3. Do not buy used phones or laptops, except you are buying from a known friend and you have ascertained that he was the previous User, as it could be a product of theft, armed robbery or kidnapping, if so and you are arrested, you will be dealing with a case of armed robbery or kidnapping. Also do not buy vehicles from vendors, until you check the registration details at the National Vehicles Registration Database to know the actual owners, or you ascertain that the Customs Papers are genuine, it could be stolen, robbed vehicles or a product of a kidnapping operation.*

*4. Do not leave Credit Alerts on your phone. Delete them immediately, it could make a target of kidnapping in some circumstances or an easy way for fraudstars to empty your account.*

*5. Do not disclose your location online, it could make you an easy targets for assailants.*

*6. Do not give anybody, no matter how close, your phone or sim to make calls or allow people to put their sims in your phone to make calls, instead offer them airtime or your battery. If the person is wanted for a crime, you could be a soft target for the Police to get to the person.*

*7. Do not respond to strange persons, telling you about NNPC Contract, PHCN Contract, or errors in your accounts, they are fraudsters.*

*8. Do not ever stay in the midst of a mob, if any body dies from the mob action and you are apprehended at the scene, you will become a Murder Suspect!*

*9. Always watch your rear through your side or inner mirror while driving to ascertain if you are being trailed, if yes, drive to the nearest Police Station.*

*10. When flagged down by security agencies,, be calm, polite and communicate with them in good English. It helps. If at night put on your inner lights before you approach them, it shows you have nothing to hide.*

*11. Do not allow anybody to use your account or email for a third party transaction and do not transfer money for people indiscriminately, because you could be a soft target for the Police to get to the Person.*

*12. Do not use ATMs at remote places at night, you could be robbed or kidnapped.*
.
*13. Do not use an ATM Machine that shows Microsoft Error or any other error covering the screen, it may have been programmed by Yahoo Boys to siphon your money.*

*14. Do not give testimonies in church or at an occasion with details of you making money or acquiring priced assets, you may acquire a kidnapping value, the Church is a mixed crowd and venue of an event is not a safe place.*

*15. Keep details of your financial dealings away from your domestic staff and security details.*

*16. If you have Security Details, be careful what you say or do in their presence, they are also with you to spy on you.*

*17. If you worked in a Government Establishment or Multinational, be careful what you relate to your colleagues, Government may have spies in every Government Body and Major Company in Nigeria.*

*18. Be careful what you say on the phone, write on text and social media messages, every conversation is being monitored!*

*19. Always keep your outside light on and the light inside off at home when sleeping. It confuses robbers and other assailants.*

*20. Be careful what you communicate on Messenger, WhatsApp, or phone calls. They could easily be used as evidence against you by the Law Enforcement Agent. If wanted to make a classified communication, do it by WhatsApp calls. It cannot be recorded as it is an encrypted, end to end communication.*

*22. Read documents very well before you sign.You are bound by what you sign. Do not allow any police man, investigating officer or security agent to force you make any statements. Insist on seeing your Lawyer. By the New Law -ACJL, they will oblige you, never make a statement for any reason that will implicate you as you could be on your way to jail.*

*23. Having exotic dogs like Alsatians, Rotweilers, etc, not local dogs easily wades off criminals and alert you on the communication Assailants.*

*24. Always have enough credit on your phone before sleeping, never sleep without airtime on your phone and you must have the Police Control Room Number of your state and call first to be sure, that number can save your life and I tell you it works like magic.*

25. *Effective Use of the Nigeria Police Control Rooms:–*

a. You introduce yourself and explain your situation very briefly, which you must make look like a real emergency!

b.You must create by your call an urgency, that requires a swift and instant intervention of a Police Patrol Team and I assure you the Police will respond immediately, as there are punitive measures against not doing so, especially when something goes wrong.

c. Ensure that you give a vivid description of your address and be patient with the Control Room Operators, ensuring that you follow up on them with subsequent calls!

d. *The following are the Nigeria POLICE CONTROL ROOM NUMBERS in EACH STATE of the FEDERATION:–.*

S/No. State Command Police Control Phone Numbers:

1 ABIA 08035415408 08079210003 08079210004 08079210005
2 ADAMAWA 08089671313
3 AKWA IBOM 08039213071 08020913810
4 ANAMBRA 07039194332 08024922772 08075390511 08182951257
5 BAUCHI 08151849417 08127162434 08084763669 08073794920
6 BAYELSA 07034578208
7 BENUE 08066006475 08053039936 07075390677
8 BORNO 08068075581 08036071667 08123823322
9 CROSS RIVER 08133568456 07053355415
*10 DELTA 08036684974*
11 EBONYI 07064515001 08125273721 08084704673
12 EDO 08037646272 08077773721 08067551618
13 EKITI 08062335577 07089310359
14 ENUGU 08032003702 08075390883 08086671202
*15 FCT ABUJA 07057337653 08061581938 08032003913*
16 GOMBE 08150567771 08151855014
17 IMO 08034773600 08037037283
18 JIGAWA 08075391069 07089846285 08123821598
19 KADUNA 08123822284
20 KANO 08032419754 08123821575 064977004 064977005
21 KATSINA 08075391255 08075391250
22 KEBBI 08038797644 08075391307
23 KOGI 08075391335 07038329084
24 KWARA 07032069501 08125275046
*25 LAGOS...
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Very helpful, God bless
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by islandmoon: 8:19pm On Aug 25, 2019
igbodefender:
Hello Nigerians and visitors to Nigeria, I saw this and thought I should share:

*_#STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE#_*

*{FROM “INSPECTOR GENERAL OF POLICE’S CRIME PREVENTION UNIT}*.

*It is so EASY TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, BUT DIFFICULT to COME OUT OF IT. The following are easy tips to stay out of trouble:*

*1. Do not offer lift to anybody at night for any reason whatsoever. You may be fallen into a trap.*

*2. If you were robbed and any of your property is taken away by the robbers, you should report the incidence within minutes, because if the robbers are caught and your property is found with them, without your report at The Police Station recorded, you will be deemed to be part of the robbers and may be charged and prosecuted as an Accomplice!*


*3. Do not buy used phones or laptops, except you are buying from a known friend and you have ascertained that he was the previous User, as it could be a product of theft, armed robbery or kidnapping, if so and you are arrested, you will be dealing with a case of armed robbery or kidnapping. Also do not buy vehicles from vendors, until you check the registration details at the National Vehicles Registration Database to know the actual owners, or you ascertain that the Customs Papers are genuine, it could be stolen, robbed vehicles or a product of a kidnapping operation.*

*4. Do not leave Credit Alerts on your phone. Delete them immediately, it could make a target of kidnapping in some circumstances or an easy way for fraudstars to empty your account.*

*5. Do not disclose your location online, it could make you an easy targets for assailants.*

*6. Do not give anybody, no matter how close, your phone or sim to make calls or allow people to put their sims in your phone to make calls, instead offer them airtime or your battery. If the person is wanted for a crime, you could be a soft target for the Police to get to the person.*

*7. Do not respond to strange persons, telling you about NNPC Contract, PHCN Contract, or errors in your accounts, they are fraudsters.*

*8. Do not ever stay in the midst of a mob, if any body dies from the mob action and you are apprehended at the scene, you will become a Murder Suspect!*

*9. Always watch your rear through your side or inner mirror while driving to ascertain if you are being trailed, if yes, drive to the nearest Police Station.*

*10. When flagged down by security agencies,, be calm, polite and communicate with them in good English. It helps. If at night put on your inner lights before you approach them, it shows you have nothing to hide.*

*11. Do not allow anybody to use your account or email for a third party transaction and do not transfer money for people indiscriminately, because you could be a soft target for the Police to get to the Person.*

*12. Do not use ATMs at remote places at night, you could be robbed or kidnapped.*
.
*13. Do not use an ATM Machine that shows Microsoft Error or any other error covering the screen, it may have been programmed by Yahoo Boys to siphon your money.*

*14. Do not give testimonies in church or at an occasion with details of you making money or acquiring priced assets, you may acquire a kidnapping value, the Church is a mixed crowd and venue of an event is not a safe place.*

*15. Keep details of your financial dealings away from your domestic staff and security details.*

*16. If you have Security Details, be careful what you say or do in their presence, they are also with you to spy on you.*

*17. If you worked in a Government Establishment or Multinational, be careful what you relate to your colleagues, Government may have spies in every Government Body and Major Company in Nigeria.*

*18. Be careful what you say on the phone, write on text and social media messages, every conversation is being monitored!*

*19. Always keep your outside light on and the light inside off at home when sleeping. It confuses robbers and other assailants.*

*20. Be careful what you communicate on Messenger, WhatsApp, or phone calls. They could easily be used as evidence against you by the Law Enforcement Agent. If wanted to make a classified communication, do it by WhatsApp calls. It cannot be recorded as it is an encrypted, end to end communication.*

*22. Read documents very well before you sign.You are bound by what you sign. Do not allow any police man, investigating officer or security agent to force you make any statements. Insist on seeing your Lawyer. By the New Law -ACJL, they will oblige you, never make a statement for any reason that will implicate you as you could be on your way to jail.*

*23. Having exotic dogs like Alsatians, Rotweilers, etc, not local dogs easily wades off criminals and alert you on the communication Assailants.*

*24. Always have enough credit on your phone before sleeping, never sleep without airtime on your phone and you must have the Police Control Room Number of your state and call first to be sure, that number can save your life and I tell you it works like magic.*

25. *Effective Use of the Nigeria Police Control Rooms:–*

a. You introduce yourself and explain your situation very briefly, which you must make look like a real emergency!

b.You must create by your call an urgency, that requires a swift and instant intervention of a Police Patrol Team and I assure you the Police will respond immediately, as there are punitive measures against not doing so, especially when something goes wrong.

c. Ensure that you give a vivid description of your address and be patient with the Control Room Operators, ensuring that you follow up on them with subsequent calls!

d. *The following are the Nigeria POLICE CONTROL ROOM NUMBERS in EACH STATE of the FEDERATION:–.*

S/No. State Command Police Control Phone Numbers:

1 ABIA 08035415408 08079210003 08079210004 08079210005
2 ADAMAWA 08089671313
3 AKWA IBOM 08039213071 08020913810
4 ANAMBRA 07039194332 08024922772 08075390511 08182951257
5 BAUCHI 08151849417 08127162434 08084763669 08073794920
6 BAYELSA 07034578208
7 BENUE 08066006475 08053039936 07075390677
8 BORNO 08068075581 08036071667 08123823322
9 CROSS RIVER 08133568456 07053355415
*10 DELTA 08036684974*
11 EBONYI 07064515001 08125273721 08084704673
12 EDO 08037646272 08077773721 08067551618
13 EKITI 08062335577 07089310359
14 ENUGU 08032003702 08075390883 08086671202
*15 FCT ABUJA 07057337653 08061581938 08032003913*
16 GOMBE 08150567771 08151855014
17 IMO 08034773600 08037037283
18 JIGAWA 08075391069 07089846285 08123821598
19 KADUNA 08123822284
20 KANO 08032419754 08123821575 064977004 064977005
21 KATSINA 08075391255 08075391250
22 KEBBI 08038797644 08075391307
23 KOGI 08075391335 07038329084
24 KWARA 07032069501 08125275046
*25 LAGOS...
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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by glowingflame7: 8:26pm On Aug 25, 2019
Total rubbish. Is this how the police is meant to be issuing threats instead of reorientation of the police officers. They are giving warnings for their incompetence.
How to stay out of Nigerian police trouble. Must they make trouble? Can't they be civil and reasonable?
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Jarus(m): 8:37pm On Aug 25, 2019
I don't understand #17
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by naijajobx: 8:44pm On Aug 25, 2019
hmm
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by franklingud(m): 9:18pm On Aug 25, 2019
So these a-holes cannot use one number as emergency number?

Backward people

All they know is how to intimidate citizens
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Nobody: 10:02pm On Aug 25, 2019
EmmBim:
I can't find the phone number for Lagos
The phone number of Lagos and other states is in the link.

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by God2man2again(m): 10:21pm On Aug 25, 2019
Very good.
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by dicex(m): 10:52pm On Aug 25, 2019
No 911? i mean b4 u dail those number or search 4 dem in ur phone, dem don enter. u knw?
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by darkelf: 1:03am On Aug 26, 2019
Livefreeordieha:
26) In your next life try to avoid our airspace and ensure u monitor which continent you coming to..

They should just tell Nigerians to lock themselves up in their houses a d avoid human contact whatsoever.

All the rubbish they types up there is the result of widespread and chronic insecurity and failure of effective policing. Nonsense

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by darkelf: 1:06am On Aug 26, 2019
glowingflame7:
Total rubbish. Is this how the police is meant to be issuing threats instead of reorientation of the police officers. They are giving warnings for their incompetence.
How to stay out of Nigerian police trouble. Must they make trouble? Can't they be civil and reasonable?

The annoying one is having to report stolen or robbed items (as if they would catch the thieves or robbers). Their reason; in case its found at the scene of a robbery, you don't become a suspect. What sane detective would just arrest you because your property was found at a crime scene and the annoying thing is they won't even bother to investigate further.
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Riversides2003(m): 2:55am On Aug 26, 2019
Valuable information
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by paperboi147: 5:18am On Aug 26, 2019
nigeria 1
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Livefreeordieha(m): 6:29am On Aug 26, 2019
darkelf:


They should just tell Nigerians to lock themselves up in their houses a d avoid human contact whatsoever.

All the rubbish they types up there is the result of widespread and chronic insecurity and failure of effective policing. Nonsense
don't mind the mediocres... Every year they invest quantum amounts saying they are reforming themselves pathetically... Even a crazy Alsatian dog will not require more than 6months to be tamed... Aren't they now the lesser animals If they are even wasting so-called scarce resources to change their own attitudes and working ethics as obtainable by all sane minds..
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by MizyB(f): 6:31am On Aug 26, 2019
There's no fast rule to Number 1.

I've been offered free lifts at night, even in a State where I haven't been to previously, by total strangers.
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Unie30: 9:26am On Aug 26, 2019
Nice one.
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by glowingflame7: 3:58pm On Aug 26, 2019
darkelf:


The annoying one is having to report stolen or robbed items (as if they would catch the thieves or robbers). Their reason; in case its found at the scene of a robbery, you don't become a suspect. What sane detective would just arrest you because your property was found at a crime scene and the annoying thing is they won't even bother to investigate further.

They said "you should report the incidence within minutes". So someone robbed and traumatised should be looking for police station within minutes SO THAT he/she will not face imprisonment.
Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by glowingflame7: 4:02pm On Aug 26, 2019
So thieves come into my neighbourhood, enter each room, take property, beat and maybe raped people. I'm likely to be an accomplice if the police find the robbers before I reported at their station and signed statement. SMH

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