Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,161,444 members, 7,846,836 topics. Date: Saturday, 01 June 2024 at 03:07 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Types Of People You Meet Inside Public Bus. (923 Views)
Types Of People You Will Meet Inside Public Bus / Different Types Of People You Might Come Across On Christmas Day / Different Types Of People During Any Public Holiday - Meme Collection (2) (3) (4)
Types Of People You Meet Inside Public Bus. by bejick(m): 3:59pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Those that like to hood change. The collect all the change from different passengers then give Conductor N1000 to get more change. Those that want you to listen to the loud music they are playing on their phones or MP3. THE CURRENT TAPPERS: The guys use style to brush on ladies breast, Laps or Bum-Bum etc. The ladies will pretend not to be aware, they will place their hot breast on the males shoulder. The one are looking for who will assist them with their Transport fare (LADIES). Those don't know where they are going and will keep reminding conductor of their bus stop at the end they will still pass their bus stop cos the conductor forgot to tell them. THE PICK POCKET: They are just after the pocket of close passengers for items like Money, wallets, purse and phones. THE FAKE STAFF: The ones that claim to be staff though they are not even enrolled with the boys scout or Brigade. When it is time for them to function like driver Vs Agebro fight the will the other way. When driver enter LASMA problem b4 one turn they have dissappered. THE FIGHTERS: The ones fight the driver, conductor and every other person in the bus. CRAZY DRIVER AND CONDUCTOR: These ones will fight, abuse and insult passengers at every slightest opportunity they get. The ones that love to seat in a particular seat (the outer front seat or the outer rear seat): They rather keep coming down for someone to enter or keep squeezing their legs for someone to enter as if the seat is made of gold. The ones that keep shouting for their change. The ones that will confuse the conductor with multiple change transactions and end up collecting more than the amount they initially paid. The ones that keep saying my brother go pay you for back meanwhile all his brothers are in the village. THE PREACHERS: They are normally positioned to share the word of God. THE DRUG SELLERS: Dr Igodo Goko Cleanser came to my mind. Both the funny and the ones trying to be funny in other to sell. The ones that sleep all through the bus movement they are not bordered even if the vehicle somersaults. Those that buy and eat all things the hawkers sells. Kindly add your own. |
Re: Types Of People You Meet Inside Public Bus. by agboedeh: 5:04pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
this is very funny |
Re: Types Of People You Meet Inside Public Bus. by agboedeh: 5:06pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
bejick:women DAT will carry all their 5 children and still pay for one seat 1 Like |
Re: Types Of People You Meet Inside Public Bus. by bejick(m): 6:48pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
agboedeh: yes ooo that wan too join |
(1) (Reply)
Share Your Experience (the Beating You Will Never Forget From Your Parent ) / Imagine That: Funny Student / Royal Q Is Not A Business U Should Joke Wit. See Why
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 10 |