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Poetry Contest (u Need To Laugh) by Nicer(m): 3:40pm On May 16, 2007 |
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semi-finalists, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Arkansas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu." First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said, ”Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan, Men on camels, two by two, Destination-Timbuktu.” The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited, ”Me and Tim a huntin' went, Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.” The redneck won, hands down! 1 Like |
Re: Poetry Contest (u Need To Laugh) by excel12(m): 4:34pm On May 16, 2007 |
Very dry man! never you attempt to be a comedian |
Re: Poetry Contest (u Need To Laugh) by Nicer(m): 11:59am On May 18, 2007 |
excel abi powerpoint or whatever ur name is, this joke is for people that understand oh! bushmen like u won't find it funny!!!! |
Re: Poetry Contest (u Need To Laugh) by dele9000(m): 8:08am On May 19, 2007 |
That was tight men, |
Re: Poetry Contest (u Need To Laugh) by mazaje(m): 10:20pm On May 19, 2007 |
excel abi na powerpoint u be villager? stop going around trying to castigate what you don't understand if you don't understand others do . |
Re: Poetry Contest (u Need To Laugh) by Bolarge(m): 12:06pm On May 22, 2007 |
Wow!! This rocks men. Thumbs up Nicer. |
Re: Poetry Contest (u Need To Laugh) by otuonye(m): 7:23pm On May 22, 2007 |
o boy, u too much, abeg leave excel alone. Na only excel? Why him no answer FrontPage or Access? Na so I crack one joke about millionaires, na im one girl say she go shoo me for being dry. Meanwhile, she never crack anyone ooo. JOJO |
Re: Poetry Contest (u Need To Laugh) by desorlah(f): 7:49pm On May 23, 2007 |
excel12: I wonder what the joke is all about, I dont understand it at all. |
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