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Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 3:17pm On Oct 29, 2010
Taz u be clown, where u see toaster for toasting bread there? BTW Ur . . . . . wink Don dey increase, see snooping. U go fear fear Mhen.

Efe pls don't try nothing of such plssssss. Friends ko enemies ni. I neva get much time thats y.
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 3:19pm On Oct 29, 2010
Idowu, abeg leave that side. He don prove that one many times. sad

Mr.Bones, no dey use style dey change topic. Why dem ban you?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 3:22pm On Oct 29, 2010
i tel yah tazzzz, he cursed @our sweetrat muki mukenke
dat she sugly , she wears wig and dat her face suits halloween , imagine stupidddd chilld
imagine my fine baby faced mukinatuu
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 3:23pm On Oct 29, 2010
Vicks!!  angry angry

Nor dey shame 4 us!!

We don see dat your nyash finish

Y R U being so proud??

Even in your hour of need you still dey deny the obvious

Look even though ID dey vex, I know say underneath it all, she's got a heart of gold

Same thing goes for Taz too

Just say the word, apologize, beg and be nice to us girls for a change - and then we go fit help you wiff your case
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 3:23pm On Oct 29, 2010
Taz i no get ink for that hullabaloo jor. Jxt tell/ask me something else angry
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 3:28pm On Oct 29, 2010
Idowuogbo:

i tel yah tazzzz, he cursed @our sweetrat muki mukenke
dat she sugly , she wears wig and dat her face suits halloween , imagine stupidddd chilld
imagine my fine baby faced mukinatuu

Imagine!! shocked shocked

Thank God say she put am for im rightful place. grin grin

Mr.Bones, please for you sake. Listen to Efe. sad

Efe, I swear you took the words right out of my mouth. Na only God go help am.
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 3:30pm On Oct 29, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Vicks!!  angry angry

Nor dey shame 4 us!!

We don see dat your nyash finish

Y R U being so proud??

Even in your hour of need you still dey deny the obvious

Look even though ID dey vex, I know say underneath it all, she's got a heart of goldplatinum
Same thing goes for Taz too

Just say the word, apologize, beg and be nice to us girls for a change - and then we go fit help you wiff your case


na karat my heart dey wear na , jorrrr ooh
but 4 real na illness , do u tink he needs to get a bloodtest , cus i reckon his blank head doesnt no he has annoyyying little shiiitt written al over it
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 3:32pm On Oct 29, 2010
Efe dares to do that, i will never forgive her. Imagine the humiliation it will bring me. No thanks!!
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 3:34pm On Oct 29, 2010
Jo oo. . . ID sho le fi Obasanjo shey Chris Brown? grin grin

Bloodtest no go do anything. We suppose get am specialist from Tokyo. Im illness na first class.
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 3:36pm On Oct 29, 2010
Mr.Bones:

Efe dares to do that, i will never forgive her. Imagine the humiliation it will bring me. No thanks!!

What's wrong with you?? humilation ke??

are u not humilated now?

u tink say nland peeps (esp. the guys) nor dey laff u now

why not put an end to it all

anyway sha, I don tell u what u need to do

Beg us 3 (Id, Taz & myself) and we go speak to Mukina on your behalf

as girls to girls

otherwise, you're on your own sha. . .
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 3:38pm On Oct 29, 2010
Sings to ido "Ara da go a da go, ụmụnwayi na ta efe** wink wink
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 3:39pm On Oct 29, 2010
^^ hope say nor be insult you dey pour for my head now vicks?? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 3:40pm On Oct 29, 2010
Efe u mean i a guy shud beg u ladies **shakes head** Pls u're jxt making a mountain outta this anthill jor.
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 3:43pm On Oct 29, 2010
okay o!

have it your way then - I nor fit shout anymore
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 3:46pm On Oct 29, 2010
Oh u wanted - Efe pls, Taz pls, ido pls (coincidently all are three letters each cheesy cheesy) . Efe u've got the wrong guy jor. I don't beg peeps, it is the other way round ni
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 3:50pm On Oct 29, 2010
Mr.Bones:

Sings to ido "Ara da go a da go, ụmụnwayi na ta efe** wink wink
guy dem on increase ur craze u don dey sing 4 swahili , chei efe abeg u understand dis guy lingua , stey clear lizard bite am tru tru

@tazi
emi ole fi werepe shey powder joor oooh!!!! grin grin cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 3:54pm On Oct 29, 2010
Ido aba babe u no dey listen to flavors songs shei? grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 4:56pm On Oct 29, 2010
Idowu, sho le fun landlord ni eviction? grin grin grin

No mind the fowl jore. sad
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 5:12pm On Oct 29, 2010
Shei because u get computer to nairaland, u fink u can call everybody fowl abi? Jxt pray our path don't eva cross cos i'm gonna make u pay for it grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 7:19pm On Oct 29, 2010
so wats up guys grin grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 7:22pm On Oct 29, 2010
Old line . Go upgrade jor grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 7:27pm On Oct 29, 2010
see ur mouth like upgrade, abeg i no fit pack Shi t ooo grin grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 7:31pm On Oct 29, 2010
See ur own nose more like sh1t grin grin . So who u dey find for massage centre? Abi u be homo? wink
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 7:33pm On Oct 29, 2010
i no be u na, my ID na my comfort

*too bad u got none* grin grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 7:41pm On Oct 29, 2010
U find solace in ur 4cking identity abi? BTW wetin be ur identity ba
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 7:42pm On Oct 29, 2010
forget it, element is just too secluded

just dont mix d wrong chemicals sha grin grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 7:45pm On Oct 29, 2010
See ur yeye head like chemicals. Which ota akara school teach u say element be chemicals wink . Or are u drunk?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 7:48pm On Oct 29, 2010
mumu wetin be H2SO4, dat one na water abi

e be like say u no go school ooo
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 7:55pm On Oct 29, 2010
That is called a chemical compound(combination of molecules of elements eg. 2 molecules of hydrogen,1 of sulphur and 4 of oxygen) not an element mumu. Don't even go there cos science is ma base angry
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 7:58pm On Oct 29, 2010
gosh u need deliverance, wat made up d compound, isnt it elements (if it was mixed wrongly, would u av a compound)? undecided undecided undecided
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 8:02pm On Oct 29, 2010
Grrrrrrrg. U're mixing tins up. A tissue is not an organ even though it makes it up. GOD! explaining this to ur dumb mind is like teaching a kid how to read and write grin grin . I take it u skipped all ur science classes wink
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 8:07pm On Oct 29, 2010
gosh dis guy doesnt knw d basics, biology aint chemistry man angry angry angry

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